What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Haha, no that's ok. I'm content with my 2000 points

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

Yeah, bimmette show a little more gum

Better?

[Axius]

You didn't smile with your teeth to express the inner workings of SORBITOL, GUM BASE, MALTITOL, MANNITOL, ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORING; LESS THAN 2% OF: ACACIA, ACESULFAME POTASSIUM, ASPARTAME, BHT (TO MAINTAIN FRESHNESS), CANDELILLA WAX, GLYCERIN, SOY LECITHIN, SUCRALOSE AND TITANIUM DIOXIDE

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Better?

Love those DSL's

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

Love those DSL's

Jesus Christ.

[UncleWede]

Is there anything more primal?

[F30lolz]

Oh boy, I'm in the doghouse. Wifey wanted action last night but I fell asleep before said action even began. Since I woke up before her, she questioned why I didn't wake her up to perform said action. Now she said I owe where good tonight

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Oh boy, I'm in the doghouse. Wifey wanted action last night but I fell asleep before said action even began. Since I woke up before her, she questioned why I didn't wake her up to perform said action. Now she said I owe where good tonight

You must have a different kind of doghouse than the rest of us.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by RJ_

You must have a different kind of doghouse than the rest of us.

Depends, what if she wants to peg him as punishment (or not, up to you).

[ASBSECU E93]

F30lolz - let her decide the punishment for your insolence

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

F30lolz - let her decide the punishment for your insolence

Better yet... Why do you let us decide for your wife??

[Lups]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Oh boy, I'm in the doghouse. Wifey wanted action last night but I fell asleep before said action even began. Since I woke up before her, she questioned why I didn't wake her up to perform said action. Now she said I owe where good tonight

Originally Posted by RJ_

You must have a different kind of doghouse than the rest of us.

I agree. Lolz you're one lucky canine.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

Better yet... Why do you let us decide for your wife??

Well go on..., suggestions?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by shoei

Better yet... Why do you let us decide for your wife??

Originally Posted by Axius

Well go on..., suggestions?

Shoei don't leave us hanging. I've sat by the screen with a pen and a paper waiting to get the ideas.

[shoei]

Oh I didn't know this was gonna be on me... I'm sorry I was on the phone talking about rate exclusive cars...

Anywhoos - for his insolence... Maybe his wife would appreciate a Furry moment? Thinking a giant reindeer costume for him to wear? We would of course need pics / vids of this intimate moment... For prosperities sake...

Or instead of nipple clamps... Electrified nipple clamps... Wears them around all day and she has the remote... Safe word is;

"Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo..."

[Axius]

I like the safe word, only because it's unpronounceable adding some excitement to the whole ordeal. Nice touch.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

F30lolz - let her decide the punishment for your insolence

Someone is showing off.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

I like the safe word, only because it's unpronounceable adding some excitement to the whole ordeal. Nice touch.

Yeah except I'm whistling that fackin' safe word... Why I remember that from Cinderella I have no clue but three times already I've caught myself whistling the tune...

Ssoooo, this is all f30's fault for putting the fairy godmother song in my head so I'm afraid we're gonna have to come at this stronger and harder...

*gets pliers and blowtorch*

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

Love those DSL's

DAMN bimmette - I didn't know you got down like that

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

DAMN bimmette - I didn't know you got down like that

Yeah, apparently Shoei also likes his Disney Song Lyrics.

[SugarSkulls]

I shaved off my beard after 2 months yesterday and I'm regretting it. I'm cold

[Axius]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

I shaved off my beard after 2 months yesterday and I'm regretting it. I'm cold

Couldn't imagine dude. Used to shave all the time, it would seem so bare now.