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      12-29-2015, 10:23 AM   #18899
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      12-29-2015, 10:52 AM   #18900
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Oh, well I want that. Where do we sign up?
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      12-29-2015, 11:04 AM   #18901
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      12-29-2015, 11:12 AM   #18902
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Door Greeter at Walmart! Just stand there and say hi to people. Work there long enough and you will actually start to know people! It can become your very own OT.

Imagine the possibilities.

(If you can't imagine the possibilities, go here peopleofwalmart.com)


We should have people use only photos from peopleofwalmart.com for a refresher on "what do you think people on this forum look like"
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      12-29-2015, 11:20 AM   #18903
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      12-29-2015, 11:22 AM   #18904
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Helen Degeneres.
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      12-29-2015, 11:23 AM   #18905
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^^ definitely qualifies...

But man, that one week out of the month, it gets a little like dodging IED's...

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      12-29-2015, 11:23 AM   #18906
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Working on it.

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Door Greeter at Walmart! Just stand there and say hi to people. Work there long enough and you will actually start to know people! It can become your very own OT.

Imagine the possibilities.

(If you can't imagine the possibilities, go here peopleofwalmart.com)


We should have people use only photos from peopleofwalmart.com for a refresher on "what do you think people on this forum look like"
LOL, this would actually be hilarious. Be the crazy door greeter guy that everyone goes there just to see. Walmart scares me though, I only go there because they have the big jug of 0W-40 cheaper than AZ. In and out before I catch a disease like hepatitus or diabetus.

Too bad Target doesn't have door greeters, then I could just mack on chicks all day long and compliment their shirt they got in aisle 3 the other day.
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      12-29-2015, 11:24 AM   #18907
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^^ definitely qualifies...

But man, that one week out of the month, it gets a little like dodging IED's...

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      12-29-2015, 11:33 AM   #18908
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Lol... Yeah pretty much... So how's Lola??
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Who is Lola? Besides my havanese.
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      12-29-2015, 12:51 PM   #18910
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Alexa's M6
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      12-29-2015, 12:58 PM   #18911
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Alexa's M6
There's another female here?!!!
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      12-29-2015, 01:03 PM   #18912
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.... yeah...., C5driver. Where have you been?
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      12-29-2015, 01:04 PM   #18913
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.... yeah...., C5driver. Where have you been?
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      12-29-2015, 01:05 PM   #18914
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You get your oil changed yet?
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      12-29-2015, 01:06 PM   #18915
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What's that supposed to mean? Don't rag on my girl Alexa.

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You get your oil changed yet?
It's in the driveway on stands right now, letting the motor cool down a bit before the draining starts.
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      12-29-2015, 01:06 PM   #18916
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Lola, Marlene, Kate...I need more names.
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You didn't like Cecilia?
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      12-29-2015, 01:07 PM   #18918
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It's in the driveway on stands right now, letting the motor cool down a bit before the draining starts.
No competition for my bimmerpost throne.
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      12-29-2015, 01:09 PM   #18919
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That's a 87 year old in a nursing home in Bismarck ND.
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Why are you here and not married to POP?
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