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      12-11-2015, 12:54 PM   #17821
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It's like 70 degrees today!!!!

Or as C5driver would say, just another day here....
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Oh - that's right, torrential rains on the west coast right now.....
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Oh - that's right, torrential rains on the west coast right now.....
I've got a warm and humid place to shove your 70 degrees...
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Oh - that's right, torrential rains on the west coast right now.....
I've got a warm and humid place to shove your 70 degrees...
Right now, my 'place' IS warm and sunny:
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      12-11-2015, 01:11 PM   #17824
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It's like 70 degrees today!!!!

Or as C5driver would say, just another day here....
Yup, 69 degrees and sunny on the way to work today.
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Right now, my 'place' IS warm and sunny:
That wasn't the 'place' I had in mind, Einstein
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Right now, my 'place' IS warm and sunny:
That wasn't the 'place' I had in mind, Einstein
Someone ( Biorin ) told me to get my head out of the gutter....
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Someone ( Biorin ) told me to get my head out of the gutter....
She sits on a throne of lies...

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      12-11-2015, 01:45 PM   #17828
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She sits on a throne of lies...

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And smells like beef and cheese.
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We didn't get any rain, but the waves are bringing down the pier in Ventura. I think I'm going out to our pier to get some fish/chips.
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We didn't get any rain, but the waves are bringing down the pier in Ventura. I think I'm going out to our pier to get some fish/chips.
You just put an image from Sharknado into my head. Be careful and carry a chainsaw when you go for your fish & chips.
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And smells like beef and cheese.
Given how much brisket I've consumed this week, I probably at least smell like beef.
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We didn't get any rain, but the waves are bringing down the pier in Ventura. I think I'm going out to our pier to get some fish/chips.
Small craft advisory along the coast is fucking with my Saturday plans to go out and play. 6 ft at 16 seconds swells look nasty...
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Given how much brisket I've consumed this week, I probably at least smell like beef.
Did you shower?
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Which means I have to wash the car tomorrow morning
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Quarterly shower doesn't hit until the 15th.
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Oh.

I thought that's why you left out the cheese...
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Which means I have to wash the car tomorrow morning
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Small craft advisory along the coast is fucking with my Saturday plans to go out and play. 6 ft at 16 seconds swells look nasty...
Yeah, I should have gone with my brother for bugs LAST WEEKEND.

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Well done!

You're not going to end up on an episode of Wild Justice, are you?
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Damn!

Well done!

You're not going to end up on an episode of Wild Justice, are you?
I wasn't there last weekend either, and I fronted him the cash to rebuild the engine on the boat he bought.
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