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      12-08-2015, 02:00 PM   #17667
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I'll drink to that
And I'll drink because that little nonchalant sarcastic jab you just made hurt my feelings a little bit.
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      12-08-2015, 02:02 PM   #17668
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And I'll drink because that little nonchalant sarcastic jab you just made hurt my feelings a little bit.
I'm sorry
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Eject?
My BR player has that too
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      12-08-2015, 02:11 PM   #17670
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No you're not. Santa will not be visiting you this year.
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      12-08-2015, 02:11 PM   #17671
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How can you do something like this to a beautiful lady like Sara ?
There is a word that sounds like respect...
I have nothing against her, she just resembles a horse and I do not find her attractive. She herself has made comments about her face looking like a horse. So...yeah

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almost like flashback, when e90 chat thread was alive lol

Im sure Sara remembers lol
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      12-08-2015, 02:21 PM   #17673
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almost like flashback, when e90 chat thread was alive lol

Im sure Sara remembers lol
YES!!
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      12-08-2015, 02:21 PM   #17674
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I have nothing against her, she just resembles a horse and I do not find her attractive. She herself has made comments about her face looking like a horse. So...yeah
First...Nothing against you bro...

But can you imagine how you would feel if someone said to you..."YOU" look like a horse ?
Well personal I would show him all the corners of the room .
Think lots of us need to look in the mirror first before they laugh with other people .
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      12-08-2015, 02:21 PM   #17675
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My BR player has that too
I was thinking more along the lines of

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      12-08-2015, 02:23 PM   #17676
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No you're not. Santa will not be visiting you this year.
He will, but only to shit in my stocking.
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I was thinking more along the lines of
Very cool pic

My first thought about eject was the passenger seat of the old Aston from Bond ..
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      12-08-2015, 02:25 PM   #17679
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He will, but only to shit in my stocking.
Hey now, who knows, you might just get something better than shit this year, keep hope alive babe!
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OT was BRUTAL back in the day.

Only the strong and BEAUTIFUL survived






Do you remember Lana?
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      12-08-2015, 02:36 PM   #17681
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of course I remember her..


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OT was BRUTAL back in the day.

Only the strong and BEAUTIFUL survived






Do you remember Lana?
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First...Nothing against you bro...

But can you imagine how you would feel if someone said to you..."YOU" look like a horse ?
Well personal I would show him all the corners of the room .
Think lots of us need to look in the mirror first before they laugh with other people .
Cute furry animal with tasty meat. I think it is a compliment!

I really don't give a shit what people look like, they either have something to offer other than the shell or they don't. Either way I still usually don't care.

Wtf is going on in our lives if a face matters this much? I could wake up looking like her or Steve buscemi tomorrow and my world wouldnt change either way.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Cute furry animal with tasty meat. I think it is a compliment!

I really don't give a shit what people look like, they either have something to offer other than the shell or they don't. Either way I still usually don't care.

Wtf is going on in our lives if a face matters this much? I could wake up looking like her or Steve buscemi tomorrow and my world wouldnt change either way.
Roger that mama Anna and spot on !
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      12-08-2015, 03:40 PM   #17684
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I'm ugly, fat, and not funny. Somehow the world is still revolving. How can I make it stop and be the center of attention?
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I'm ugly, fat, and not funny.
You're the small skinny fucker that I'd hate to take down. Gimme a 6'3" fat ese any day...
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ok here we go...

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But can you imagine how you would feel if someone said to you..."YOU" look like a horse ?
I can. I have big ears. I was called dumbo in school. Didn't phase me, still doesn't, eventually I grew into them or out or whatever. If someone refereed to me as a horse I would take it as a compliment. The phrase strong as a horse comes to mind. People connotate horses with strength(usually).


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Think lots of us need to look in the mirror first before they laugh with other people .
I agree hate is not a good thing. This is just a playful jest. If someone looks like a horse, fish, cow, porky pine, etc. then they do. It's human nature to associate 'like' things. It is how our brain is programmed. I'm not saying she is a dumb as an ox or the like. I'm also just posting a very well known association on a car forum.

The whole SJP and horse face I didn't start. It's old, nothing new. Watch this short clip. At the end, Sarah Jessica Parker asks, “Do I really have a face like a horse?”



She pokes fun at herself, obviously over it. You could say you just heard it from the horse's mouth


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Well personal I would show him all the corners of the room.
Out of curiosity what does show him the 4 corners of the room mean? Like punch their face so hard he spins around or something like a cartoon?
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Out of curiosity what does show him the 4 corners of the room mean?
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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