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      01-04-2016, 05:49 PM   #19581
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You get in it together, and sweat up a storm.

#whippersnappers
I have claustrophobia.



Also, Biorin is changing her story just to "impress the OT people"...., can't you guys see? So ignorant. All of you. Bunch of dummies.
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      01-04-2016, 05:50 PM   #19582
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      01-04-2016, 05:50 PM   #19583
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I have claustrophobia.



Also, Biorin is changing her story just to "impress the OT people"...., can't you guys see? So ignorant. All of you. Bunch of dummies.
There is an opening for you face, so no phobia to worry about. I'm guessing you are a little bit taller than Biorin, so you won't get caught in the Dutch oven (unless you fancy that sort of encounter)
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      01-04-2016, 05:51 PM   #19584
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There is an opening for you face, so no phobia to worry about. I'm guessing you are a little bit taller than Biorin, so you won't get caught in the Dutch oven (unless you fancy that sort of encounter)
I'm no monster.

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      01-04-2016, 05:54 PM   #19585
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But in size elf.
Mom jeans are so hot right now....
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Yours has a hole pre-cut in the ass. The strap-on fits over the outside of mine.
You're talking a good game now...

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      01-04-2016, 06:12 PM   #19587
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Did you really take time out of your day to make a picture with text on it?
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      01-04-2016, 06:14 PM   #19588
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Mom jeans are so hot right now....
Fashion police alert
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      01-04-2016, 06:18 PM   #19589
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Mom jeans are so hot right now....
Please tell me nobody goes out in that kind of things?
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Did you really take time out of your day to make a picture with text on it?


I'm at a La Quinta in Dallas killing time. It took me like two seconds.
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      01-04-2016, 06:28 PM   #19591
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Think I should poop the bed at sleep study throw them a curve?
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      01-04-2016, 06:37 PM   #19592
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You're talking a good game now...

I just wanted it to snow!
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      01-04-2016, 06:42 PM   #19593
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Think I should poop the bed at sleep study throw them a curve?
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      01-04-2016, 07:14 PM   #19594
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Wow - I go to work, come back, and miss like 7 pages of fun.

Snap chat cooking shows? That sounds fun. Pretty much like my snapchat story haha

People in the this thread need to watch Shallow Hal and learn a life lesson.

Who cares if you are fat, ugly, and dress poorly. Just have a good attitude. I always see ugly, fat, and poorly dressed guys with amazing and attractive women. I see at least 6 couples like this each time I go to South Coast Plaza. The guys are always smiling, so I am assuming they are just great and nice guys!
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      01-04-2016, 07:15 PM   #19595
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I'm at a La Quinta in Dallas killing time. It took me like two seconds.
Dallas? Come on over!
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      01-04-2016, 07:24 PM   #19596
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Dallas? Come on over!
Got to be at DFW tomorrow morning at 5am, thanks though.
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test test test

just testing if you can see my post

feels like my account is not fully activated, is there a 'waiting' period like some sites have to post and DM?
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Wow - I go to work, come back, and miss like 7 pages of fun.

Snap chat cooking shows? That sounds fun. Pretty much like my snapchat story haha

People in the this thread need to watch Shallow Hal and learn a life lesson.

Who cares if you are fat, ugly, and dress poorly. Just have a good attitude. I always see ugly, fat, and poorly dressed guys with amazing and attractive women. I see at least 6 couples like this each time I go to South Coast Plaza. The guys are always smiling, so I am assuming they are just great and nice guys!
What the hell do you know banana hands!?!?:
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This is what i think of when i see the screen name Biorin out of context. Sorry about the size, but it needs to be this big to drown out the sound of Biorin getting huge lady wood over red meat and eggs. Probably hard for her to pick a favorite between the two. I'll give the eggs a slight edge specifically because of the yolk.
I love steak. I love eggs. But I do not love steak and eggs (never tried but I am assuming).
Nobody asked you what you like, don't like, like separate or like together. :

Fact is, when I read Biorin, I think of steak or eggs. Mostly steak, but lately eggs. Rarely do I think of them together if you must know.
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