1MOREMOD & Axius for President w/MKSixer as Chief of Stuff & C5Driver for Security

[1MOREMOD]

Sweet .5 percent would be after you've died from alcohol sounds lenient

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by Lups

Sadly I see all of those as far better issues to vote for (or against) than the issues raised in the current campaign.

Unfortunately one of the candidates wants to regulate/ban/tax all of the above which takes all the fun out of life

[1MOREMOD]

Who is that! There will be regulation and taxation indiscriminately placed upon our enemies within the country. Pay to play for our friends and take part in shenanigans

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by Lups

In my country:

Takes two years to get a license, can't be gotten until 18, dui limit 0.5 and you lose the license on first offence.

Costs about 3k to get a license.

We have moose instead of Cops so idiots tend to cry in ditches while they ran out of blood.

Are you bragging or complaining about the retarded laws/difficulty of getting a license and being told to lie there and bleed and THINK about what you've done by rocky the moose?





Personally I prefer the consequences of winning stupid prizes (bleeding on side of road) as a result of playing stupid games (poor driving)....nothing like a little bleach to clean up the gene pool periodically

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jpnh

Are you bragging or complaining about the retarded laws/difficulty of getting a license and being told to lie there and bleed and THINK about what you've done by rocky the moose?





Personally I prefer the consequences of winning stupid prizes (bleeding on side of road) as a result of playing stupid games (poor driving)....nothing like a little bleach to clean up the gene pool periodically

Lol, not sure, but the long ass training and the hairy fuckers do make sure we don't have many shitty drivers. Also, our police can stop all traffic and make every person take a breath analyzer test and /or quick narcotics test (saliva test). I love that law.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Sadly I see all of those as far better issues to vote for (or against) than the issues raised in the current campaign.

The current campaign is a shit show and any retard that votes for either Hillary or Trump deserves to get shit in the mouth.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

The current campaign is a shit show and any retard that votes for either Hillary or Trump deserves to get shit in the mouth.

We are here to provide a positive alternative to this crap show.

We should trounce both of those mountebanks with our platform. Have we named a single thing in our platform that anyone would have a problem with?

Makin' 'Murica 'Mazing!!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

We are here to provide a positive alternative to this crap show.

We should trounce both of those mountebanks with our platform. Have we named a single thing in our platform that anyone would have a problem with?

Makin' 'Murica 'Mazing!!

Of course not, we know what the people want, because we ARE the people, unlike the current neanderthals that are running.


Maybe we can set up for the next election for real?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

Of course not, we know what the people want, because we ARE the people, unlike the current neanderthals that are running.


Maybe we can set up for the next election for real?

Yes. Everyone can write us in!!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Yes. Everyone can write us in!!

I mean think about it. We are already screwed for the next four years, whoever is in office would basically give us the easiest buffer in the world to be the next POTUS. It's fool proof!

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Axius

I mean think about it. We are already screwed for the next four years, whoever is in office would basically give us the easiest buffer in the world to be the next POTUS. It's fool proof!

Problem is, by the time four years are up, the world will have produced a better fool. So I don't like your chances.

Although if I were American, there is probably about 65% of bimmerpost that would actually make a better president than the current choices and so I'd definitely vote one of you in.

Happily I'm not, so I'm hoping to come through this election mostly unscathed by the stupidity of both candidates, but we'll see what their foreign policy turns out to be.

Personally, I think the #1 goal in their foreign policy should be to institute (really force) the policy that all milk shall henceforth be distributed in plastic bags to show off its natural beauty...especially in Finland. Then we can watch Lups scurry around like a demented squirrel attempting to hide all the plastic bags of milk in dark places so it isn't exposed to sunlight. Hilarity would ensue.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

The current campaign is a shit show and any retard that votes for either Hillary or Trump deserves to get shit in the mouth.

Lol! Yes, you're screwed but again: We have a potato as a pm.

Voting has to be done, every time. We get a lot of rights in a democratic country and even when candidates don't please us, we still have to do our duty.
(prepare for yet an other dog rant Billie!, omg I got slayed with kitchen psychology earlier today and now I feel like an idiot)

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Problem is, by the time four years are up, the world will have produced a better fool. So I don't like your chances.

Although if I were American, there is probably about 65% of bimmerpost that would actually make a better president than the current choices and so I'd definitely vote one of you in.

Happily I'm not, so I'm hoping to come through this election mostly unscathed by the stupidity of both candidates, but we'll see what their foreign policy turns out to be.

Personally, I think the #1 goal in their foreign policy should be to institute (really force) the policy that all milk shall henceforth be distributed in plastic bags to show off its natural beauty...especially in Finland. Then we can watch Lups scurry around like a demented squirrel attempting to hide all the plastic bags of milk in dark places so it isn't exposed to sunlight. Hilarity would ensue.

Bitch I'm gonna whoop your ass!

Or is it wip? Or whip? Well something like that! I'm too upset with you for constantly insulting milk to figure out the word! Anyway your ass suffers

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Lups

Bitch I'm gonna whoop your ass!

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[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by Lups

Bitch I'm gonna whoop your ass!

Be sure to capture that on vid

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

Be sure to capture that on vid

Hey I did rapper hands and all, it looked pretty awesomely cool in my own eyes

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

Hey I did rapper hands and all, it looked pretty awesomely cool in my own eyes

You mean...jazz hands???

Cause if so, I need to see that video too! The pre-whooping part.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Lups

Hey I did rapper hands and all, it looked pretty awesomely cool in my own eyes

Whip is correct. Whoop is more the "rapper hands" style I think you were going for. WIP means "work in progress" and should be avoided.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

Bitch I'm gonna whoop your ass!

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

Be sure to capture that on vid

You both want to see a grown man's ass? Know how I know you are....ahh, nevermind. I get it...I'm an accountant and we all know accountants are by nature extremely attractive people.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Problem is, by the time four years are up, the world will have produced a better fool. So I don't like your chances.

Although if I were American, there is probably about 65% of bimmerpost that would actually make a better president than the current choices and so I'd definitely vote one of you in.

Happily I'm not, so I'm hoping to come through this election mostly unscathed by the stupidity of both candidates, but we'll see what their foreign policy turns out to be.

Personally, I think the #1 goal in their foreign policy should be to institute (really force) the policy that all milk shall henceforth be distributed in plastic bags to show off its natural beauty...especially in Finland. Then we can watch Lups scurry around like a demented squirrel attempting to hide all the plastic bags of milk in dark places so it isn't exposed to sunlight. Hilarity would ensue.

But I really want to implement my BillupCare system.

Milk in a bag..., tastes delicious. Only way I see that being a good policy is if they add nipples on the bags.

Originally Posted by Lups

Lol! Yes, you're screwed but again: We have a potato as a pm.

Voting has to be done, every time. We get a lot of rights in a democratic country and even when candidates don't please us, we still have to do our duty.
(prepare for yet an other dog rant Billie!, omg I got slayed with kitchen psychology earlier today and now I feel like an idiot)

Would you like to embark on my venture to live in the woods off the land?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Whip is correct. Whoop is more the "rapper hands" style I think you were going for. WIP means "work in progress" and should be avoided.

.... NOW WATCH ME WHIP! N WATCH ME NAYAY! N WATCH ME WHIP, N WATCH ME NAYNAY!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

You both want to see a grown man's ass? Know how I know you are....ahh, nevermind. I get it...I'm an accountant and we all know accountants are by nature extremely attractive people.

Ohhh... an accountant. Won't be much of a fight.

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