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      12-13-2015, 12:17 AM   #17975
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      12-13-2015, 12:26 AM   #17976
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      12-13-2015, 12:27 AM   #17977
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You didn't smile with your teeth to express the inner workings of SORBITOL, GUM BASE, MALTITOL, MANNITOL, ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORING; LESS THAN 2% OF: ACACIA, ACESULFAME POTASSIUM, ASPARTAME, BHT (TO MAINTAIN FRESHNESS), CANDELILLA WAX, GLYCERIN, SOY LECITHIN, SUCRALOSE AND TITANIUM DIOXIDE
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      12-13-2015, 12:44 AM   #17978
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Love those DSL's
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      12-13-2015, 12:48 AM   #17979
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      12-13-2015, 01:08 AM   #17980
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      12-13-2015, 09:10 AM   #17981
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Oh boy, I'm in the doghouse. Wifey wanted action last night but I fell asleep before said action even began. Since I woke up before her, she questioned why I didn't wake her up to perform said action. Now she said I owe where good tonight
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      12-13-2015, 09:21 AM   #17982
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Oh boy, I'm in the doghouse. Wifey wanted action last night but I fell asleep before said action even began. Since I woke up before her, she questioned why I didn't wake her up to perform said action. Now she said I owe where good tonight
You must have a different kind of doghouse than the rest of us.
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      12-13-2015, 11:06 AM   #17983
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You must have a different kind of doghouse than the rest of us.
Depends, what if she wants to peg him as punishment (or not, up to you).
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      12-13-2015, 12:24 PM   #17984
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F30lolz - let her decide the punishment for your insolence
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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      12-13-2015, 01:06 PM   #17985
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F30lolz - let her decide the punishment for your insolence
Better yet... Why do you let us decide for your wife??
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      12-13-2015, 01:08 PM   #17986
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Oh boy, I'm in the doghouse. Wifey wanted action last night but I fell asleep before said action even began. Since I woke up before her, she questioned why I didn't wake her up to perform said action. Now she said I owe where good tonight
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You must have a different kind of doghouse than the rest of us.
I agree. Lolz you're one lucky canine.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-13-2015, 01:53 PM   #17987
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Better yet... Why do you let us decide for your wife??
Well go on..., suggestions?
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      12-13-2015, 01:54 PM   #17988
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Better yet... Why do you let us decide for your wife??
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Well go on..., suggestions?
Shoei don't leave us hanging. I've sat by the screen with a pen and a paper waiting to get the ideas.
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      12-13-2015, 02:12 PM   #17989
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Oh I didn't know this was gonna be on me... I'm sorry I was on the phone talking about rate exclusive cars...

Anywhoos - for his insolence... Maybe his wife would appreciate a Furry moment? Thinking a giant reindeer costume for him to wear? We would of course need pics / vids of this intimate moment... For prosperities sake...

Or instead of nipple clamps... Electrified nipple clamps... Wears them around all day and she has the remote... Safe word is;

"Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo..."
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I like the safe word, only because it's unpronounceable adding some excitement to the whole ordeal. Nice touch.
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F30lolz - let her decide the punishment for your insolence
Someone is showing off.
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I like the safe word, only because it's unpronounceable adding some excitement to the whole ordeal. Nice touch.
Yeah except I'm whistling that fackin' safe word... Why I remember that from Cinderella I have no clue but three times already I've caught myself whistling the tune...

Ssoooo, this is all f30's fault for putting the fairy godmother song in my head so I'm afraid we're gonna have to come at this stronger and harder...

*gets pliers and blowtorch*
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      12-13-2015, 02:28 PM   #17993
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DAMN bimmette - I didn't know you got down like that
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      12-13-2015, 02:34 PM   #17994
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DAMN bimmette - I didn't know you got down like that
Yeah, apparently Shoei also likes his Disney Song Lyrics.
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      12-13-2015, 02:37 PM   #17995
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I shaved off my beard after 2 months yesterday and I'm regretting it. I'm cold
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      12-13-2015, 02:37 PM   #17996
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I shaved off my beard after 2 months yesterday and I'm regretting it. I'm cold
Couldn't imagine dude. Used to shave all the time, it would seem so bare now.
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