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      12-12-2015, 10:09 PM   #17931
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ITS A 5 SPEED.

Shut up, I used to be poor.
You know what they say about 5 speeds...., dey meet my needz.



I still am poor, so quit whining.
Here, have some bananas with onions
Ewwww what the hell?
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      12-12-2015, 10:10 PM   #17932
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Did anybody else notice that reputation & the button is gone?
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      12-12-2015, 10:11 PM   #17933
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Nevermind, its back.



HAHAHA!
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      12-12-2015, 10:11 PM   #17934
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Bimmette bought it for me.

See what giving good dick gives you? Cars, V1. Cars.

BS, She's frustrated. She wants to know how she can get your dumdass to ask her out on a date. She used the word dumbass, not me.
Dumbass is a great word!
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      12-12-2015, 10:12 PM   #17935
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HAHAHA!
I say we all start from zero again! Yayyyyy
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      12-12-2015, 10:12 PM   #17936
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Dumbass is a great word!
It's 'Doom-Asse'.
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      12-12-2015, 10:13 PM   #17937
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Well, I'd first stop referring to me as a dumbass.

Then I'd have her send me pictures of her butt.

then she'd have to find her way to SoCal.

Then maybe I'll see what she's up to.
She has her own tv channel, not a groupie. Ok

[u2b]vJzgJjUCEHw[u2b]
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I say we all start from zero again! Yayyyyy
I've started from zero too many times....



Once is enough, you know?
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      12-12-2015, 10:13 PM   #17939
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Well, I'd first stop referring to me as a dumbass.

Then I'd have her send me pictures of her butt.

then she'd have to find her way to SoCal.

Then maybe I'll see what she's up to.
She has her own tv channel, not a groupie. Ok
I actually really like the scissor sisters
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      12-12-2015, 10:14 PM   #17940
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Bimmette bought it for me.

See what giving good dick gives you? Cars, V1. Cars.

BS, She's frustrated. She wants to know how she can get your dumdass to ask her out on a date. She used the word dumbass, not me.
Well, I'd first stop referring to me as a dumbass.

Then I'd have her send me pictures of her butt.

then she'd have to find her way to SoCal.

Then maybe I'll see what she's up to.
If I want to call you dumbass, I'm going to call you dumbass!
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I actually really like the scissor sisters
Oopsn Wrong vid.
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      12-12-2015, 10:15 PM   #17942
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HAHAHA!
I say we all start from zero again! Yayyyyy
No way, I broke 2000!
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      12-12-2015, 10:15 PM   #17943
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I say we all start from zero again! Yayyyyy
I've started from zero too many times....



Once is enough, you know?
I feel you. I feel like I have zero credibility in the actual forums.

Before, I felt like I could say the m6 would rape a Bugatti and feel tough because I had over 1k rep points so I must know what I'm talking about, right?
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      12-12-2015, 10:15 PM   #17944
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Nevermind, its back.



HAHAHA!
I say we all start from zero again! Yayyyyy
No way, I broke 2000!
Well...I just broke 40.

Eat my balls.
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      12-12-2015, 10:16 PM   #17945
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Well, I'd first stop referring to me as a dumbass.

Then I'd have her send me pictures of her butt.

then she'd have to find her way to SoCal.

Then maybe I'll see what she's up to.
She has her own tv channel, not a groupie. Ok

[u2b]vJzgJjUCEHw[u2b]
Haha, that's right!!
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      12-12-2015, 10:26 PM   #17946
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I feel you. I feel like I have zero credibility in the actual forums.

Before, I felt like I could say the m6 would rape a Bugatti and feel tough because I had over 1k rep points so I must know what I'm talking about, right?
Don't worry new guy, I think you're a credible source.

It's really a sad day when you get removed before you can turn your rep points in for actual cash. I mean, it's no wonder people keep coming back, this place is like a damn ATM.
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      12-12-2015, 10:38 PM   #17947
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Take a slice of onion, cover it in olive oil and a rub then sear it. Goes nice with chicken and rice.


Took the day off to meet ASBSECU, kicked his ass in karts, drank more beer than him..., us young bucks gotta keep hope alive for the future.
He channeled his inner Dale Earnhardt (REDNECK) and put me in the wall....3 f'n times....
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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No way, I broke 2000!
I don't know if it's a good thing bc mama lups got over 3000.
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      12-12-2015, 10:39 PM   #17949
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No way, I broke 2000!
I don't know if it's a good thing bc mama lups got over 3000.
The more reps, the easier it is to be cranky.

Tara wants to tear new assholes all day every day
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He channeled his inner Dale Earnhardt (REDNECK) and put me in the wall....3 f'n times....
Dude, I lapped you. I'm going to get a massage and happy ending because of it, but damnit don't you try to play innocent!
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No way, I broke 2000!
I don't know if it's a good thing bc mama lups got over 3000.
I know
But she's much more chatty than me...and she's a blonde.
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Take a slice of onion, cover it in olive oil and a rub then sear it. Goes nice with chicken and rice.


Took the day off to meet ASBSECU, kicked his ass in karts, drank more beer than him..., us young bucks gotta keep hope alive for the future.
He channeled his inner Dale Earnhardt (REDNECK) and put me in the wall....3 f'n times....
People probably thought you guys were gay, and you were his sugar daddy and he was your twink
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