Confess here

[NEfan508]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Is the part of you telling you to go for it, the....ahem....pickle part?

Yes to the bladder, then as a BONUS they get to go back 6 to 10 times to keep an eye on the area and apply Chemo

sorry for the cringe effect

guys: Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory... this did not make me start seeing the blue sky all of a sudden I always did but now I'm hyper aware of the awesomeness of being here alive and so so healthy

I mess around with my doctor, so doc. How many dic*s 1' from your face you've seen today? I'm happy to say I've seen none, @ Georgetown did you know when you were studying by 2005 men will start shaving their balls but keeping beards?!?! Then randomly I yell "HOYA SAXA!" Hoyas rocks

[Darth One]

Originally Posted by NEfan508

Yes to the bladder, then as a BONUS they get to go back 6 to 10 times to keep an eye on the area and apply Chemo

sorry for the cringe effect

guys: Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory... this did not make me start seeing the blue sky all of a sudden I always did but now I'm hyper aware of the awesomeness of being here alive and so so healthy

I mess around with my doctor, so doc. How many dic*s 1' from your face you've seen today? I'm happy to say I've seen none, @ Georgetown did you know when you were studying by 2005 men will start shaving their balls but keeping beards?!?! Then randomly I yell "HOYA SAXA!" Hoyas rocks

I went to Georgetown too, lol. Not medical though, so no dicks in my face. Although I had this asshole friend Jay who'd skinny dip in the jacuzzi without announcing himself. That probably wouldn't fly these days, but then again, the girls in my class didn't need no #metoo to stand up for themselves....if he offended them they would stand up and kick his ass

[thatBimmerBloke]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Could have been a SQ5, a 435 is no match for it, don't worry

No match? I don't think so, SQ5 is about 600-700lbs heavier with about 40hp more. 435ix is about .4 seconds quicker in 0-60mph, maybe the higher torque of Audi helps in accelerating quickly on high speeds? Also, he had the momentum and I was in a higher gear with low rpm.

[Dang3r]

Than also be glad that you won't meet me and my RS5, dude

[Turkish Pickle]

best part about being an intern: i get paid to dick around on a Tuesday and learn interesting stuff

[1MOREMOD]

You have to do that bill clinton stuff also?

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You have to do that bill clinton stuff also?

why do you think i said "dick around"?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

why do you think i said "dick around"?

[wdb]

Sometimes a cigar is just...





...never mind.

[upstatedoc]

Spit it out

[Turkish Pickle]

I dropped off the M340i after work today, back to the ""american engineering""
comparing a 2010 MKS and a 2020 M340i xDrive isn't your normal comparison but a few notes:
1- cooled seats alone make the MKS a better buy
2- a bird shat on my car and it's so bad I feel bad for the bird more than the car I washed friday night
3- at lower speeds especially the MKS has better feedback even though it is more disconnected (probably because hydraulic vs EPS)
4- there's no ergonomics whatsoever in the MKS. I'm the only one who drove that car in the last year and a half, and after getting back into it I realized my left arm sits lower than my right arm
5- I need a M340i, donations accepted
6- I think I need new shocks, and definitely an alignment. There's no way a bigger, heavier car feels less smooth at the same speeds on the same highway
7- Overall the M340i is a great daily. I'd not order any of the active safety memes; today I was switching lanes and the collision assist went berserk because it thought I was too close to the car in front

[King Rudi]

I subscribed to YouTube premium. I'm not sure how I feel about this.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I dropped off the M340i after work today, back to the ""american engineering""
comparing a 2010 MKS and a 2020 M340i xDrive isn't your normal comparison but a few notes:
1- cooled seats alone make the MKS a better buy
2- a bird shat on my car and it's so bad I feel bad for the bird more than the car I washed friday night
3- at lower speeds especially the MKS has better feedback even though it is more disconnected (probably because hydraulic vs EPS)
4- there's no ergonomics whatsoever in the MKS. I'm the only one who drove that car in the last year and a half, and after getting back into it I realized my left arm sits lower than my right arm
5- I need a M340i, donations accepted
6- I think I need new shocks, and definitely an alignment. There's no way a bigger, heavier car feels less smooth at the same speeds on the same highway
7- Overall the M340i is a great daily. I'd not order any of the active safety memes; today I was switching lanes and the collision assist went berserk because it thought I was too close to the car in front

I hate all the safety nanny shit in new cars. Even stuff as small as blind spot monitoring with the little orange triangle that pops up on the mirror. I drove a family member's crossover on the highway at night once, and every time that stupid thing came on it annoyed me. Like just let me drive the damn car in peace haha.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I hate all the safety nanny shit in new cars. Even stuff as small as blind spot monitoring with the little orange triangle that pops up on the mirror. I drove a family member's crossover on the highway at night once, and every time that stupid thing came on it annoyed me. Like just let me drive the damn car in peace haha.

I will say that my back up alarm sensor has saved me several times from idiots driving through parking lots like they are at a drag strip.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I will say that my back up alarm sensor has saved me several times from idiots driving through parking lots like they are at a drag strip.

This is why I always back in to my spot, so I have a good field of vision when trying to exit and can spot this type as well as people who seem to think they'll win against a 4300lb car (mostly cause they're looking down at their cell phone as they are walking).

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

This is why I always back in to my spot, so I have a good field of vision when trying to exit and can spot this type as well as people who seem to think they'll win against a 4300lb car (mostly cause they're looking down at their cell phone as they are walking).

In most places, work, gym, grocery store, etc. I will back in. This has been at the same gas station, every time. For whatever reason getting a full tank of gas makes these redneck boys in their jacked up trucks think they are leaving the pit.

[Turkish Pickle]

Oh and - one thing that absolutely annoyed me and took me about 5 days to get used to with that car was the rear view camera. It moves the field of view when you're maneuvering!!

Just keep it straight so I can actually figure out what's happening...
The 360 camera feature was great to impress people though, not really useful in that sense either. In the garage it has a hard time understanding the dark 3 walls

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I hate all the safety nanny shit in new cars. Even stuff as small as blind spot monitoring with the little orange triangle that pops up on the mirror. I drove a family member's crossover on the highway at night once, and every time that stupid thing came on it annoyed me. Like just let me drive the damn car in peace haha.

My only problem with the blind spot detection is that the side view mirrors are now smaller and an odd shape. Uh, just because you offer blind spot protection does not mean I don't need adequate mirrors .

Originally Posted by Joekerr

This is why I always back in to my spot, so I have a good field of vision when trying to exit and can spot this type as well as people who seem to think they'll win against a 4300lb car (mostly cause they're looking down at their cell phone as they are walking).

I do too. And Joekerr

I saw this for the first time today and laughed. I didn't know it existed.

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by Chelsea_Tractor

When I was young, dumb and, full of cum... I had just met my wife. I didn't know about premature ejaculation. At the age of 15 no one had told me. I guess because none of my pals were active although they lied about being active. Anyhow, we were about to bless my new bed... and I shot out... lucky for me I had protection on. She turned around looked at me and said: "You've cum haven't you?" I somehow managed to get the magnum under my foot and stood there sheepishly saying: "No I haven't." She couldn't tell as I had wiped it off. To this day she doesn't know. I was ready to go again in 15 minutes.

[Darth One]

Originally Posted by Chelsea_Tractor

When I was young, dumb and, full of cum... I had just met my wife. I didn't know about premature ejaculation. At the age of 15 no one had told me. I guess because none of my pals were active although they lied about being active. Anyhow, we were about to bless my new bed... and I shot out... lucky for me I had protection on. She turned around looked at me and said: "You've cum haven't you?" I somehow managed to get the magnum under my foot and stood there sheepishly saying: "No I haven't." She couldn't tell as I had wiped it off. To this day she doesn't know. I was ready to go again in 15 minutes.

You met your wife at 15? That’s pretty cool

[1MOREMOD]

He was 45 she was 15

[upstatedoc]

i'm sick of peoples whining. when does the weekend start?