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      01-06-2016, 03:59 PM   #20021
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      01-06-2016, 04:01 PM   #20022
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      01-06-2016, 04:07 PM   #20024
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Hey, enjoy your embolism! Can I have your dog and gunz?
You can have the gunz. I'm going to start a bidding war for the dog.
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      01-06-2016, 04:10 PM   #20025
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We shared nudes, what do I get?
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      01-06-2016, 04:11 PM   #20026
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You're like the best friend I never met!
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Ass juice...
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We shared nudes, what do I get?
You get all the ammo. Put some heavy duty shocks on the car before coming down to pic it up. And don't bang my wife, my corpse isn't even cold yet!
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Oww. It's not a stye....
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Just looks like friction burn from your wet shorts after thinking about yourself doing the imaginary flip on the outside of the wake.
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Oww. It's not a stye....
The Jester has returned, amuse me with your tale of woe and cancerous herpes
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      01-06-2016, 04:17 PM   #20033
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Oww. It's not a stye....
i've had one of those bastards before, they aren't fun.

I'd rather have this than a stye in my eye.
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Ass juice...
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You get all the ammo. Put some heavy duty shocks on the car before coming down to pic it up. And don't bang my wife, my corpse isn't even cold yet!
I was king of hoping you'd just let me bang your wife, but I'll take the ammo I guess, and probably bang your wife anyways.

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IT IS NAWT A TUMMMMUH!
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Oww. It's not a stye....
Did they lance it?

You can tell me, I'm HIPPA approved!!
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I'll take name that STD for $200.
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Eye herpe cancermydia.
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Eye herpe cancermydia.
With canker hematoma. Never forget the canker hematoma.
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delaying the story is NOT making the queen happy!
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I'll take "Things that will kill Sara for $400, Alex."
DING DING DING "What is a week without eye makeup"
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I'll take "Things that will kill Sara for $400, Alex."
DING DING DING "What is a week without eye makeup"
More like, "is this karma for calling herself a ten?"
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