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      05-12-2018, 03:19 PM   #18195
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      05-13-2018, 08:49 PM   #18197
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I did this as a kid. Brand new home, literally, new construction. We had lived in it for about a month. I put dish washing soap in the in the dishwasher. We had never owned a dishwasher before and it was my first time doing the dishes at the new house. Completely filled up the reservoir with Dawn rather than dishwasher soap and started it. I can still remember my mother losing her mind when she saw 4 foot of foamy sudsy bubbles throughout the entire house. It was a bad day for everyone.
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I did this as a kid. Brand new home, literally, new construction. We had lived in it for about a month. I put dish washing soap in the in the dishwasher. We had never owned a dishwasher before and it was my first time doing the dishes at the new house. Completely filled up the reservoir with Dawn rather than dishwasher soap and started it. I can still remember my mother losing her mind when she saw 4 foot of foamy sudsy bubbles throughout the entire house. It was a bad day for everyone.
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      05-15-2018, 10:03 AM   #18201
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What is it with Mustangs and Mustang drivers. We all seen when one mustang driver screws up how about 10 all at once.

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      05-15-2018, 10:09 AM   #18202
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What is it with Mustangs and Mustang drivers. We all seen when one mustang driver screws up how about 10 all at once.

Not funny but hilarious at the same time.
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      05-15-2018, 10:51 AM   #18203
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      05-15-2018, 12:17 PM   #18204
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      05-15-2018, 12:18 PM   #18205
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      05-15-2018, 06:47 PM   #18206
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      05-16-2018, 06:26 AM   #18208
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On my drive this morning... seems legit.
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      05-16-2018, 11:40 AM   #18211
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On my drive this morning... seems legit.
I swear I had to do something like this when I moved to Italy.

Shipped a US spec car to the port of Genoa and went to go pick it up. Turns out the ship crew pilfered anything not permanently affixed to the car, to include both front and rear plates. I also lost a pair of nice jumper cables and a few CDs.

The shipping company guy assisting me just took two manila folders and asked me what the plate number was (a US number, mind you), and he proceeded to write it in large letters with a sharpie and taped them to the license plate frames.

I was thinking there's no way this was going to work.

So we're in a secure area of the port, and we still had to check out of there through an Italian customs checkpoint. We drive up and there's an armed customs agent at the gate... the guy helping me gets out and talks to him, showing the customs paperwork. They talk for a bit and he points at me in the car... the agent gives the car quick once over, checks both "plates", looks at me... then he shrugged and waved me through.

I had to drive five hours back to my house with those tags on!
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      05-16-2018, 12:46 PM   #18212
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      05-16-2018, 06:05 PM   #18214
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