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      12-08-2015, 11:50 PM   #17689
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Waffle House has put me in a COMA!!!!
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Mmmm some southern waffles sounds pretty tasty about now.
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What's Waffle House?
It's a chain restaurant that is open 24/7, usually right off of highway exits, that serves mainly breakfast food. Good rest stop food, kinda has an old timey feel to it.
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      12-09-2015, 12:06 AM   #17692
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Grits and sweet tea, this checks out.
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Waffle House has put me in a COMA!!!!
What's Waffle House?
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Came to see a delicious mountain of waffles.
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Came to see a delicious mountain of waffles.
Left disappointed.
F'n app won't load the damn waffle pic
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      12-09-2015, 07:26 AM   #17697
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hey 1MOREMOD - I have had the pleasure to ride in this car...

This car to me is pure sex, as in I probably would get a hard on being around it! I lusted over Ac Cobras as a kid (still lose all train of thought when I see one drive by) and then the F40. Impressive that the Limited edition plate said 1 of 499 but sad to hear he drives like a, well, like an old man! Makes sense though with reaction times slowing down, which makes the "remember you are not Mario Andretti" plaque appropriate. Thanks for posting this Abs!
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      12-09-2015, 07:35 AM   #17698
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What's Waffle House?
Awful House is a more appropriate name, though.
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      12-09-2015, 09:31 AM   #17699
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ok here we go...



I can. I have big ears. I was called dumbo in school. Didn't phase me, still doesn't, eventually I grew into them or out or whatever. If someone refereed to me as a horse I would take it as a compliment. The phrase strong as a horse comes to mind. People connotate horses with strength(usually).




I agree hate is not a good thing. This is just a playful jest. If someone looks like a horse, fish, cow, porky pine, etc. then they do. It's human nature to associate 'like' things. It is how our brain is programmed. I'm not saying she is a dumb as an ox or the like. I'm also just posting a very well known association on a car forum.

The whole SJP and horse face I didn't start. It's old, nothing new. Watch this short clip. At the end, Sarah Jessica Parker asks, “Do I really have a face like a horse?”


She pokes fun at herself, obviously over it. You could say you just heard it from the horse's mouth




Out of curiosity what does show him the 4 corners of the room mean? Like punch their face so hard he spins around or something like a cartoon?
Roger that , and thanks for the clarification

Let's keep the meaning of the 4 corners directed to a cartoon , otherwise people would think I'm a barbarian ...

BTW....I look like "AMBIORIX" and actually we are twins and I can feel his blood that flows in my veins , some people are afraid of me, but hot chicks really like me => https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambiorix
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Awful House is a more appropriate name, though.
You know you like it
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      12-09-2015, 10:41 AM   #17701
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You know you like it
It's quite a deplorable establishment.
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      12-09-2015, 10:56 AM   #17702
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It's quite a deplorable establishment.
...so you don't eat sweets or junk food....ever??
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It's like if a gas station bathroom served breakfast.
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      12-09-2015, 11:05 AM   #17704
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...so you don't eat sweets or junk food....ever??
Not really, no.


The last "junk food" thing I got was about three months ago, two chicken littles from KFC because I didn't feel like skipping lunch that day.


Probably the worst junk food I eat is like a pizza, but it's usually like a white pizza or bbq chicken.
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Not really, no.


The last "junk food" thing I got was about three months ago, two chicken littles from KFC because I didn't feel like skipping lunch that day.


Probably the worst junk food I eat is like a pizza, but it's usually like a white pizza or bbq chicken.
do you categorize beer with junk food..?
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do you categorize beer with junk food..?
Nope, I call beer and wine "nectar from the heavens".



Junk drinks might be more appropriate, but I like eating healthy and cooking.
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do you categorize beer with junk food..?
"If alcohol is poison, then why do you drink Uncle Charlie?"
"Because there are things inside of me that I need to kill."
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Iike it what is that from 2 and 1/2 men?
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Iike it what is that from 2 and 1/2 men?
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