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      12-28-2015, 04:55 PM   #18833
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So now I'm the third wheel?
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      12-28-2015, 04:59 PM   #18835
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      12-28-2015, 05:00 PM   #18836
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      12-28-2015, 05:03 PM   #18837
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His loss!
Hey, you told B that I'm "just a friend". So you pulled the trigger, not I!



Can't blame me for trying to fill the void you left in my heart. Had you said "date", things would be different.
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      12-28-2015, 05:05 PM   #18838
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Hey, you told B that I'm "just a friend". So you pulled the trigger, not I!



Can't blame me for trying to fill the void you left in my heart. Had you said "date", things would be different.
Lol what am I supposed to tell her. When you show up I can't say you're my bf if I've never met you yet lol
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Can't blame me for trying to fill the void you left in my heart. Had you said "date", things would be different.
Who's B?
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Hey, you told B that I'm "just a friend". So you pulled the trigger, not I!



Can't blame me for trying to fill the void you left in my heart. Had you said "date", things would be different.
I did tell her you're my nye date. That you saw.
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My girlfriend who's flying in with her bf for nye
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      12-28-2015, 05:10 PM   #18842
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Lol what am I supposed to tell her. When you show up I can't say you're my bf if I've never met you yet lol
You've got a lot of making up to do, that's all I'm saying.
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You've got a lot of making up to do, that's all I'm saying.
You're going to have a good time with us
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      12-28-2015, 05:12 PM   #18844
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Damn, need to change the oil in the Scag before the long trip.

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Never was there a doubt. It's been a crazy past week and a half so prepare yourself.
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      12-28-2015, 05:14 PM   #18845
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Never was there a doubt. It's been a crazy past week and a half so prepare yourself.
Fly!!!!
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      12-28-2015, 05:15 PM   #18846
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Fly!!!!
Oh sure, let me just dip into my 401k to pay for a last minute NYE flight to New Orleans.


Besides, I like the scenic route. I can smoke a blunt and stop at shitty restaurants and make friends with locals.
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My girlfriend who's flying in with her bf for nye
Bill Nye the science guy!
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Oh sure, let me just dip into my 401k to pay for a last minute NYE flight to New Orleans.


Besides, I like the scenic route. I can smoke a blunt and stop at shitty restaurants and make friends with locals.
So much faster though
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So much faster though
I have a thing about being in control.
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I worked literally for an hour.

I need tips on the rich hubby thing! Anyone? I need one, it was exhausting and I don't wanna ever to try that again!
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      12-28-2015, 05:28 PM   #18851
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I need tips on the rich hubby thing! Anyone? I need one, it was exhausting and I don't wanna ever to try that again!
I'm poor, but I'll wife you and we can go live in the woods together instead?
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I'm poor, but I'll wife you and we can go live in the woods together instead?
I dunno. That seems like you'd expect me to do stuff. I wanna look pretty and smile only!
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I dunno. That seems like you'd expect me to do stuff. I wanna look pretty and smile only!
I'll do all the grunt work, you just look pretty, smile, and tend to the animals.
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I'll do all the grunt work, you just look pretty, smile, and tend to the animals.
I dunno man, it doesn't sound like the life I'm looking for. Thanks for the offer though. *hair flip*

Alex taught me how to do that, wasn't it cool?
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