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      12-20-2015, 08:09 AM   #18569
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Jennifer Anniston, er I mean, Sara received a SS gift with Bitch as the theme and posted a couple pics modeling her new attire.

Tonka rode Bimmette long and hard.

C5 offered Belgie a chance to have his way with her, provided he is able to catch her in a footrace.

Axius flew back to the dirty D.

Skulls and Shoei's bromance intensifies over their discerning tastes for running shoes.

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      12-20-2015, 08:11 AM   #18570
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I8* not m6.

Might order another one again though. Lol I'm crazy when it comes to my money
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      12-20-2015, 10:42 AM   #18571
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HEY you stole my old BFF Axius, it was time I stopped mopping and found a new local BP BFF.

Well have run dates, pizza dates, car dates, wing man each other at bars and high five each other after we bone tinder matches.

Life is tough in SoCal
He didn't steal me from you babe, you're still my BFF. We're just under this whole long distance thing, and I need someones touch to fulfill me until we can meet again.
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      12-20-2015, 10:53 AM   #18572
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He didn't steal me from you babe, you're still my BFF. We're just under this whole long distance thing, and I need someones touch to fulfill me until we can meet again.
BITCH!!!

You told me it was over?!?!
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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BITCH!!!

You told me it was over?!?!
Enough with the name calling, babe. You're my #1 star, and the way you held my hand as we walked through the park is a night I'll never forget.


Can we make up and go see a movie? ....., I miss you.
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It's like Brokeback OT up in here as of late...
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      12-20-2015, 11:50 AM   #18575
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It's like Brokeback OT up in here as of late...
For some reason.... Axius can't quit Mr.SugarSkulls ....
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It's like Brokeback OT up in here as of late...
For some reason.... Axius can't quit Mr.SugarSkulls ....
They never can...they allllllllways keep cummming back for more
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They never can...they allllllllways keep cummming back for more
Cumming back for more all over the place, just can't control it!
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Jennifer Anniston, er I mean, Sara received a SS gift with Bitch as the theme and posted a couple pics modeling her new attire.

Tonka rode Bimmette long and hard.

C5 offered Belgie a chance to have his way with her, provided he is able to catch her in a footrace.

Axius flew back to the dirty D.

Skulls and Shoei's bromance intensifies over their discerning tastes for running shoes.

Did I miss anything?
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      12-20-2015, 06:31 PM   #18579
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Let me first and foremost say - I am not a Foodie.....however I do like to eat great food ( right Axius?!) but there are times in life when you remember exactly the time and place that alters the course of your future. This will be a post about one of these life experiences...

If you are ever within a couple hours drive of Greensboro NC...I encourage you to vista Hops Burger Bar. Recently voted the best Burger in the US - a honor that cannot be overstated. It should be on your bucket list for places to eat.
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      12-20-2015, 06:38 PM   #18580
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Let me first and foremost say - I am not a Foodie.....however I do like to eat great food ( right Axius?!) but there are times in life when you remember exactly the time and place that alters the course of your future. This will be a post about one of these life experiences...

If you are ever within a couple hours drive of Greensboro NC...I encourage you to vista Hops Burger Bar. Recently voted the best Burger in the US - a honor that cannot be overstated. It should be on your bucket list for places to eat.
Looks good , but it looks like a lot of food ..
Enjoy your meal..."Bon appetit my friend"
In my language => "Eet smakelijk mijn vriend"
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      12-20-2015, 07:38 PM   #18581
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Just for clarity - I had a couple of the the Foothills Sexual Chocolate draft
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I actually like when chicks run in front of me ..At least if the ass looks right
You give off a rapey vibe
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Is this a bad time to mention my gym shorts are from lululemon?? They were a gift and I refused to wear 'em... But damnit all to hell if they are the most comfortable gym shorts I've ever owned...

I draw the line at yoga pants ala Tonka...

Was that you and your SS F80 the F8x meet in Irvine??
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Her ass probably looks like a dudes...
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Is this a bad time to mention my gym shorts are from lululemon?? They were a gift and I refused to wear 'em... But damnit all to hell if they are the most comfortable gym shorts I've ever owned...

I draw the line at yoga pants ala Tonka...

Was that you and your SS F80 the F8x meet in Irvine??
I have an AW... I shudder at who you think I was in a SS lol...
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I have an AW... I shudder at who you think I was in a SS lol...
That's right! AW...
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      12-20-2015, 08:18 PM   #18587
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You give off a rapey vibe
I was not able to give you the vibe , because you said you run faster than I do
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I was not able to give you the vibe , because you said you run faster than I do
Oh I guarantee you I'll be gone before you can try to squat thrust me Poof baby!
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Oh I guarantee you I'll be gone before you can try to squat thrust me Poof baby!
Squat hurts only legs... But I know your are shooting with sharp
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You're THE guy at the gym, aren't you?
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