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      12-29-2015, 04:39 PM   #18987
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Awesome! Now get me the recipe you're supposed to Text me!
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      12-29-2015, 04:45 PM   #18989
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Awesome! Now get me the recipe you're supposed to Text me!
Oh..., NOW YOU REMIND ME!
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      12-29-2015, 04:51 PM   #18990
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      12-29-2015, 04:52 PM   #18991
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With your bank account she will .
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      12-29-2015, 05:00 PM   #18992
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Why does every girl have a heater under their desk.... lol
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      12-29-2015, 05:03 PM   #18993
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Why does every girl have a heater under their desk.... lol
Women are cold blooded. That's why men are hot blooded, except pussy boys.
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Why does every girl have a heater under their desk.... lol
Same reason my heated seats are on in the summer. I will complain if I'm cold.
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Same reason my heated seats are on in the summer. I will complain if I'm cold.
This is why I will never buy a car without dual climate control....
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Today was a good day. Bout to get some chow and hit the hot tub.
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      12-29-2015, 05:27 PM   #18998
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Same reason my heated seats are on in the summer. I will complain if I'm cold.
Probably you have lack of hormones Sara .
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      12-29-2015, 05:31 PM   #18999
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Why does every girl have a heater under their desk.... lol
Same reason my heated seats are on in the summer. I will complain if I'm cold.
Started out today at 4 degrees this morning. Which was better than -6 last night after dinner.

But all of that makes the current 19 degrees feel nice. Lol
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But all of that makes the current 19 degrees feel nice. Lol
Makes me miss boarding, have my burton sitting in the closet but itll never get used here.


19 deg is perfect slope weather.
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Today was a good day. Bout to get some chow and hit the hot tub.
I'm so jelly.....no substantial hills yet open here
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Probably you have lack of hormones Sara .
No, Im just 5'4 and 110 lbs. I'm little. I'm fun size.
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No, Im just 5'4 and 110 lbs. I'm little. I'm fun size.
DO you photoshop? My spouse is 5'5 and 115-8, and looks bigger than you.
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DO you photoshop? My spouse is 5'5 and 115-8, and looks bigger than you.
Well that's because 5'5 and 115 IS bigger than me
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Not even offended...

Was in the high 50s today and I wore a wind breaker while riding my bike.
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      12-29-2015, 05:59 PM   #19006
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No, Im just 5'4 and 110 lbs. I'm little. I'm fun size.
5,4 is about 164 cm or 1.64 meter in Euro/term .
That's really cute Sara and they say little girls are the best
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Not even offended...

Was in the high 50s today and I wore a wind breaker while riding my bike.
Looks like you was biking with a chick...What have you done out of sight my friend ?
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