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      10-30-2015, 04:57 PM   #1871
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Ouch - that sucks. I did that once and the sound was like nails on a chalk board...

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And/or if you own a donkey when you say it.
Your pillow talk is always so sexy!
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And/or if you own a donkey when you say it.
Your pillow talk is always so sexy!
You. Me. Numbers and donkeys. Interested?
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I once had a goat. Goats trump donkeys all day. His name was Pat.
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You. Me. Numbers and donkeys. Interested?
Hells Yea!! You had me at numbers baby
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Hells Yea!! You had me at numbers baby
You had me at that ass of yours.
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I once had a goat. Goats trump donkeys all day. His name was Pat.
Funny you mention goat.....

I may have a surprise pic for the crowd of Waffles new play buddy tomorrow
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You had me at that ass of yours.
There is MUCH POWA in the donk
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Speaking of @ss, they city doesn't allow those type of animals at a back yard. I gotta live in out of the city limit PLUS no HOA neighborhood.

I want that ass....
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Biorin - Serious question, whats been the best part of your trip so far, and the worst part?
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Biorin - Serious question, whats been the best part of your trip so far, and the worst part?
back from trip?
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Speaking of @ss, they city doesn't allow those type of animals at a back yard. I gotta live in out of the city limit PLUS no HOA neighborhood.

I want that ass....
Yeah trust me, if it weren't for this damn HOA, I'd totally have another goat named Pat.
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Yeah trust me, if it weren't for this damn HOA, I'd totally have another goat named Pat.
Are you guys raising goat as a pet or for food consumption?
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Biorin - Serious question, whats been the best part of your trip so far, and the worst part?
Best part... Just being back in Paris, hanging out and having dinner in what I consider to be my city. Also in the south now, and had a gorgeous night hike around Les Baux.

Worst was paying for the tasting menu at l'Atelier de Joel Robuchon; aside from the exceptional foie gras it was not well done and I was extremely unimpressed.
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I'd kill for some foie gras whether I had to pay for it or not.
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Below average Joe

Ladies, who would you rather pic from these candidate as a date?

Candidate A
-5'1" anorexic (~98lbs) wears size 26.
-He has a short victim type syndrome. He hates tall people
-He is a tenured professor at Johns
-He is rich but cocky to cover his weakness.
-He wears 2" insole to look taller.

Candidate B
-6'9" 380lbs
-He played NCAA center, but he didn't make it to NFL, so he watches himself on a NCAA tape they recorded or ESPN U football reruns.
-He is proud of being a bouncer, and he off and on get a date from below moderate level women from letting them into the club.
-He works out every day. He brag about benching 400+ LBS, and just joined the MMA/UFC Gym to talk UFC Fight all day with his friend on IM/Txt.

Candidate C
-6'1" normal weight
-He is funny. He is average to above average looking.
-He has low paying job, but tries very hard to not to mess up.
-He drives/dresses avg.
-He has a 2 "tear drop" tattoos on his face.

Candidate D
-5'9" 140lbs
-He is nerdy physicist who proud to get a PhD in Physics at age 20, and got his PhD in physical chemistry at age 24.
-He is active, plays sports, and kinda funny.
-He must talk about high energy plasma physics and sub-atomic physics at least 1 hour per date.
-He watches "Big Bang Theory" to Make fun of fake Physicists.
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Ladies, who would you rather pic from these candidate as a date?

Candidate A
-5'1" anorexic (~98lbs) wears size 26.
-He has a short victim type syndrome. He hates tall people
-He is a tenured professor at Johns
-He is rich but cocky to cover his weakness.
-He wears 2" insole to look taller.

Candidate B
-6'9" 380lbs
-He played NCAA center, but he didn't make it to NFL, so he watches himself on a NCAA tape they recorded or ESPN U football reruns.
-He is proud of being a bouncer, and he off and on get a date from below moderate level women from letting them into the club.
-He works out every day. He brag about benching 400+ LBS, and just joined the MMA/UFC Gym to talk UFC Fight all day with his friend on IM/Txt.

Candidate C
-6'1" normal weight
-He is funny. He is average to above average looking.
-He has low paying job, but tries very hard to not to mess up.
-He drives/dresses avg.
-He has a 2 "tear drop" tattoos on his face.

Candidate D
-5'9" 140lbs
-He is nerdy physicist who proud to get a PhD in Physics at age 20, and got his PhD in physical chemistry at age 24.
-He is active, plays sports, and kinda funny.
-He must talk about high energy plasma physics and sub-atomic physics at least 1 hour per date.
-He watches "Big Bang Theory" to Make fun of fake Physicists.
You're candidate D, right?
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You're candidate D, right?


I almost fell off the chair.... hahahahahhahaahhaha
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