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      12-19-2015, 10:59 PM   #18547
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We don't air our our private sexcapades here on BP... Group policy... Keeps the circle of trust going... *cues the lion king music*

No wait, I think that ones circle of life... Same difference...
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      12-19-2015, 11:00 PM   #18548
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Yes... Lups is being deported so she and Peter II are on the run...

That is all... Except, that seems a little tame for Axius... You can add he's trying to convince Sarah to try anal... There... That sounds a little bit more like Axius...
I chased a Donkey chasing Goats for most of the afternoon....

EDIT: IN A SEPARATE and UNRELATED incident....

Modeled my SS gift 'Fear the Boll Weevils' T-shirt with Princess Elsa tiara and magical wand today
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Yes... Lups is being deported so she and Peter II are on the run...

That is all... Except, that seems a little tame for Axius... You can add he's trying to convince Sarah to try anal... There... That sounds a little bit more like Axius...
I chased a Donkey chasing Goats for most of the afternoon....

Also - modeled my 'Fear the Boll Weevils' T-shirt with Princess Elsa tiara and magical wand today
That sounds... A little creepy, FYI... Magical wand could be substitute for something else if you know what I mean... =X now read it back with that knowledge, ASB...
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      12-19-2015, 11:07 PM   #18550
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Us fit boys like to stick together.

We're like, spotting each other, but on BP.
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      12-19-2015, 11:07 PM   #18551
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lemme get a sitrep on everything thats happenedi last 13hrs. I blacked out last night
Jennifer Anniston, er I mean, Sara received a SS gift with Bitch as the theme and posted a couple pics modeling her new attire.

Tonka rode Bimmette long and hard.

C5 offered Belgie a chance to have his way with her, provided he is able to catch her in a footrace.

Axius flew back to the dirty D.

Skulls and Shoei's bromance intensifies over their discerning tastes for running shoes.

Did I miss anything?
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      12-19-2015, 11:18 PM   #18552
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That sounds... A little creepy, FYI... Magical wand could be substitute for something else if you know what I mean... =X now read it back with that knowledge, ASB...
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      12-19-2015, 11:22 PM   #18553
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That sounds... A little creepy, FYI... Magical wand could be substitute for something else if you know what I mean... =X now read it back with that knowledge, ASB...
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Lolol... Just looking out for you before chris Hansen shows up...

"Why... Don't you have a seat right here..."
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      12-20-2015, 12:12 AM   #18554
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Us fit boys like to stick together.

We're like, spotting each other, but on BP.
You and shoei need to suck it up and drive an hour to have your little bromance in person. You both have nothing else to do. :
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      12-20-2015, 12:15 AM   #18555
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We're like, spotting each other, but on BP.
You and shoei need to suck it up and drive an hour to have your little bromance in person. You both have nothing else to do. :
You just want selfies and butt/dick picks but at 2 for the price of 1.
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You just want selfies and butt/dick picks but at 2 for the price of 1.
is this the part where as long as our swords don't cross it's not "neil patrick harris?? "

and only if he lets me drive the M6... in the canyons...
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      12-20-2015, 12:20 AM   #18557
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You just want selfies and butt/dick picks but at 2 for the price of 1.
is this the part where as long as our swords don't cross it's not "neil patrick harris?? "

and only if he lets me drive the M6... in the canyons...
I8* not m6.

Might order another one again though. Lol I'm crazy when it comes to my money
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      12-20-2015, 12:23 AM   #18558
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I8* not m6.

Might order another one again though. Lol I'm crazy when it comes to my money
Even better... I8 it is... like a silent deadly fart in the night... nobody will hear us coming...

Which reminds me... Death to all Priuses...
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      12-20-2015, 12:25 AM   #18559
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I8* not m6.

Might order another one again though. Lol I'm crazy when it comes to my money
Even better... I8 it is... like a silent deadly fart in the night... nobody will hear us coming...

Which reminds me... Death to all Priuses...
Yes! Fuck the Prius! Even though I also own a Yaris

Have to keep a stick shift around somewhere!

What city are you in again?
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      12-20-2015, 12:50 AM   #18560
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Yes! Fuck the Prius! Even though I also own a Yaris

Have to keep a stick shift around somewhere!

What city are you in again?
Playa Del Rey... But I used to live in Century City... Which is inbetween Beverly Hills and Westwood, the epicenter of this Prius epidemic... You don't even hear them coming when you are walking... And for whatever reason, every single time something stupid is going on up ahead on the roads, it's always a Prius involved somehow... Yaris is top 5 as well... Mazda 3 is also on the list, lol...
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      12-20-2015, 12:53 AM   #18561
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Yes! Fuck the Prius! Even though I also own a Yaris

Have to keep a stick shift around somewhere!

What city are you in again?
Playa Del Rey... But I used to live in Century City... Which is inbetween Beverly Hills and Westwood, the epicenter of this Prius epidemic... You don't even hear them coming when you are walking... And for whatever reason, every single time something stupid is going on up ahead on the roads, it's always a Prius involved somehow... Yaris is top 5 as well... Mazda 3 is also on the list, lol...
Playa del Rey...that's like near the 405 right? And Loyola Marymount?

Is 4play gentlemans club still open?
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      12-20-2015, 01:03 AM   #18562
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Playa del Rey...that's like near the 405 right? And Loyola Marymount?

Is 4play gentlemans club still open?
Yeah near LMU... 405 and Jefferson but take it all the way to the ocean...

4Play is still around, lol... That's in West LA though, close to Westwood, Century City, etc...
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      12-20-2015, 01:12 AM   #18563
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Playa del Rey...that's like near the 405 right? And Loyola Marymount?

Is 4play gentlemans club still open?
Yeah near LMU... 405 and Jefferson but take it all the way to the ocean...

4Play is still around, lol... That's in West LA though, close to Westwood, Century City, etc...
4play holds a very, very special place in my heart

You live near any cool scenic spots for car photos?
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Playa del Rey...that's like near the 405 right? And Loyola Marymount?

Is 4play gentlemans club still open?
Yeah near LMU... 405 and Jefferson but take it all the way to the ocean...

4Play is still around, lol... That's in West LA though, close to Westwood, Century City, etc...
4play holds a very, very special place in my heart

You live near any cool scenic spots for car photos?
You've got nothing but beach around here, you won't have an difficulty finding scenic... If you mean short (5 feet high) scantily clad girls in bikinis, that's in abundance around these parts as well... Just might be off by a few months...

Although, if you are planning to take photos of your I8, the irony if you snapped photos in the hood-hood of LBC, behind a chris brown tagged wall reppin' fruits piru would also be delightful...
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      12-20-2015, 01:37 AM   #18565
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You've got nothing but beach around here, you won't have an difficulty finding scenic... If you mean short (5 feet high) scantily clad girls in bikinis, that's in abundance around these parts as well... Just might be off by a few months...

Although, if you are planning to take photos of your I8, the irony if you snapped photos in the hood-hood of LBC, behind a chris brown tagged wall reppin' fruits piru would also be delightful...
You fuq'rs get a room already!!!!!!
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You've got nothing but beach around here, you won't have an difficulty finding scenic... If you mean short (5 feet high) scantily clad girls in bikinis, that's in abundance around these parts as well... Just might be off by a few months...

Although, if you are planning to take photos of your I8, the irony if you snapped photos in the hood-hood of LBC, behind a chris brown tagged wall reppin' fruits piru would also be delightful...
You fuq'rs get a room already!!!!!!
Why?? Is there not enough room in the Yaris??

Besides, you already got your own thing going on, with your secret bbq's and then sharing your Tupperware pics afterwards... And then now you and Gruss??!! You don't make time for me, I had to move on !!! Sugar is like a sure thing...

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You've got nothing but beach around here, you won't have an difficulty finding scenic... If you mean short (5 feet high) scantily clad girls in bikinis, that's in abundance around these parts as well... Just might be off by a few months...

Although, if you are planning to take photos of your I8, the irony if you snapped photos in the hood-hood of LBC, behind a chris brown tagged wall reppin' fruits piru would also be delightful...
You fuq'rs get a room already!!!!!!
HEY you stole my old BFF Axius, it was time I stopped mopping and found a new local BP BFF.

Well have run dates, pizza dates, car dates, wing man each other at bars and high five each other after we bone tinder matches.

Life is tough in SoCal
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      12-20-2015, 01:59 AM   #18568
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Why?? Is there not enough room in the Yaris??

Besides, you already got your own thing going on, with your secret bbq's and then sharing your Tupperware pics afterwards... And then now you and Gruss??!! You don't make time for me, I had to move on !!! Sugar is like a sure thing...

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HEY you stole my old BFF Axius, it was time I stopped mopping and found a new local BP BFF.

Well have run dates, pizza dates, car dates, wing man each other at bars and high five each other after we bone tinder matches.

Life is tough in SoCal
You have no idea how it is in the Dirty South....BBQ 4 Life y'all
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