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      12-28-2015, 01:47 AM   #18789
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Rounding error....
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      12-28-2015, 01:52 AM   #18790
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Rounding error....
Lol no. I'm too exact for those.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-28-2015, 03:23 AM   #18791
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Why was the mall so empty today?
Red Nose gone already???
Yeah. Said bye to Rudolph and now I need a new name for it.
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Lola... Call it a day it's a wrap...
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      12-28-2015, 09:56 AM   #18792
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Someone back in MI found me in the beginning of this Ziploc commercial this morning...


https://www.facebook.com/Ziploc/vide...6636408015562/
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      12-28-2015, 10:04 AM   #18793
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Someone back in MI found me in the beginning of this Ziploc commercial this morning...


https://www.facebook.com/Ziploc/vide...6636408015562/
You're famous!

Little do they know 5:30am is sleeping in for you!
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      12-28-2015, 10:06 AM   #18794
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Little do they know 5:30am is sleeping in for you!
Me too. My daughter doesnt understand the concept of Saturday and Sundays
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      12-28-2015, 10:10 AM   #18795
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https://www.facebook.com/Ziploc/vide...6636408015562/
What was in the ziploc bag?
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      12-28-2015, 10:50 AM   #18796
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The interior of your 612 looks different than I imagined.
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      12-28-2015, 11:08 AM   #18797
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      12-28-2015, 11:20 AM   #18798
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Anyone else off this week....Besides me??
Lucky you. Being back at work after a four (4) day weekend blows worse than Mega Maid. At least I'll have a 3.5 day weekend ahead
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      12-28-2015, 11:26 AM   #18799
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Anyone else off this week....Besides me??
I am Thursday, Friday, & Saturday.


It's going to be a fun New Years
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      12-28-2015, 11:26 AM   #18800
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Lola... Call it a day it's a wrap...
Lola is on the list and apparently, so is Marlene.
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      12-28-2015, 12:19 PM   #18801
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Anyone else off this week....Besides me??
Yuuuup! It'll have been 16 days off when I finally go back.
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      12-28-2015, 12:30 PM   #18802
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Me
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      12-28-2015, 12:44 PM   #18803
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Little do they know 5:30am is sleeping in for you!
Yup, already had 3 girls offer to suck me off in the Walmart parking lot earlier.

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I had my shitty Nissan Sentra rental at the time. If I had the Scag I probably would have got more air time than 1 second.

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Went in for about two hours, nobody was really in the plant so just walked out and started running errands. Probably going to be sick tomorrow, then the rest of the week is PTO.
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      12-28-2015, 02:09 PM   #18804
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Why was the mall so empty today?
Red Nose gone already???
Yeah. Said bye to Rudolph and now I need a new name for it.
How about 'Hector'!!!!!
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      12-28-2015, 03:07 PM   #18805
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How about 'Hector'!!!!!
Hector died a dishonorable death, in spite of his pleadings to Achilles. I can't see that happening to the M6, so I'll have to pass.

No stripper names either....
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How about 'Hector'!!!!!
Hector died a dishonorable death, in spite of his pleadings to Achilles. I can't see that happening to the M6, so I'll have to pass.

No stripper names either....
Satan...?
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      12-28-2015, 03:22 PM   #18807
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Has to be a female name...

I'm going Malorie / Milicent or Trixie...
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      12-28-2015, 03:32 PM   #18809
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