Sara's New Shoes

yomama69 · 06-23-2009, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MuchMoore

I live like an hour from Orlando...are you sure you dont mean the whores on Orange Blossom Trail?

The girls on OBT like anyone in any car, as long as 5 bucks is involved.

yomama69 · 06-23-2009, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Noc57

Nice....not gonna lie way too many plastic girls down here.

Reminds me of time I was checking out this babe from a distance. Her body was ridiculous.

...then when she got up close,

60+ year old woman!.....F'in gross man.

Seriously though, the girls I've seen down here are off the chain. Dating one right now, she works at Hooters (I know).....but mad hot!

I'll get photoshoot going when I get back. I'll have her round up her girls. Hooters callendar with my sexy e92 anyone?

You can date hot girls with big fake tits that don't work at Hooters. Trust me. I'm married to one of them.

dannygenio · 06-23-2009, 04:45 PM

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Noc57 · 06-23-2009, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by yomama69

You can date hot girls with big fake tits that don't work at Hooters. Trust me. I'm married to one of them.

Right on....

In the meanwhile, have fun out in Texas while I stare at girls like this all day long...

Noc57 · 06-23-2009, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MuchMoore

I live like an hour from Orlando...are you sure you dont mean the whores on Orange Blossom Trail?

There's some pretty hot chicks out in Orlando. My sis goes to college out in Winter Park. That place is $$ every time I visit.

yomama69 · 06-23-2009, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Noc57

Right on....

In the meanwhile, have fun out in Texas while I stare at girls like this all day long...

Plastic tits are one thing. Plastic face is a whole different story. If you're under 30 and have a plastic looking face, you need to a) spend less time in the tanning bed, b) invest in sunblock, or c) stop using botox. I think you need to come out here before you judge the women and compare them to Tampa. I've lived all over Florida for 13 years prior to moving here.

golfinz · 06-23-2009, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by yomama69

Plastic tits are one thing. Plastic face is a whole different story. I think you need to come out here before you judge the women and compare them to Tampa. I've lived all over Florida for 13 years prior to moving here.

LOL...that pic is not a fair representation of what she looks like in real life. Tx woman ftw

yomama69 · 06-23-2009, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by golfinz

LOL...that pic is not a fair representation of what she looks like in real life. Tx woman ftw

And the best part about Texas women is that they're nice, even if they are hot as shit. Girls will talk to the guys. In Florida, the women are too good for themselves, whether they are 10's or 4's.

yomama69 · 06-23-2009, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Noc57

There's some pretty hot chicks out in Orlando. My sis goes to college out in Winter Park. That place is $$ every time I visit.

I got a degree there. I lived in Winter Park. It's okay, but nothing great. I lived in Boca Raton and I think the women there are better looking than the women in Orlando, and still not like women here in Austin.

MuchMoore · 06-23-2009, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Noc57

Right on....

In the meanwhile, have fun out in Texas while I stare at girls like this all day long...

Without a doubt she is hotter than any girl I'll ever date...but that pic is airbrushed/touched up a lot.

rkick08 · 06-23-2009, 05:03 PM

nice

Noc57 · 06-23-2009, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by yomama69

I got a degree there. I lived in Winter Park. It's okay, but nothing great. I lived in Boca Raton and I think the women there are better looking than the women in Orlando, and still not like women here in Austin.

You didn't go to Rollins did you?

The guys there are the biggest bunch of faggots I've ever seen. My sis is always ****ing about how she has to go over to UCF to find a real man lol.

It's awesome for me though. When I helped her move in last fall I was getting eye ****ed everywhere I went. They were like, "Finally!, someone who's not a complete puss!."

Also, seems that people that live in sunny state's take care of themselves much better. I've been up in Indy/Chicago/Michigan this last year, and yep.....definitely fat states.....

Downtown Chicago was pretty fun though, but it was way to cold for me to live there permanently.

Noc57 · 06-23-2009, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by yomama69

And the best part about Texas women is that they're nice, even if they are hot as shit. Girls will talk to the guys. In Florida, the women are too good for themselves, whether they are 10's or 4's.

.....it's true.

Alright I'm convinced. Road trip to Texas here I come!!

...Btw if you're BS'ing me

yomama69 · 06-23-2009, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Noc57

You didn't go to Rollins did you?

The guys there are the biggest bunch of faggots I've ever seen. My sis is always ****ing about how she has to go over to UCF to find a real man lol.

It's awesome for me though. When I helped her move in last fall I was getting eye ****ed everywhere I went. They were like, "Finally!, someone who's not a complete puss!."

Also, seems that people that live in sunny state's take care of themselves much better. I've been up in Indy/Chicago/Michigan this last year, and yep.....definitely fat states.....

Downtown Chicago was pretty fun though, but it was way to cold for me to live there permanently.

I didn't go to Rollins. I'm a real man.

The Midwest is just like that. They have 8 months of cold weather. Nobody takes care of themselves up there when it's that cold. I used to live in Michigan. The gyms get empty in the winter.

I was in Chicago last week. I really don't like the women there. They all have the same look and it's not one I find attractive, however, I was at VIPs and the strippers were all hot.

yomama69 · 06-23-2009, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Noc57

.....it's true.

Alright I'm convinced. Road trip to Texas here I come!!

...Btw if you're BS'ing me

I'll buy you a beer. You won't want to leave.

6th street = 200 bars with no cover and wall to wall hot University of Texas ass.

Noc57 · 06-23-2009, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by yomama69

I'll buy you a beer. You won't want to leave.

6th street = 200 bars with no cover and wall to wall hot University of Texas ass.

Won't you have to run that by your wife first?..... married man FTL!

jk.

Yeah man, definitely If I ever head that way I'll give you a shout....sounds fun.

amgthis · 06-23-2009, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by yomama69

You can date hot girls with big fake tits that don't work at Hooters. Trust me. I'm married to one of them.

PICS

of face at least

Nice wheels btw

yomama69 · 06-23-2009, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Noc57

Won't you have to run that by your wife first?.....

No. She'll probably want to come. She doesn't miss an opportunity to go drinking downtown.

Boost Gomez · 06-23-2009, 06:46 PM

golfinz · 06-23-2009, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by yomama69

No. She'll probably want to come. She doesn't miss an opportunity to go drinking downtown.

Does this wife of yours happen to have a sister or hot friends ?!?!?!

BMdblU · 06-23-2009, 06:54 PM

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Why did you go with 18"?

cause she's a girl

ska///235i · 06-23-2009, 07:02 PM

dawm, 10+ pages on some 18 wheels

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