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      01-05-2016, 02:08 PM   #19713
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      01-05-2016, 02:13 PM   #19714
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You bet your sweet ass you can be. We need a cooler name for it though.

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I like your style, but it would be very misleading to say that I'm only beheading them. Steamrollers, chainsaws, wood chippers... Wah is up first!
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A handful of shitty things. Life. Work.



Just trying to keep life in perspective and truck on until it all passes.
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I like your style, but it would be very misleading to say that I'm only beheading them. Steamrollers, chainsaws, wood chippers... Wah is up first!
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WAH FIRST! HOW WILL YOU DO IT?

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      01-05-2016, 02:17 PM   #19717
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You bet your sweet ass you can be. We need a cooler name for it though.

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I like your style, but it would be very misleading to say that I'm only beheading them. Steamrollers, chainsaws, wood chippers... Wah is up first!
Don't pick on Wah....he is still in mourning
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Tempurpedic fixed that for me. I can now sleep the whole night on the same side without moving.
Lurker here to chime in.

+1 on the Tempurpedic fixing the shoulder/arm issues while sleeping. I had similar issues for many years until I upgraded to a Tempurpedic mattress, then no more issues.

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+1 on the Tempurpedic fixing the shoulder/arm issues while sleeping. I had similar issues for many years until I upgraded to a Tempurpedic mattress, then no more issues.

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+1 on the Tempurpedic fixing the shoulder/arm issues while sleeping. I had similar issues for many years until I upgraded to a Tempurpedic mattress, then no more issues.

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Don't pick on Wah....he is still in mourning
In mourning for what? Did you know dentists have the #2 suicide rate? Did a dentist friend off himself?
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In mourning for what? Did you know dentists have the #2 suicide rate? Did a dentist friend off himself?
After seeing some of the mouths of people walking around, I'd probably kill myself if I had to stick my hands in their too.
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WAH FIRST! HOW WILL YOU DO IT?
It has already been decided. Chainsaw, then body parts through the wood chipper. I have my calendar marked.

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Don't pick on Wah....he is still in mourning
I'm over it. Fuck the Patriots.
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It has already been decided. Chainsaw, then body parts through the wood chipper. I have my calendar marked.




Can we do it in late spring? I'd like to use your chopped up body as fertilizer for my vegetable garden.
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I'm so scared of dying, I dont think I can do it.
Don't be afraid of dying Sara , it's about the same thing as being born ..
Alone , unconsciously and without memory.... The moment when we came and the moment that we need to go .
The start and the end of a cycle ..And that's it
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      01-05-2016, 02:39 PM   #19727
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It has already been decided. Chainsaw, then body parts through the wood chipper. I have my calendar marked.

You know me so well already.
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Don't be afraid of dying Sara , it's about the same thing as being born ..
Alone , unconsciously and without memory.... The moment when we came and the moment that we need to go .
The start and the end of a cycle ..And that's it
I wish I could. I'm with sara and can't even think about it without shitting myself.
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I wish I could. I'm with sara and can't even think about it without shitting myself.
What aspect of it?
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Don't be afraid of dying Sara , it's about the same thing as being born ..
Alone , unconsciously and without memory.... The moment when we came and the moment that we need to go .
The start and the end of a cycle ..And that's it
I wish I could. I'm with sara and can't even think about it without shitting myself.
That is what you should be thinking about the entire time during the sleep survey !!!

Not the shitting yourself part but the dying part... Throw those sensors off - if they attach them less invasively to you that is...
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I wish I could. I'm with sara and can't even think about it without shitting myself.
Shitting yourself is a sign that you're close to going.

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Don't pick on Wah....he is still in mourning
In mourning for what? Did you know dentists have the #2 suicide rate? Did a dentist friend off himself?
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That is what you should be thinking about the entire time during the sleep survey !!!

Not the shitting yourself part but the dying part... Throw those sensors off - if they attach them less invasively to you that is...
I thought about just shitting the bed to see how that doctors visit went?
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