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      10-29-2015, 06:51 PM   #1761
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Uh, yeah, i got motivated and went back to see that neither you or Biorin answered that question. :thumb down

If i'm honest, i really only skimmed very quickly. But i don't think you answered it!
Even I answered it!
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Even I answered it!
But you were the only one. Thank you very much, someone cares.
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But you were the only one. Thank you very much, someone cares.
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      10-29-2015, 06:56 PM   #1764
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But you were the only one. Thank you very much, someone cares.
Did C5driver answer that question?
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      10-29-2015, 08:02 PM   #1765
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Yes. It's embarrassing when you ask the same question twice.
Uh, yeah, i got motivated and went back to see that neither you or Biorin answered that question. :thumb down

If i'm honest, i really only skimmed very quickly. But i don't think you answered it!
I've been trying so hard to think of something, but nothing really stands out because my life from ages 6-16 and possibly beyond was an embarrassment as a whole. I read the dictionary for fun, c'mon.
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Yes. It's embarrassing when you ask the same question twice.
Uh, yeah, i got motivated and went back to see that neither you or Biorin answered that question. :thumb down

If i'm honest, i really only skimmed very quickly. But i don't think you answered it!
Haha, oops! I was gonna post this story but I hesitated for obvious reasons and then I guess I forgot:

Last month, I bought a pretty new dress on sale. I didn't bother trying it on before buying it. The next day, I wore it to work and was proud of my new cheap purchase. At lunch, it was a nice day and I drove to pick up lunch with the roof down. I notice people kinda looking at me. Same thing as I walked into the take out place. Luckily as I was walking in, I glanced down, as I realized that all the buttons on my dress from the top down to my waist had popped open! Omg, I died. I texted my colleagues at work and asked if my dress was unbuttoned all morning but they said no. So I guess it happened while driving. Now I have safety pins holding that dress together when I wear it. Damn, cheap dress
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Can you wear that dress next week and tell me where you will be picking up lunch. Nice story.
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I wish it didn't happen. But here's the culprit.
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I wish it didn't happen. But here's the culprit.
Not really getting the FULL effect - would you mind trying the dress on and then taking another pic.....


at 80 mph.....


with the top down
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I wish it didn't happen. But here's the culprit.
Not really getting the FULL effect - would you mind trying the dress on and then taking another pic.....


at 80 mph.....


with the top down
It's raining here. How about if you demonstrate for us instead? You can put your roof down
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Can a girl who is better at girling please explain to me how you clean leather pants?
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It's raining here. How about if you demonstrate for us instead? You can put your roof down
no one wants to see my (*ahem*) assets.....except maybe sara
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Sara504 has leather pants, but she's not helping us out here!
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Literally just asked Tara if I could do that. Sold. Maybe.
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Literally just asked Tara if I could do that. Sold. Maybe.
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I think that since the forum has helped you with keeping you new pants clean that you should post a picture of you wearing them.

Does anyone second the motion?
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I think that since the forum has helped you with keeping you new pants clean that you should post a picture of you wearing them.

Does anyone second the motion?
Thank you!

I veto the motion, so we're at zero. Darn.
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no one wants to see my (*ahem*) assets.....except maybe sara
Wow, what did you show her since she hasn't been online for ages!?
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      10-29-2015, 09:48 PM   #1781
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Thank you!

I veto the motion, so we're at zero. Darn.
Forum rules state that a veto can't be enacted for at least 20 minutes. And in section B paragraph 4 subsection .23 the rules state that once there is a second, no veto is possible.

So you've got a few minutes to hope we don't get a second.
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I think that since the forum has helped you with keeping you new pants clean that you should post a picture of you wearing them.

Does anyone second the motion?
Juuuuust looking for someone to second the motion. Anyone will do.
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