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10-30-2015, 04:57 PM | #1871 |
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And/or if you own a donkey when you say it.
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10-30-2015, 05:14 PM | #1875 |
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10-30-2015, 05:34 PM | #1876 |
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You. Me. Numbers and donkeys. Interested?
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10-30-2015, 05:59 PM | #1879 |
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Hells Yea!! You had me at numbers baby
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10-30-2015, 06:00 PM | #1880 |
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You had me at that ass of yours.
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10-30-2015, 06:00 PM | #1881 |
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Funny you mention goat.....
I may have a surprise pic for the crowd of Waffles new play buddy tomorrow |
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10-30-2015, 06:01 PM | #1882 |
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10-30-2015, 06:06 PM | #1883 |
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Speaking of @ss, they city doesn't allow those type of animals at a back yard. I gotta live in out of the city limit PLUS no HOA neighborhood.
I want that ass....
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Beware of Jeff Oliver the fraud at Highland Expedition Outfitters (aka HEO or HEOutfitters) located in Cosby TN.
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10-30-2015, 06:09 PM | #1884 |
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Biorin - Serious question, whats been the best part of your trip so far, and the worst part?
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10-30-2015, 06:13 PM | #1885 |
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back from trip?
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10-30-2015, 06:14 PM | #1886 |
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10-30-2015, 06:15 PM | #1887 |
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Are you guys raising goat as a pet or for food consumption?
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Worst was paying for the tasting menu at l'Atelier de Joel Robuchon; aside from the exceptional foie gras it was not well done and I was extremely unimpressed. |
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10-30-2015, 06:55 PM | #1890 |
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Below average Joe
Ladies, who would you rather pic from these candidate as a date?
Candidate A -5'1" anorexic (~98lbs) wears size 26. -He has a short victim type syndrome. He hates tall people -He is a tenured professor at Johns -He is rich but cocky to cover his weakness. -He wears 2" insole to look taller. Candidate B -6'9" 380lbs -He played NCAA center, but he didn't make it to NFL, so he watches himself on a NCAA tape they recorded or ESPN U football reruns. -He is proud of being a bouncer, and he off and on get a date from below moderate level women from letting them into the club. -He works out every day. He brag about benching 400+ LBS, and just joined the MMA/UFC Gym to talk UFC Fight all day with his friend on IM/Txt. Candidate C -6'1" normal weight -He is funny. He is average to above average looking. -He has low paying job, but tries very hard to not to mess up. -He drives/dresses avg. -He has a 2 "tear drop" tattoos on his face. Candidate D -5'9" 140lbs -He is nerdy physicist who proud to get a PhD in Physics at age 20, and got his PhD in physical chemistry at age 24. -He is active, plays sports, and kinda funny. -He must talk about high energy plasma physics and sub-atomic physics at least 1 hour per date. -He watches "Big Bang Theory" to Make fun of fake Physicists.
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10-30-2015, 06:59 PM | #1892 |
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I almost fell off the chair.... hahahahahhahaahhaha
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