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      12-12-2015, 10:41 PM   #17953
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People probably thought you guys were gay, and you were his sugar daddy and he was your twink
Fuckin wish he'd be my sugar daddy, I was barking up that tree all day buddy.
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No way, I broke 2000!
I don't know if it's a good thing bc mama lups got over 3000.
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People probably thought you guys were gay, and you were his sugar daddy and he was your twink
Fuckin wish he'd be my sugar daddy, I was barking up that tree all day buddy.
I'm jelly
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But she's much more chatty than me...and she's a blonde.
By blonde, do you mean she says the darndest things?
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      12-12-2015, 10:48 PM   #17957
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Fuckin wish he'd be my sugar daddy, I was barking up that tree all day buddy.
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I'm jelly
I offered to take you both Bow hunting for Bear....I could not drop a bigger hint!!!!
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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      12-12-2015, 10:49 PM   #17958
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But she's much more chatty than me...and she's a blonde.
By blonde, do you mean she says the darndest things?
No I mean blondes are always more popular.
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      12-12-2015, 10:50 PM   #17959
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I offered to take you both Bow hunting for Bear....I could not drop a bigger hint!!!!
I'd go bow hunting with ya!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-12-2015, 10:51 PM   #17960
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I'd go bow hunting with ya!
...2 go out....1 comes back...?

I am scuurrred.....
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      12-12-2015, 10:52 PM   #17961
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Fuckin wish he'd be my sugar daddy, I was barking up that tree all day buddy.
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I'm jelly
I offered to take you both Bow hunting for Bear....I could not drop a bigger hint!!!!
I'm in.

But I won't hurt any animals. Only quail and republicans.

Hahahahahahah. I kid. I kid. Of course.
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He channeled his inner Dale Earnhardt (REDNECK) and put me in the wall....3 f'n times....
Reminds me of this commercial.

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      12-12-2015, 10:55 PM   #17963
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I'm in.

But I won't hurt any animals. Only quail and DUMBASS POLITICIANS.

Hahahahahahah. I kid. I kid. Of course.
FTFY
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      12-12-2015, 10:55 PM   #17964
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I'm jelly
Don't be. I told him I'd put out to second base but he wouldn't commit. Waste of a trip.
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      12-12-2015, 10:56 PM   #17965
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Seriously Lups .....

Axius must be adopted from Finland...mad driving skills on display today..
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      12-12-2015, 10:57 PM   #17966
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I'm in.

But I won't hurt any animals. Only quail and DUMBASS POLITICIANS.

Hahahahahahah. I kid. I kid. Of course.
FTFY
I'm still hilariously intrigued by trump.

I've never disagreed with someone so much in my life, yet- would want to see what would happen if he were elected.

Worst case scenario- everyone here can come live in my house in Mexico if the US goes to hell in a handbag.
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      12-12-2015, 10:57 PM   #17967
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You know you got hard when I was drifting them turns.


That fagboy tried to spin me out but recovery was the only option.... in 9th place.
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      12-12-2015, 11:01 PM   #17968
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Seriously Lups .....

Axius must be adopted from Finland...mad driving skills on display today..
Meh, the man just works as my pool boy to pay for his driving lessons.

He's a biker. Those of them who survive a few years with their toys and up being awesome with low mass vehicles. Let's just face it: We heave M's are sloooow as fuck
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      12-12-2015, 11:02 PM   #17969
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You know you got hard when I was drifting them turns.


That fagboy tried to spin me out but recovery was the only option.... in 9th place.
It was like I can see it in Slo-Mo, happening right in from t of me

That look on your face...."WFT MAN!!!!!"
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      12-12-2015, 11:04 PM   #17970
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You know you got hard when I was drifting them turns.


That fagboy tried to spin me out but recovery was the only option.... in 9th place.
It was like I can see it in Slo-Mo, happening right in from t of me

That look on your face...."WFT MAN!!!!!"
Hey btw-

Your pats are sucking.

And my hawks are balling.

As long as they get into the dance, that's all that matters to me

Just thought I'd state the obvious
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      12-12-2015, 11:06 PM   #17971
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Meh, the man just works as my pool boy to pay for his driving lessons.

He's a biker. Those of them who survive a few years with their toys and up being awesome with low mass vehicles. Let's just face it: We heave M's are sloooow as fuck
I might be a big pussy, but at least I compensate with a motorcycle and lack of inhibitions when I ride it.

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It was like I can see it in Slo-Mo, happening right in from t of me

That look on your face...."WFT MAN!!!!!"
Dude, that fucking guy was on my ass going into that turn and didn't follow the braking line and just pushed me off.

Noobs man....,
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No I mean blondes are always more popular.
Try to be more flirty...
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      12-12-2015, 11:11 PM   #17973
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No I mean blondes are always more popular.
Try to be more flirty...
Haha, no that's ok. I'm content with my 2000 points
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Try to be more flirty...
Yeah, bimmette show a little more gum

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