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RJ_ · 01-07-2016, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Yay! First time home buyer! I'm gunna get like.... A MILLION DOLLARS!

That expired in like 2011

Unless you bought back then and still haven't claimed it.

Biorin · 01-07-2016, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

They start accepting them later this month right?

I'm gonna need to get someone to do mine, tax situation is a little more complex this year.

I actually don't know very much about personal taxes, so, no clue.

What happened? You have children now? Got married? Reporting illegal income?

Axius · 01-07-2016, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

That expired in like 2011

Unless you bought back then and still haven't claimed it.

Ah fuck. Thanks for ruining my excitement for the day, jerk.

///M Power-Belgium · 01-07-2016, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

It is a prescription pain medication which is Scheduled by the FDA and DEA. It is the most commonly diverted narcotic pain medication. Though it has a delivery system which attenuates its addictive properties, abusers typically crush the individual doses and take it directly.

The DEA has really cracked down (pun intended

) on overprescribers on the Gulf Coast down here. They just raided approximately 25 physician offices and pharmacies in the last 90 days resulting in dozens of arrest and the seizure of millions of dollars in assets. They have no sense of humor about this.

A DEA agent has classified prescription narcotics as the new gateway drug supplanting THC from it's long held position.

Sorry to bore you with the detail but I work in this space. I hope it provides you some good background.

Cheers-mk

Thanks for the explanation and the interesting read

BTW...It's never boring in here

Mr Tonka · 01-07-2016, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I just realized it's January! We can do our 2015 taxes now!! Yay!!!!

Dork.

I'm so not looking forward to that. Not only does my boss suck donkey balls, but my CPA doesn't pay nearly enough attention to my business taxes.

She does put out though.... So there's that.

RJ_ · 01-07-2016, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I actually don't know very much about personal taxes, so, no clue.

What happened? You have children now? Got married? Reporting illegal income?

I'm trying to be a responsible human trafficker this year.

Moved across state lines, received relocation, paid rent, bought a house, repairs/improvements, rental income, etc. It's dumb.

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Originally Posted by Axius

Ah fuck. Thanks for ruining my excitement for the day, jerk.

I was really excited about it too. Apparently you only get a tax break when housing prices are low and you really need the extra money.

Mr Tonka · 01-07-2016, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

I'm trying to be a responsible human trafficker this year.

Just pay your taxes and they'll leave you alone.

1MOREMOD · 01-07-2016, 02:49 PM

Good to know

Axius · 01-07-2016, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

I was really excited about it too. Apparently you only get a tax break when housing prices are low and you really need the extra money.

Yeah that's some bullshit.

Well with probably not getting my bonus, I'm expecting shitty returns as well now. OH JOYOUS DAY UPON MY SKIN.

Mr Tonka · 01-07-2016, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Good to know

Seriously, sell it on the low low but pay your taxes. you'll get a good 5 to 10 years to profit before they are obligated to crack down on you. So first sign of the heat, close up shop. But by that time you'll have the fastest E46 M3 track car west of the Mississippi.

Sara · 01-07-2016, 02:55 PM

I love tax season!

rohitsja · 01-07-2016, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Yeah that's some bullshit.

Well with probably not getting my bonus, I'm expecting shitty returns as well now. OH JOYOUS DAY UPON MY SKIN.

You didn't get a bonus too, cheers to gas station wine then

1MOREMOD · 01-07-2016, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Seriously, sell it on the low low but pay your taxes. you'll get a good 5 to 10 years to profit before they are obligated to crack down on you. So first sign of the heat, close up shop. But by that time you'll have the fastest E46 M3 track car west of the Mississippi.

I like it but will need a better driver then.

MKSixer · 01-07-2016, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I love tax season!

I've been misused by the IRS and our leaders in congress, much worse than normal for the past 4 years. It's really starting to hurt!!

V1.47fan · 01-07-2016, 03:06 PM

You can also claim all the mods as repairs to the "company vehicle".

Mr Tonka · 01-07-2016, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I like it but will need a better driver then.

use some of the money to put RJ on a strict diet. In 5 years he'll have the same weight as Biorin without the negative aspect of being asian and half female.

1MOREMOD · 01-07-2016, 03:08 PM

Nah with the money I can hire Ross Bently to live with me and train me like Mr miyagi

1MOREMOD · 01-07-2016, 03:08 PM

My beer is really blowing off the co2 now so fermentation is going well.

Mr Tonka · 01-07-2016, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

My beer is really blowing off the co2 now so fermentation is going well.

How many batches have you made?

1MOREMOD · 01-07-2016, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

How many batches have you made?

Counting this one, 1.

1MOREMOD · 01-07-2016, 03:13 PM

May become regular thing but would need to buy real equipmemt and one of those beer holder helmets for the track.

Mr Tonka · 01-07-2016, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Counting this one, 1.

Ahhh, so the second to last batch you'll ever make.

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