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      01-06-2016, 02:38 PM   #19977
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Unless your rear tires are down to the wear bars, (that goes even for all season tires) they're great in the wet.
Not saying this to be mean...lol
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Unless your rear tires are down to the wear bars, (that goes even for all season tires) they're great in the wet.
Not saying this to be mean...lol
You are never mean..
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Unless your rear tires are down to the wear bars, (that goes even for all season tires) they're great in the wet.
Not saying this to be mean...lol
Good info and I appreciate it. I've only had the car a few months and haven't taken it out in the wet all that much.

As for being a meanie...it's only mean if I allow it to be mean, so relax
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Oh get a fucking room, you two
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      01-06-2016, 03:07 PM   #19983
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Oh get a fucking room, you two
Oh Alexa, so bitter that you're not the only apple of Belgium's eye.
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      01-06-2016, 03:11 PM   #19984
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Oh Alexa, so bitter that you're not the only apple of Belgium's eye.
Screw you and your tiny little self righteous horse.
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Are those coordinates where you live, near Liberty ave?
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      01-06-2016, 03:16 PM   #19986
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Are those coordinates where you live, near Liberty ave?
Dude...your selfie stick needs to be like fucking 200 yards long
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      01-06-2016, 03:23 PM   #19987
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I'm hoping mines too short for them to bother
True story - A buddy of mine jumped out of the boat at the lake one weekend to cool off and started screaming! Apparently, A small fish bit his nipple!
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Oh Alexa, so bitter that you're not the only apple of Belgium's eye.
She said fiancee in the help an angsty youth thread.

I would think she isn't all that concerned with his attention.
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Dude...your selfie stick needs to be like fucking 200 yards long
You didn't answer the question, i know you're well protected...
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      01-06-2016, 03:27 PM   #19990
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She said fiancee in the help an angsty youth thread.

I would think she isn't all that concerned with his attention.
Hey creepy stalker dude...that was so ex-wife ago.
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True story - A buddy of mine jumped out of the boat at the lake one weekend to cool off and started screaming! Apparently, A small fish bit his nipple!
Does his nipple look like this?



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Hey creepy stalker dude...that was so ex-wife ago.
Besides, we are happily together now as the first ever BP tranny couple.
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You didn't answer the question, i know you're well protected...
Oh right. Yes it is.
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      01-06-2016, 03:31 PM   #19994
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Coin flip for tonight?
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She said fiancee in the help an angsty youth thread.

I would think she isn't all that concerned with his attention.
Male, female, Alexa loves them all.
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True story - A buddy of mine jumped out of the boat at the lake one weekend to cool off and started screaming! Apparently, A small fish bit his nipple!
Is this in the same category as " you ain't gonna believe this shit"?
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Coin flip for tonight?
Only if we flip a penny. I've had good penny flipping luck as of late.
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True story - A buddy of mine jumped out of the boat at the lake one weekend to cool off and started screaming! Apparently, A small fish bit his nipple!
Does his nipple look like this?

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The nip was very perky and pointy, so yes
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