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      07-27-2018, 12:01 PM   #155
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this is true....maybe I'm in the wrong profession
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      07-27-2018, 12:03 PM   #156
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We all are. It's a shame there isn't a niche for dad bod porn.
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      07-27-2018, 12:04 PM   #157
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there isn't yet....
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      07-27-2018, 12:13 PM   #158
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there isn't yet....
Let me rephrase that....money to be made for men with dad bods in porn.
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      07-27-2018, 12:17 PM   #159
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Let me rephrase that....money to be made for men with dad bods in porn.
I need statistical proof dad bods don't make money in porn.....

I work with facts and numbers lol
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      07-27-2018, 12:20 PM   #160
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I need statistical proof dad bods don't make money in porn.....

I work with facts and numbers lol
As a numbers guy, I have no clue where to even begin to locate said data while using a work computer that is.
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      07-27-2018, 12:25 PM   #161
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you should download the app then....
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      07-27-2018, 12:33 PM   #162
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I have it. That leaves me tethered to the company wifi.....er....I mean the nameless access that I somehow have the ability to use. The building works as a huge Faraday cage.
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      07-27-2018, 12:43 PM   #163
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yea I stopped caring when the boss said to me "isn't moose knuckle a big woman" which I had to google and show her....don't ask....it's...this place is crazy
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yea I stopped caring when the boss said to me "isn't moose knuckle a big woman" which I had to google and show her....don't ask....it's...this place is crazy
Showing ur female boss moose knuckle and u still claim dad-bod doesn't make money??? #whippersnapper
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LOL...SO Not_Judy
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      08-02-2018, 09:16 AM   #166
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yea I stopped caring when the boss said to me "isn't moose knuckle a big woman" which I had to google and show her....don't ask....it's...this place is crazy
I'm looking forward to your sexual harassment thread.
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      08-03-2018, 10:12 AM   #167
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yea I stopped caring when the boss said to me "isn't moose knuckle a big woman" which I had to google and show her....don't ask....it's...this place is crazy
I'm looking forward to your sexual harassment thread.
lol maybe. again this place is crazy..

Not_Judy so...
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We all are. It's a shame there isn't a niche for dad bod porn.
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there isn't yet....
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lol maybe. again this place is crazy..

Not_Judy so...
Sorry I was out of the office most of last week and spent the last 4 days having a garage sale. She was out of the office all last week doing the same thing. It was nice not having her here but sucked as I had to do her job which is hands down the most tedious and frustrating job I know of. Not that the job is difficult, it's just that the process thereof is beyond archaic. The lack of understanding how to use a computer causes people to do crazy amounts of additional work. She is back this morning and and in full on bitch mode. Stay tuned.....

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Under no circumstance will I be clicking on this link on the work PC.
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it's a safe link....goes to youtube
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Sorry I was out of the office most of last week and spent the last 4 days having a garage sale. She was out of the office all last week doing the same thing. It was nice not having her here but sucked as I had to do her job which is hands down the most tedious and frustrating job I know of. Not that the job is difficult, it's just that the process thereof is beyond archaic. The lack of understanding how to use a computer causes people to do crazy amounts of additional work. She is back this morning and and in full on bitch mode. Stay tuned.....



Under no circumstance will I be clicking on this link on the work PC.
Just start farting a lot.
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Under no circumstance will I be clicking on this link on the work PC.
Just click on it from her computer....
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Because you have failed miserably in posting even one photo of your work nemesis, I'm left to my own imagination. This is what I imagine her to look like:

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Just start farting a lot.
Pass. I'm not going to do anything that will give her ammo to paint me in a negative light to anyone. I tend to take the high road. As annoying as she is, at this point she can't say anything negative about me to anyone. Her entire existence is a billboard of who she is, I refuse to lower myself to her standards. I'll tolerate it for now. Where I am in this situation is not my final destination as it is hers. I'll be gone at some point and she'll be still be here doing the same shit the next person.
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      08-06-2018, 10:52 AM   #175
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Because you have failed miserably in posting even one photo of your work nemesis, I'm left to my own imagination. This is what I imagine her to look like:
Not far from accurate. Also, I have not failed...much less miserably. A picture was posted but due to using a company computer and IT having remote access, the last thing I need is to draw attention to this matter by them seeing a picture of her and then noticing my disclosing work related issues on a public forum. I'm sure I'm fracturing several policies as it is. The pic you posted is close, but her hair is shorter...much shorter, grey, and is dressed in the finest of Cato's plus sized fashions. Apparently she feels that dressing overly nice to come work in a factory puts her in a higher status than everyone else.....her elitist attitude only confirms this.

This morning, as she is looking down her nose at everyone, she is trying desperately how to request time off on our new payroll system. I did it last week, without prior knowledge and had it completed in less than a minute. She's been working on it for over an hour.
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A picture was posted but due to using a company computer and IT having remote access, the last thing I need is to draw attention to this matter by them seeing a picture of her and then noticing my disclosing work related issues on a public forum. I'm sure I'm fracturing several policies as it is.
Oh, son of a b*tch! I missed it??!! I've been following this thread pretty closely. How in the heck did I miss it? Must have been that week I was on a tour of communist countries for work and couldn't access BP. Dang!
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