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      12-29-2015, 12:10 PM   #18921
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Why are you here and not married to POP?
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      12-29-2015, 12:10 PM   #18922
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That's a 87 year old in a nursing home in Bismarck ND.
It was my sexy italian girlfriends name when I was 18.


I mean, she might make it to 87, but I think she's still partying and all coked out. You never really know.
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      12-29-2015, 12:11 PM   #18923
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It was my sexy italian girlfriends name when I was 18.


I mean, she might make it to 87, but I think she's still partying and all coked out. You never really know.
You skipped my ?
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      12-29-2015, 12:13 PM   #18924
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Because too clingy
So that's what...#7 on your list?
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      12-29-2015, 12:14 PM   #18925
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You skipped my ?
No I didn't, read what my quote at the top of this page.
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      12-29-2015, 12:15 PM   #18926
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It was my sexy italian girlfriends name when I was 18.
If I wanted an ex's name, I'd name her Susan...loud, fast, and built for speed.
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      12-29-2015, 12:18 PM   #18927
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No I didn't, read what my quote at the top of this page.
Oh haha. I'm so hungry I can't see straight. Lol



You sure you gonna make this drive?? I mean flying would be much easier. I don't want you to get 8 hrs in and be like wtf am I doing lol
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Oh haha. I'm so hungry I can't see straight. Lol



You sure you gonna make this drive?? I mean flying would be much easier. I don't want you to get 8 hrs in and be like wtf am I doing lol
You have absolutely no idea who you're talking to, do you.


I'll probably be on the road by like 4am, be there by 6ish when you'll take me out to dinner. No biggie.
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      12-29-2015, 12:22 PM   #18929
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It was my sexy italian girlfriends name when I was 18.
If I wanted an ex's name, I'd name her Susan...loud, fast, and built for speed.
You could name her Dana after mine
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      12-29-2015, 12:23 PM   #18930
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If I wanted an ex's name, I'd name her Susan...loud, fast, and built for speed.
If I wanted a loud, fast, built for speed name, I'd name my car C5driver.



Sadly my car is a big fat slow whore, so naturally, Big Red.
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      12-29-2015, 12:27 PM   #18931
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You have absolutely no idea who you're talking to, do you.


I'll probably be on the road by like 4am, be there by 6ish when you'll take me out to dinner. No biggie.
What day are you coming in again? Brittany and her bf are flying in tomorrow night. I'll have a sitter on Thursday and Friday. If you're coming in on I-10 West then it's easiest if you're hungry to just stop and meet us downtown since you're going to have to drive through downtown NOLA unless you're coming via the causeway....

Show me the google map route youre taking.
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      12-29-2015, 12:34 PM   #18932
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What day are you coming in again? Brittany and her bf are flying in tomorrow night. I'll have a sitter on Thursday and Friday. If you're coming in on I-10 West then it's easiest if you're hungry to just stop and meet us downtown since you're going to have to drive through downtown NOLA unless you're coming via the causeway....

Show me the google map route youre taking.
Morning of the 31st so Thursday. I have things I need to get done around here tomorrow before I'll be ready to leave since I just got back from Detroit.


I'm coming down through I-10. I'm down to meet downtown, just pick somewhere good to eat so I can load it in my phone before I jet.
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Morning of the 31st so Thursday. I have things I need to get done around here tomorrow before I'll be ready to leave since I just got back from Detroit.


I'm coming down through I-10. I'm down to meet downtown, just pick somewhere good to eat so I can load it in my phone before I jet.
Are you picking up ASBSECU E93 on the way?
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Are you picking up ASBSECU E93 on the way?
Him and his wife thing are having sex all day or something.
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      12-29-2015, 12:43 PM   #18935
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Are you picking up ASBSECU E93 on the way?
Him and his wife thing are having sex all day or something.
All day....All night...All the time
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      12-29-2015, 12:54 PM   #18937
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      12-29-2015, 01:01 PM   #18938
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I have no idea how I'm going to stay up until midnight. My normal bedtime is 830...
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I have no idea how I'm going to stay up until midnight. My normal bedtime is 830...
If I'm staying up, you bet your ass I'm keeping you up too. All night. Fuck that shit, grandma. It's game time.
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Wait, yes I do. I have $55 on my SBux account..... this is going to be one hell of night. I havent celebrated NYE since 2013/2014.
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If I'm staying up, you bet your ass I'm keeping you up too. All night.
After midnight I turn into a pumpkin
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Thursday I have to be up at 5am...so after midnight on Friday I will most likely want to go home to crash.
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