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      07-02-2015, 05:19 PM   #1761
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This is my karma for talking shit to all my 5'5- 5'8 friends back home.
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Little Feller....I like the way he talks....Uuuummmmm.....He likes the way I talk......Uuuummmmm.
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HEY. Those are some mighty big words coming from someone who sits while they pee aka DCT driver
Guilty

Uhhhhh...the DCT part
Hahahaha well played.
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      07-02-2015, 05:22 PM   #1763
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In my best Sling Blade voice...

Little Feller....I like the way he talks....Uuuummmmm.....He likes the way I talk......Uuuummmmm.
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      07-02-2015, 05:26 PM   #1764
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      07-02-2015, 05:31 PM   #1765
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Sara, I would be more than happy to call you but you gotta promise this.

1. If you promise not text me every time you hit a speed bump on your Gold Diggery.
2. Not seek free lesson/advice to catch a Sillicon Valley IPO man and/or JanusFundManagers who has no luck finding a date.
3. Do not mention about LSU being in top AP/BCS poll #25. Or #1 in SEC.
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Call me. 310-867-5309
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I did and some dude with perverted voice answered.
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Don't make fun of how I sound
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      07-02-2015, 05:36 PM   #1766
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And by show off- I mean cruise in our badged out Yaris/fit- not the m6s
Sad news...the MFit may be replaced with an MFocusRS
Ive heard FJ cruisers are nice...
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      07-02-2015, 05:39 PM   #1767
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      07-02-2015, 06:12 PM   #1768
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Sara, I would be more than happy to call you but you gotta promise this.

1. If you promise not text me every time you hit a speed bump on your Gold Diggery.
2. Not seek free lesson/advice to catch a Sillicon Valley IPO man and/or JanusFundManagers who has no luck finding a date.
3. Do not mention about LSU being in top AP/BCS poll #25. Or #1 in SEC.
(This one was harsh, I am kidding)

still waiting
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      07-02-2015, 06:19 PM   #1769
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Ive heard FJ cruisers are nice...
That's a wet dream maker !
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      07-02-2015, 06:44 PM   #1770
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LOL. This is funny.
Let me know when you post a real number. I don't think you would post your number on a public forum.
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      07-02-2015, 06:51 PM   #1771
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LOL. This is funny.
Let me know when you post a real number. I don't think you would post your number on a public forum.
She'd be getting a lot of collect calls from Belgium...
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      07-02-2015, 06:58 PM   #1772
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She'd be getting a lot of collect calls from Belgium...
I would make this for her => # 1945 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...2#post18192112
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      07-02-2015, 06:58 PM   #1773
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LOL. This is funny.
Let me know when you post a real number. I don't think you would post your number on a public forum.
310 is real. I figured everyone would get a laugh at the famous "867-5309" part.
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      07-02-2015, 07:14 PM   #1774
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I would make this for her => # 1945 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...2#post18192112
That looks delicious! Will your wife be joining you guys?
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That looks delicious! Will your wife be joining you guys?
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      07-02-2015, 07:33 PM   #1777
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Definitely Hawaii. It's like my second home. I feel like I can blend in there. It feels a bit exotic but no need to learn another language.
But their milk comes in super duper hard containers. In trees

Cost of living is higher on the islands too, so expect an additional markup on your heroin habit.
Hahaha!
Higher cost of living is worth it.
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      07-03-2015, 11:05 AM   #1778
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      07-03-2015, 11:07 AM   #1779
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Huh? I'll do one this weekend for sure.
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      07-03-2015, 11:10 AM   #1780
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Huh? I'll do one this weekend for sure.
Thanks. I try to scratch off "The Last <strike>Samurai</strike> Interviewee"
but it didn't let me.

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      07-03-2015, 02:25 PM   #1781
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Huh? I'll do one this weekend for sure.
Thanks. I try to scratch off "The Last <strike>Samurai</strike> Interviewee"
but it didn't let me.

FAIL!
Oohhh hahaaha
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      07-03-2015, 07:38 PM   #1782
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Definitely Hawaii. It's like my second home. I feel like I can blend in there. It feels a bit exotic but no need to learn another language.
It sounds like you are already a kamaaina. With the melting pot of cultures it is easy to fit in if the person has the right attitude. Explore all of the islands, each one has something different to offer.
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