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      10-02-2018, 08:28 AM   #19625
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a bit of Russian humor to you...



Why people stop communicating in social networks?

Men's:
60% - no time (changed jobs, family matters),
20% - gone into depression, gone into hard drinking
12% - just tired
5% - disappointed in concept of social networks
2% - no money for internet
1% - taken to the army, to prison

Women:
100% - found someone to fuck

p.s. sorry for the grammar - please correct if wrong

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      10-02-2018, 12:00 PM   #19628
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      10-03-2018, 04:15 PM   #19629
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Some new good ones.
That fax business!

I called a vendor last week to buy a contactor and they asked me to fax them what I needed. I was on the phone with them. The guy couldn't write down what I wanted i.e. manufacturer and model number, but wanted me to write it down and fax it to him. I asked if he had an email address and he told me yes but he couldn't figure it out. I called their competitor and bought it.

People don't seem to realize that if you are still using a fax machine, this makes people like me not want to do business with you. Not worth my time. Learn to use a computer or I'll spend my money elsewhere.
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Gotta love midwest weather. Sweating my ass off all day in a gale force dust cloud and tonight it could snow.
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      10-03-2018, 06:01 PM   #19634
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Gotta love midwest weather. Sweating my ass off all day in a gale force dust cloud and tonight it could snow.
Well damn you. Here in So Cal we have to drive an hour and a half to get all that, and all you have to do is stay in one place.
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Does it? Looks like the woods are behind him and chose a clearing.
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I admit to printing and posting this picture on our fridge at home to see my wife's reaction. She was killing herself laughing.
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That fax business!

I called a vendor last week to buy a contactor and they asked me to fax them what I needed. I was on the phone with them. The guy couldn't write down what I wanted i.e. manufacturer and model number, but wanted me to write it down and fax it to him. I asked if he had an email address and he told me yes but he couldn't figure it out. I called their competitor and bought it.

People don't seem to realize that if you are still using a fax machine, this makes people like me not want to do business with you. Not worth my time. Learn to use a computer or I'll spend my money elsewhere.
certain industries still use fax as the primary source for document processing but you're right, it's getting ridiculous.
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