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      12-11-2015, 11:44 AM   #17799
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bimmette - you could have stopped by earlier this year, BUUUTTTT NOOOOO.....
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C5driver - something you want to tell us...? How do you know that name

Stubing was captain on the Love Boat....who is this Stabbin that you speak of..?
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Nobody wants to visit us on the East Coast. They're "Too cool for us", so I've heard.
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How about a couples massage or VHS and chill?
That's already happening on a regular basis so it won't be that special for Xmas.
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bimmette - you could have stopped by earlier this year, BUUUTTTT NOOOOO.....
I was travelling with a friend. He would have said, uh how do you have hillbilly friends? :
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C5driver - something you want to tell us...? How do you know that name

Stubing was captain on the Love Boat....who is this Stabbin that you speak of..?
Sorry...hit return before noticing that autocorrect bitch threw me under the bus...
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bimmette - you could have stopped by earlier this year, BUUUTTTT NOOOOO.....
I was travelling with a friend. He would have said, uh how do you have hillbilly friends? :
Uh huh....and didn't defend your hillbilly friend!!!!
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Cap'n Stabbin was Stubings evil twin.
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Cap'n Stabbin was Stubings evil twin.
He's not evil...
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He's not evil...
...and he had more fun
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I am SOOOO excited......Not only is today Friday, but I finally get to meet the person of my dreams tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You found yourself a whale too?!


Dont you just love that feeling?
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He's not evil...
Evil comes in all shapes and sizes...., hidden in the murky darkness of their mind waiting to unleash hell on everyone....
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You found yourself a whale too?!


Dont you just love that feeling?

You calling me fat?
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      12-11-2015, 12:00 PM   #17812
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That's already happening on a regular basis so it won't be that special for Xmas.
Surprise swinger's party with her hot girlfriend you've been fantasizing aboot?
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      12-11-2015, 12:03 PM   #17813
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I am SOOOO excited......Not only is today Friday, but I finally get to meet the person of my dreams tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You found yourself a whale too?!


Dont you just love that feeling?
No...but I have a baby sperm whale I give to my woman every night....
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      12-11-2015, 12:10 PM   #17814
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No...but I have a baby sperm whale I give to my woman every night....
Do you live at Sea World? Where is she keeping them all? Does Waffles try to drive them away?
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No...but I have a baby sperm whale I give to my woman every night....
Do you live at Sea World? Where is she keeping them all? Does Waffles try to drive them away?
No - furry stuffed animal!!!

What did you prevented people think I meant?!?!
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No - furry stuffed animal!!!

What did you prevented people think I meant?!?!
Why is asking about ocean creatures perverted? What kind of thoughts come into your mind when you think about whales, exactly??
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TGIF people!!! It's a beautiful day! Go get 'em!
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It's like 70 degrees today!!!!

Or as C5driver would say, just another day here....
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It's like 70 degrees today!!!!

Or as C5driver would say, just another day here....
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