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      01-04-2016, 04:20 PM   #19515
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I simultaneously derived great enjoyment from your snapchat cooking special and wanted to puke. Melted with a fucking bowl... creative, though. Seriously though, make eggs in the microwave ever again and I will machete you myself.
Don't knock it 'til you rock it.

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here is me and the lovely wife, we are probably bamboozeled.


looks like she's cleaning up after a little hand job action.
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looks like she's cleaning up after a little hand job action.
Probably just the goat in the boat that blew me.
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      01-04-2016, 04:23 PM   #19518
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here is me and the lovely wife, we are probably bamboozeled.
Very...very nice picture , and both of you are looking really good
Congrats bro

But it seems that your wife wants to do something with her left hand ?
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I have a damn sleep study tonight. Seems really dumb. Foreign environment, new bed, new pillow, new noises, connections all over unsure how that's gonna produce any kind of valid data. I think it's my wife and dog that keep me up or wake me up way to early every day.
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Very...very nice picture , and both of you are looking really good
Congrats bro

But it seems that your wife wants to do something with her left hand ?
Thanks phil. Probably she was waiting until after the photo or the video to start.
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Don't be delusional honey, this cat is a cocksman. He ain't driving 26 hours unless you're an 8 and up.
Perfect 10! An ass would make me 11
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here is me and the lovely wife, we are probably bamboozeled.
awwww. true love
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      01-04-2016, 04:30 PM   #19523
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Perfect 10! An ass would make me 11
Not my type gotta work out! Big part of our lives. Wife has done lots of half and full marathons which I could never do, but lifts with me and hikes and bikes.
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      01-04-2016, 04:32 PM   #19524
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I just spit out my water...10 in rural Georgia......MAYBE

and V1.47fan - I doubt Mod would drive 2 hours for anything less than a 9...IMHO.
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I just spit out my water...10 in rural Georgia......MAYBE

and V1.47fan - I doubt Mod would drive 2 hours for anything less than a 9...IMHO.
I wouldn't drive period I'm lazy. They could come to me in my past. But to be fair it's all personal preference. Neither of us are 10s but staying fit long term can up your number as you age and those around you turn to shit.
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      01-04-2016, 04:35 PM   #19526
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Thanks phil. Probably she was waiting until after the photo or the video to start.
I was kidding of course , but honestly your wife is a beautiful lady for sure .
Her smile looks really cute ,pleasant,kind and friendly .
You're a "Lucky guy"
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Thank you yes she's a natural type which I enjoy. Excited about our trip, new place for us, also going to the ruins un gutamala guess scene in star wars was shot there.
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I have a damn sleep study tonight. Seems really dumb. Foreign environment, new bed, new pillow, new noises, connections all over unsure how that's gonna produce any kind of valid data. I think it's my wife and dog that keep me up or wake me up way to early every day.
I never understood that either. Seems like worst case you should have some motion activated game camera pointed at your own bed while being hooked up to stuff.

I'm with you, don't see how changing everything will produce any decent data.
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And you're not half asian, so your driving skill already has that going for you.
Please... did you see Tokyo Drift? White boy can't hang.
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Please... did you see Tokyo Drift? White boy can't hang.
DK did just fine... You don't even know your movies !!! About as knowledgeable as your new BFF mluvr...
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Please... did you see Tokyo Drift? White boy can't hang.
Having seen that movie is strike 4 against you and will almost certainly make Jake the driver by default.
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I just spit out my water...10 in rural Georgia......MAYBE

and V1.47fan - I doubt Mod would drive 2 hours for anything less than a 9...IMHO.
How rural are we talking?? The parts that have the banjos still??

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DK did just fine... You don't even know your movies !!! About as knowledgeable as your new BFF mluvr...
Took him forever, though. The Asians had the natural talent...
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Took him forever, though. The Asians had the natural talent...
They were CHEATING !!! The same reason you loathe the Patriots??
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They were CHEATING !!! The same reason you loathe the Patriots??
How was he cheating?? You either fuck up Han's car or you make it through the race, and, well...
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How was he cheating?? You either fuck up Han's car or you make it through the race, and, well...
RIP Han... RIP...
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