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      08-22-2018, 07:53 PM   #19339
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I agree, and it just goes to show a person's self confidences about who they are goes much farther than just pretty face.
Ya, except she has a pretty face
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I agree, and it just goes to show a person's self confidences about who they are goes much farther than just pretty face.
Ya, except she has a pretty face
Exactly. The face and her facial expressions are just the icing on the cake. She knows she has it going on. I'm sure her significant other is a very happy person....unless she's just crazy narcicistic or has some Seinfeild type issues.
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      08-23-2018, 11:45 AM   #19341
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And suddenly I'm attracted to thick girls. Facking mesmerizing. Every woman should know how to do this.

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      08-23-2018, 12:57 PM   #19343
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      08-23-2018, 01:10 PM   #19344
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      08-23-2018, 01:50 PM   #19347
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      08-23-2018, 04:52 PM   #19350
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      08-24-2018, 10:09 AM   #19351
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      08-24-2018, 12:11 PM   #19352
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And suddenly I'm attracted to thick girls. Facking mesmerizing. Every woman should know how to do this.

If you were her husband you would never win a fight, much less ever be upset with her. She could do pretty much whatever she wanted as long as she was doing this in the process.

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Right I get the whole belly dancing thing but she's damn cute to boot. The girlfriend would probably be more interested in pole dancing which isn't a bad trade off.

As for the girl in the video, it's not so much just her ability to dance, you can tell much about her personality as well. All around cutie.
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      08-26-2018, 10:21 AM   #19357
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      08-26-2018, 01:53 PM   #19359
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