What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

nOObs can't request pics from senior members :loL:

Glad to hear Bowzer is well.

I spy a i8....is that a art imitating life..??

The only truth about that is your senior citizenship :P

And ya know...i8s are pretty. So are m6s. Or maybe both?

Maybe we can hang out and you can see which it is? Or isn't?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

The only truth about that is your senior citizenship :P

And ya know...i8s are pretty. So are m6s. Or maybe both?

Maybe we can hang out and you can see which it is? Or isn't?

Ha Ha...I am getting closer to my AARP card...everyday

We'll hang....whenevs you're in my neck of the woods (literally we have lots and lots of woods and shit)

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Ha Ha...I am getting closer to my AARP card...everyday

We'll hang....whenevs you're in my neck of the woods (literally we have lots and lots of woods and shit)

Why in the woods? Are you too cool for Hollywood? Are you trying to play with my butthole preventing my screams for help to go unheard of?!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

Why in the woods? Are you too cool for Hollywood? Are you trying to play with my butthole preventing my screams for help to go unheard of?!

I'm only cool enough for East coast...West coast is chandelier level shit....

and you must have me confused with one of your other internet friends who likes your butt hole.....

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I'm only cool enough for East coast...West coast is chandelier level shit....

and you must have me confused with one of your other internet friends who likes your butt hole.....

Do we get to chop wood and shoot quail in the woods?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

Do we get to chop wood and shoot quail in the woods?

Welcome i8 owner, how do you like the vehicle thus far?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

Do we get to chop wood and shoot quail in the woods?

How about we Bow hunt Bear??

I have a splitter for the wood (smarter not harder)...

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Axius

Welcome i8 owner, how do you like the vehicle thus far?

Automatics are such bitch cars.

The little testosterone/man-pride of mine I had officially went out the window with this car.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

Automatics are such bitch cars.

The little testosterone/man-pride of mine I had officially went out the window with this car.

I thought you bought it for ecological reasons...., automatic is the future of the world, leading to a land where nobody will even need to drive the vehicle itself.



How awesome is that!

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Axius

I thought you bought it for ecological reasons...., automatic is the future of the world, leading to a land where nobody will even need to drive the vehicle itself.



How awesome is that!

You think I Can re-order an i8 and have them custom make it in a manual and you guys hear me bitch and whine for another 6 months? I mean, if my Yaris is a manual, why can't the i8 be?!

Now THAT would be awesome!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

You think I Can re-order an i8 and have them custom make it in a manual and you guys hear me bitch and whine for another 6 months? I mean, if my Yaris is a manual, why can't the i8 be?!

Now THAT would be awesome!

:

[Axius]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

You think I Can re-order an i8 and have them custom make it in a manual and you guys hear me bitch and whine for another 6 months? I mean, if my Yaris is a manual, why can't the i8 be?!

Now THAT would be awesome!

Yaris? I didn't know you had a Yaris. Fuck, I don't even know who you are, new guy.

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Axius

Yaris? I didn't know you had a Yaris. Fuck, I don't even know who you are, new guy.

ITS A 5 SPEED.

Shut up, I used to be poor.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

Automatics are such bitch cars.

The little testosterone/man-pride of mine I had officially went out the window with this car.

You got an i8?

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

You got an i8?

Bimmette bought it for me.

See what giving good dick gives you? Cars, V1. Cars.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

ITS A 5 SPEED.

Shut up, I used to be poor.

You know what they say about 5 speeds...., dey meet my needz.



I still am poor, so quit whining.

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Axius

You know what they say about 5 speeds...., dey meet my needz.



I still am poor, so quit whining.

Here, have some bananas with onions

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

Bimmette bought it for me.

See what giving good dick gives you? Cars, V1. Cars.

BS, She's frustrated. She wants to know how she can get your dumdass to ask her out on a date. She used the word dumbass, not me.

[Axius]

I'll leave the bananas (HAHAH! inside joke!), for the ladies.



Them onions look nice, what is that, a mustard onion powder mix?

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'll leave the bananas (HAHAH! inside joke!), for the ladies.



Them onions look nice, what is that, a mustard onion powder mix?

What the fuck...you'd actually eat that?

A friend sent that to me because she knows I HATE both.

Btw why are you on bimmerpost on the weekend? Slow night on tinder? Or did you already plow through all your matches?

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

BS, She's frustrated. She wants to know how she can get your dumdass to ask her out on a date. She used the word dumbass, not me.

Well, I'd first stop referring to me as a dumbass.

Then I'd have her send me pictures of her butt.

then she'd have to find her way to SoCal.

Then maybe I'll see what she's up to.

[Axius]

Take a slice of onion, cover it in olive oil and a rub then sear it. Goes nice with chicken and rice.


Took the day off to meet ASBSECU, kicked his ass in karts, drank more beer than him..., us young bucks gotta keep hope alive for the future.