What irritates you most on a plane flight?

Breno_Piece · 05-28-2018, 01:18 AM

People who don't get off in order of the row. ie, plane lands, seat belt light goes off and BAM, Susan is up and running, elbows raised from row 26 to get to the front of the plane to disembark... Wait the extra 2 minutes Susan and don't be a cunt.

xQx · 05-28-2018, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Breno_Piece

People who don't get off in order of the row. ie, plane lands, seat belt light goes off and BAM, Susan is up and running, elbows raised from row 26 to get to the front of the plane to disembark... Wait the extra 2 minutes Susan and don't be a cunt.

equally, people who don't have their shit together getting on or off the plane, and stand in the isle holding everybody up.

it ain't hard, we've usually been stopped for about 5 minutes with the seatbelt sign off, the guys standing in the isle will happily pass you your bag from the overhead locker. if you want to get dressed or put something in/out of your bag, do it in your fucking seat and let everybody else past.

Just because you've got checked luggage and are in no hurry to get off, doesn't mean the guy behind you with his shit together doesn't have somewhere better to be.

Dang3r · 05-28-2018, 08:45 AM

Crew announces like “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard your flight. As you step onto my aircraft, take a quick glance into the cockpit. Yep, that’s me sitting in the captains’ seat, and that’s my first officer laughing about how he accidentally locked himself out of his hotel room. Naked. Again."

adriang · 05-31-2018, 04:36 AM

Any sort of delay longer than 10 minutes, whether it'd be checking in a bag, airport security, passport control but especially a delay while onboard with the temperature starting to rise.

Cancellations. Worst when I had a cancellation for an early morning flight. I had checked out of the hotel, taxi'd all the way to the airport then while at the airport the flight got cancelled till next day. I managed to get on another flight with a layover in ATL only to have missed the next flight by a few minutes. An 8hr wait in ATL makes me want to rip my eyes out with a spoon, soberly.

Delayed luggage. Pro tip. If you have to rush to your next flight on a layover you better not have checked a bag, I guarantee you your bag will not make it onto your next flight.

Oh lastly..... Chicken or pasta....chicken or pasta..... Chicken or pasta....chicken or pasta.....Chicken or pasta

Alfisti · 05-31-2018, 03:04 PM

Meh. Don't mind being stuck in an airport unless I really need to be somewhere. Hit the lounge, can still work, sip a few Ryes .. all good.

RickFLM4 · 05-31-2018, 07:44 PM

Saw this on Apple News:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world...ansavia-flight

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Dang3r Schmollbraten 12483 Rep 1,985 Posts Drives: M4CPC // HP4 Comp. Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Liandri Central Core iTrader: (0)	Crew announces like “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard your flight. As you step onto my aircraft, take a quick glance into the cockpit. Yep, that’s me sitting in the captains’ seat, and that’s my first officer laughing about how he accidentally locked himself out of his hotel room. Naked. Again." __________________ Citizen of ///M - Town, where too much is just right Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
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05-31-2018, 04:36 AM	#180
adriang ****** 64 Rep 750 Posts Drives: 2018 BMW X2 Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: GTA iTrader: (0)	Any sort of delay longer than 10 minutes, whether it'd be checking in a bag, airport security, passport control but especially a delay while onboard with the temperature starting to rise. Cancellations. Worst when I had a cancellation for an early morning flight. I had checked out of the hotel, taxi'd all the way to the airport then while at the airport the flight got cancelled till next day. I managed to get on another flight with a layover in ATL only to have missed the next flight by a few minutes. An 8hr wait in ATL makes me want to rip my eyes out with a spoon, soberly. Delayed luggage. Pro tip. If you have to rush to your next flight on a layover you better not have checked a bag, I guarantee you your bag will not make it onto your next flight. Oh lastly..... Chicken or pasta....chicken or pasta..... Chicken or pasta....chicken or pasta.....Chicken or pasta
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Alfisti Brigadier General 6799 Rep 3,161 Posts Drives: 2008 Saab 9-3 Combi Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Toronto, Canada iTrader: (0)	Meh. Don't mind being stuck in an airport unless I really need to be somewhere. Hit the lounge, can still work, sip a few Ryes .. all good.
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RickFLM4 Brigadier General 11517 Rep 4,857 Posts Drives: M4 Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: PB County, FL iTrader: (0)	Saw this on Apple News: https://www.express.co.uk/news/world...ansavia-flight __________________ Current: 2018 SO/SS F83 ZCP Gone: 2015 SO/SO F82
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