What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

bimmette · 12-21-2015, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Here you go brother....

and people care about this? ? ? ?

Ugh, I'm tired of seeing it in the media already. Let's move on, people.

///M Power-Belgium · 12-21-2015, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Torgus

I'd hit it as long as it kept it's mask on.

Too much teeth for me

///M Power-Belgium · 12-21-2015, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Ugh, I'm tired of seeing it in the media already. Let's move on, people.

Let's move on to where ?

Torgus · 12-21-2015, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Too much teeth for me

Which is why the mask needs to stay on. I'm just concerned there might be teeth in other areas...or something equally unpleasant.

///M Power-Belgium · 12-21-2015, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Torgus

Which is why the mask needs to stay on. I'm just concerned there might be teeth in other areas...or something equally unpleasant.

Yeah that's what I thought also , but the problem is that the thing has no lips..

Torgus · 12-21-2015, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Yeah that's what I thought also , but the problem is that the thing has no lips..

Apparently the internet has already thought this all through. I don't know why I was shocked when I just googled predator porn.

It was like this when I clicked images:

F30lolz · 12-21-2015, 01:39 PM

So the owner of my job is hosting a holiday party tomorrow night at his house. 3 ppl, including myself, mentioned that they wouldn't go. One employee is on vacation washing Fidel Castro's balls as we speak, some not so hot looking woman will be out of town and I didn't feel like going so I gave an excuse that my wife's job is having a party tomorrow night as well. He stormed into my office 10 minutes ago asking why I cannot go and wanted me to go no matter what. I mentioned that her party starts at 8:30 in the evening so I can 'maybe' swing by from 7-8:15. Plus I heard for the first time ever we're going to receive a bonus? Say it ain't so!

ASBSECU E93 · 12-21-2015, 03:05 PM

'Sometimes....a man must wear stretchy pants'.

Nacho Libre

Go to the F'n party....be a team player...

F30lolz · 12-21-2015, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

'Sometimes....a man must wear stretchy pants'.

Nacho Libre

Go to the F'n party....be a team player...

No, I'm like Neon Deion Sanders. There is a 'i' in teAm!

UncleWede · 12-21-2015, 04:35 PM

Christmas parties are NOTORIUS for the boss's wife hitting on young, bald men. You should go!

Axius · 12-21-2015, 04:40 PM

I never miss an opportunity to be the belligerent drunk at a work Christmas party.

UncleWede · 12-21-2015, 04:49 PM

It used to be scandalous to go to my wife's company party, they hosted the bar. One year, this chick who was kinda the company whore, got so drunk she fell over leaving the party and flashed everyone (apparently me included) that she was commando. I was too drunk to see that far. . .

Axius · 12-21-2015, 04:53 PM

She sounds hot, need a date to your Xmas party?

F30lolz · 12-21-2015, 05:13 PM

I think this one girl here wants to rape me. Always eyeing me when I walk by and smiles but I'm just not feelin' going to this party. Hey, if I get bonus check/cash then it'll be worth it, if not, then I'll just settle for some chicks stripping or something and the owner's wife going wild.

Mr Tonka · 12-21-2015, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

I think this one girl here wants to rape me. Always eyeing me when I walk by and smiles but I'm just not feelin' going to this party. Hey, if I get bonus check/cash then it'll be worth it, if not, then I'll just settle for some chicks stripping or something and the owner's wife going wild.

Everyone must have been very disappointed at my last Christmas party....

Axius · 12-21-2015, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Everyone must have been very disappointed at my last Christmas party....

I sure wasn't.

UncleWede · 12-21-2015, 05:48 PM

F30lolz banned - can't rape the willing

UncleWede · 12-21-2015, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

She sounds hot, need a date to your Xmas party?

She wised up and found another company where they could appreciate her "abilities" and such.

Wife's company had no party this year, some not of the Christmas faith complained or something, now everyone loses out

Axius · 12-21-2015, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

She wised up and found another company where they could appreciate her "abilities" and such.

Wife's company had no party this year, some not of the Christmas faith complained or something, now everyone loses out

You know, I really want to start a business just so I can hire some of these women with low IQ's and astounding abilities.

Christmas?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT. YOU SAY HOLIDAY AROUND ME OR ILL REPORT YOU.

UncleWede · 12-21-2015, 06:00 PM

Persecute me all you want in Santa's name, I'll get more presents when he does show up at my chimney.

But wait, I live in Cali, we don't got a freaking chimney. . .

Axius · 12-21-2015, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Persecute me all you want in Santa's name, I'll get more presents when he does show up at my chimney.

But wait, I live in Cali, we don't got a freaking chimney. . .

He must sneak in your back door when you're sleeping, because he knows when you're awake.

Or that's Juan from MS13 coming to take your TV.

V1.47fan · 12-21-2015, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Persecute me all you want in Santa's name, I'll get more presents when he does show up at my chimney.

But wait, I live in Cali, we don't got a freaking chimney. . .

I live in America's Siberia and we don't have a chimney. I think it's for the rich folks like Abescue.

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UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18326 Rep 9,410 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	It used to be scandalous to go to my wife's company party, they hosted the bar. One year, this chick who was kinda the company whore, got so drunk she fell over leaving the party and flashed everyone (apparently me included) that she was commando. I was too drunk to see that far. . .
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