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[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

Are you sure nothing is dying nearby?? It's like a horror movie where you live... Just add a little fog, cue the ditzy blonde with minimal clothing running around and BAM !! Horror movie...

It's possible that critters are dying in the woods. My property and surrounding area is rural land, but I am 16 miles from downtown Greensboro.

They flock on the fence and house and stalk the 'dead' soccer balls the dogs have destroyed

They'll actually fight over the dog toys and the chewed soccer balls

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

It's possible that critters are dying in the woods. My property and surrounding area is rural land, but I am 16 miles from downtown Greensboro.

They flock on the fence and house and stalk the 'dead' soccer balls the dogs have destroyed

They'll actually fight over the dog toys and the chewed soccer balls

I just had a vision... Picture this if you will; Lups, Bimmette and Biorin... Oh and uhmmm, C5... *cough-cough*

Lups would be the blonde, the talkative blonde that doesn't shut up... Bimmette, the token Asian in the film... Biorin, the "innocent / naive" (I know I laughed as well as I typed that) one who just happened to get dragged into the rural area with her token blonde and token Asian friend... Insert fog, insert buzzards, and the ominous music... Oh wait, my bad, Tonka and more specifically Tonka's legs... Tonka would be the token sex / sloot scantily clad one running around the woods in heels and miniskirt...



"Nightmare on Bavaria Street..."

[Lups]

Originally Posted by shoei

I just had a vision... Picture this if you will; Lups, Bimmette and Biorin... Oh and uhmmm, C5... *cough-cough*

Lups would be the blonde, the talkative blonde that doesn't shut up... Bimmette, the token Asian in the film... Biorin, the "innocent / naive" (I know I laughed as well as I typed that) one who just happened to get dragged into the rural area with her token blonde and token Asian friend... Insert fog, insert buzzards, and the ominous music... Oh wait, my bad, Tonka and more specifically Tonka's legs... Tonka would be the token sex / sloot scantily clad one running around the woods in heels and miniskirt...



"Nightmare on Bavaria Street..."

Don't quit your day job.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by shoei

I just had a vision... Picture this if you will; Lups, Bimmette and Biorin... Oh and uhmmm, C5... *cough-cough*

Lups would be the blonde, the talkative blonde that doesn't shut up... Bimmette, the token Asian in the film... Biorin, the "innocent / naive" (I know I laughed as well as I typed that) one who just happened to get dragged into the rural area with her token blonde and token Asian friend... Insert fog, insert buzzards, and the ominous music... Oh wait, my bad, Tonka and more specifically Tonka's legs... Tonka would be the token sex / sloot scantily clad one running around the woods in heels and miniskirt...



"Nightmare on Bavaria Street..."

1MoreMod is the jock who keeps macking on Halloween Tonka.
Prena is the genius who will figure out the mystery early, but no one will believe him.
Now we need a token black friend... someone has to die first. (That sounds worse than I expected written out.)

[shoei]

Originally Posted by RJ_419

1MoreMod is the jock who keeps macking on Halloween Tonka.
Prena is the genius who will figure out the mystery early, but no one will believe him.
Now we need a token black friend... someone has to die first. (That sounds worse than I expected written out.)

Well, instead of a black friend we could always just sacrifice something else that starts with the letter B?? Like, I dunno, something Belgium-ish?? Makes sense when you think about it, Bavaria is in the title, we should make a german the sacrificial lamb??

[CANGRKE70]

Originally Posted by shoei

I just had a vision...Tonka would be the token sex / sloot scantily clad one running around the woods in heels and miniskirt...



"Nightmare on Bavaria Street..."

Sounds more like Silence of the Tonka.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

I just had a vision... Picture this if you will; Lups, Bimmette and Biorin... Oh and uhmmm, C5... *cough-cough*

Lups would be the blonde, the talkative blonde that doesn't shut up... Bimmette, the token Asian in the film... Biorin, the "innocent / naive" (I know I laughed as well as I typed that) one who just happened to get dragged into the rural area with her token blonde and token Asian friend... Insert fog, insert buzzards, and the ominous music... Oh wait, my bad, Tonka and more specifically Tonka's legs... Tonka would be the token sex / sloot scantily clad one running around the woods in heels and miniskirt...



"Nightmare on Bavaria Street..."

....then out of nowhere, the hero rides to rescue the damsels in distress from (insert stalker Bimmerpost name here) on his trusty donkey steed with goat sidekick.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

Sounds more like Silence of the Tonka.

"It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again..."

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

....then out of nowhere, the hero rides to rescue the damsels in distress from (insert stalker Bimmerpost name here) on his trusty donkey steed with goat sidekick.

there are NO white knights in this movie... already confirmed...

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by shoei

there are NO white knights in this movie... already confirmed...

All dark knights. I like it.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

All dark knights. I like it.

Silence of the lambs combined with batman. I'd find a remote to watch this one.

[V1.47fan]

Do you guys enjoy giving head?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Not a picture of the donkey or the goat, However a glorious photo of the buzzards?

We still have the goat separate from Waffles - letting them socialize first.

Looks like a pic from the movie..."The Birds"

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

Sounds more like Silence of the Tonka.

When ever someone posts silence of the lambs, it reminds me of these.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Do you guys enjoy giving head?

I would imagine the answer to this question varies as widely as it would if we asked whether guys like going down on girls. Depends on person, mood, motivation.

[V1.47fan]

Was that a Yes or No for you?

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I would imagine the answer to this question varies as widely as it would if we asked whether guys like going down on girls. Depends on person, mood, motivation.

taste great and less filling

[lens]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I would imagine the answer to this question varies as widely as it would if we asked whether guys like going down on girls. Depends on person, mood, motivation.

If I don't go down, it's either because hygiene or I'm sick.

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by chaungo

If I don't go down, it's either because hygiene or I'm sick.

Don't leave home without a Halls and a BlowPop and problem solved.

[1MOREMOD]

Is ugly buzzard a suitable name for female genitalia

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Is ugly buzzard a suitable name for female genitalia

Lady parts deserve a much better name. Always heard of roast beef curtains but never ham curtains. ?

[1MOREMOD]

Yeah beef curtain is one I wouldn't use directly to a women. It indicates at least to me she has jacked up vj.