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      11-02-2015, 10:23 PM   #1937
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I got it without the edit.

Though, someone on the outside looking in might think i wrote that just to get attention from the females on the forum. lol

But it's really true and i posted it out of respect for the female members that put up with us creeps.

Good, I don't know how that could be a confusing one, but then again this is my fourth language, I'm hardly even able to form a sentence in my best day.

Because of this forum and me being well known, many people have found jobs and many people have donated their old stuff to those in need via my trunk. I don't give a flying fuck if I'm seen as drawing attention to myself on purpose since it has benefited others here. So yes, thanks also to OT, one member from here hauled his old stuff me a week ago so I could distribute them to my cases. Keep the leg pic as a reward for your kindness to those in need.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      11-03-2015, 06:17 AM   #1938
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Man, why does all the good stuff happen while I'm asleep? I haven't gotten to call anyone small-dicked in days
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you're like, the cocaine godmother of BP.
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      11-03-2015, 07:52 AM   #1939
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      11-03-2015, 08:05 AM   #1940
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Man, why does all the good stuff happen while I'm asleep? I haven't gotten to call anyone small-dicked in days
Well, here's your chance. Give me your worst.
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Well, here's your chance. Give me your worst.
You'll have to wait Ax, I PMed her another pic, so I'm sure she's in France somewhere looking for a microscope.
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Man, why does all the good stuff happen while I'm asleep? I haven't gotten to call anyone small-dicked in days
Well, here's your chance. Give me your worst.
Your junk is like the Great Wall of China. Visible from space.
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Your junk is like the Great Wall of China. Visible from space.

Oh...., well gee thanks!
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      11-03-2015, 10:17 AM   #1944
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Your junk is like the Great Wall of China. Visible from space, using the Hubble Space Telescope.
Fixed it for ya


Loving you, Ax. Just don't want anyone else finding out
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      11-03-2015, 10:34 AM   #1945
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Fixed it for ya


Loving you, Ax. Just don't want anyone else finding out
People think I wear JNCO Jeans because I'm trying to relive my youth, when in reality, I'm just over here trying to conceal my penis.
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Oh...., well gee thanks!
Well, well... look how special you are.
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Well, well... look how special you are.
Would you like to join my PM club where I send out pictures of my penis with new interactive sceneries?
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      11-03-2015, 11:20 AM   #1948
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Would you like to join my PM club where I send out pictures of my penis with new interactive sceneries?
No thank you.

I prefer to continue receiving your artistic renderings of yourself.

That way i can continue believing that you're just taking some artistic liberties with reference to the scale of some things.
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Your junk is like the Great Wall of China. Visible from space, using the Hubble Space Telescope.
Fixed it for ya


Loving you, Ax. Just don't want anyone else finding out
With publicly available imagery, you could get 30cm resolution from space. So if Ax is packing an Oscar-Meyer footlong, his manhood might actually show up as a single flesh-colored pixel!

Otherwise, only the military will get to see it.
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      11-03-2015, 12:24 PM   #1950
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Would you like to join my PM club where I send out pictures of my penis with new interactive sceneries?
Can I get a discount if I sign up for pictures of you and Mr Tonka? Is there ever a double feature?
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Can I get a discount if I sign up for pictures of you and Mr Tonka? Is there ever a double feature?
Nothing gets me harder than when I can deliver a package deal.


Tonka, you in bud?
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Nothing gets me harder than when I can deliver a package deal.


Tonka, you in bud?
Can't leave a brother hanging.

I'm in!

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Can't leave a brother hanging.

I'm in!
What's the going rate? $2.45/100 pics?
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What's the going rate? $2.45/100 pics?







At'll be about tree fiddy.
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At'll be about tree fiddy.
"Good lawd dats a lot a money."
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How about you just pour it in my hand for a dime
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My man!
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That's O-L-D school Mr Tonka - they don't know nuttin 'bout this
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