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      12-18-2015, 02:43 PM   #18349
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Even though I don't need your help, I can always appreciate a teammate when making others feel their lives are meaningless sending them into a pit of despair.
Ok...but to be clear, we're not talking about you, right?
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Ok...but to be clear, we're not talking about you, right?
Fuck no, my life is amazing and always will be, because I say it will be so it happens.


It's the jerks that keep PM'ing me dick pics and threatening me because of my previous doodoo themed avatar.
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Fuck no, my life is amazing and always will be, because I say it will be so it happens.

It's the jerks that keep PM'ing me dick pics and threatening me because of my previous doodoo themed avatar.
Got it. I'm Jack to your Rose, buddy.
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      12-18-2015, 03:21 PM   #18352
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Got it. I'm Jack to your Rose, buddy.
....never let go.... Jack.. Jaccckk!
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....never let go.... Jack.. Jaccckk!
Don't do that, do not say your good byes! Not yet. Do you understand me Rose?
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Don't do that, do not say your good byes! Not yet. Do you understand me Rose?
Paint me...., like one of your French models.
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Am I the only anal virgin on here?
I can change that ..
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Don't do that, do not say your good byes! Not yet. Do you understand me Rose?
I saw you somewhere with your sniper gun ..
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Paint me...., like one of your French models.
BAN!!! BAN!!

BAN THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!
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BAN!!! BAN!!

BAN THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!
Don't be jelly. You're next on my adventure list of people to meet in 2016.
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Don't do that, do not say your good byes! Not yet. Do you understand me Rose?
Paint me...., like one of your French models.
How's this?
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How's this?
Missing one set of nipples, but close enough.
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I saw you somewhere with your sniper gun ..
Yes! You found them! Yay you!

That's an M24 SWS, BTW. I also look less than fresh because it was on the tail end of a very very nasty 5 days with people using harsh language and saying horrible and mean things to me.
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      12-18-2015, 05:00 PM   #18362
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Missing one set of nipples, but close enough.
WTF...I specialize in hands.
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      12-18-2015, 05:02 PM   #18363
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Don't be jelly. You're next on my adventure list of people to meet in 2016.
I'm too "fat" for you, remember?
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WTF...I specialize in hands.
Sorry babe. You really kicked the bucket on this one.

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I'm too "fat" for you, remember?
I still want to meet you, I just won't sleep with you.
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      12-18-2015, 05:10 PM   #18365
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Sorry babe. You really kicked the bucket on this one.
That was unnecessary.

Fuck you and your shivering lower chin. Enjoy the crabs I gave you in the back seat of that really cool car.

We're done.
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Yes! You found them! Yay you!

That's an M24 SWS, BTW. I also look less than fresh because it was on the tail end of a very very nasty 5 days with people using harsh language and saying horrible and mean things to me.
First I thought...I really hope you were not angry about that pic
I know you like sniper-stuff , so I was looking after a good looking sniper girl.
Most were looking fugly , and finally I found one that was ok ..
Hope you can take it as a compliment ...

I was also talking from you at work with a friend with a new X5 , and posted also the conversation on here...Think you saw that too ?
Today he said (this evening) that you must be a very special person ...
I said...That's why I really like her
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That was unnecessary.

Fuck you and your shivering lower chin. Enjoy the crabs I gave you in the back seat of that really cool car.

We're done.
My chin is plenty warm with the beard that tickled you ever so lightly that seemed to make your toes curl in the back seat of 'said' car.

You can't quit me. You couldn't quit me if you tried.
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First I thought...I really hope you were not angry about that pic
I know you like sniper-stuff , so I was looking after a good looking sniper girl.
Most were looking fugly , and finally I found one that was ok ..
Hope you can take it as a compliment ...

I was also talking from you at work with a friend with a new X5 , and posted also the conversation on here...Think you saw that too ?
Today he said (this evening) that you must be a very special person ...
I said...That's why I really like her
I feel a headache coming on...
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My chin is plenty warm with the beard that tickled you ever so lightly that seemed to make your toes curl in the back seat of 'said' car.

You can't quit me. You couldn't quit me if you tried.
Queens?
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That was unnecessary.

Fuck you and your shivering lower chin. Enjoy the crabs I gave you in the back seat of that really cool car.

We're done.
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I still want to meet you, I just won't sleep with you.
I'm totally cool with that.....
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