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      12-20-2015, 07:22 PM   #18591
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I was not able to give you the vibe , because you said you run faster than I do
Oh I guarantee you I'll be gone before you can try to squat thrust me Poof baby!
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Oh I guarantee you I'll be gone before you can try to squat thrust me Poof baby!
Squat hurts only legs... But I know your are shooting with sharp
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I actually like when chicks run in front of me ..At least if the ass looks right
You're THE guy at the gym, aren't you?
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Squat hurts only legs... But I know your are shooting with sharp
Sorry...don't own a Sharps.
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Hey, whatever happened to Prena? I feel like talking shit about his Broncos :
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Sorry...don't own a Sharps.
Over here shooting with sharp means in other words => Real bullets !
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Chicks running also in the gym
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Over here shooting with sharp means in other words => Real bullets !
Interesting. Here in 'Murica, we just say "shooting" and the real bullets are implied.

A Sharps is a very accurate rifle from the late 1800's. Single shot, large bore, falling block action (like the Ruger #1, etc...), and a pretty nifty primer feed before transitioning to metallic cartridges.
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      12-20-2015, 08:09 PM   #18603
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Hey, whatever happened to Prena? I feel like talking shit about his Broncos :
I was also wondering if he's ok.
MrPrena ?
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Interesting. Here in 'Murica, we just say "shooting" and the real bullets are implied.

A Sharps is a very accurate rifle from the late 1800's. Single shot, large bore, falling block action (like the Ruger #1, etc...), and a pretty nifty primer feed before transitioning to metallic cartridges.
Same thing here...Sometimes I think WTF are they talking about ?!?!
But I learned over the years it's clearly our cultural difference in the game but some are saying..."Right lol".. and full of disbelief , but it really is ...
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This post makes my ass itch
Now you act like a real chick .
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I was also wondering if he's ok.
MrPrena ?
+1 about my friend MrPrena
How are you my friend ?
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Same thing here...Sometimes I think WTF are they talking about ?!?!
But I learned over the years it's clearly our cultural difference in the game but some are saying..."Right lol".. and full of disbelief , but it really is ...
That's exactly how I feel right now.
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Hey, whatever happened to Prena? I feel like talking shit about his Broncos :
I was also wondering if he's ok.
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Hey Prena. Your Broncos are a bunch of donkeys.


Let's see if he comes back
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Now you act like a real chick .
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      12-20-2015, 08:18 PM   #18610
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Like...duh!
It was only..Man's talk
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Hey Prena. Your Broncos are a bunch of donkeys.

Let's see if he comes back
Prena's fine. He said we're all a bunch of losers and he'll be on soon.
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You're THE guy at the gym, aren't you?
Alex and Phil, sitting in a tree..

I'm going to ask Billie to draw you two up.

Continue, you're a cute couple!
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