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      03-01-2016, 05:27 PM   #155
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Indeed a rare hybrid specimen you are.


Can I at least be a passenger in your car?
That's cool.don't bitch abt my mild speeding habit or music though. Yoda speaks english in swedish grammar. It's soo funny.
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      03-01-2016, 05:29 PM   #156
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Fuck off Grimmy.
if u were a hot blond like C5 u could get away with that all day.. just saying
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      03-01-2016, 05:30 PM   #157
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biorin: C5's "biohazard" is still etched in my mind
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      03-01-2016, 05:31 PM   #158
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That's cool.don't bitch abt my mild speeding habit or music though. Yoda speaks english in swedish grammar. It's soo funny.

Is it robot sex music?

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      03-01-2016, 05:36 PM   #159
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biorin: C5's "biohazard" is still etched in my mind
Mine too.
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      03-01-2016, 05:37 PM   #160
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please do,

Lup's leg humpers: .....

add: why is V1 ur enemy, anyway?
enemy is too much. Nemesis I can work with. Let's just say (and to be kind to us both) I find our personalities very different.

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Sup motherfucker!
I'm good bitch, I took down 800kg of concrete since 54, 37cm fucked with me.

Yeah, I know. This is why my pacifist side stays in control usually.

I have a birthday party to give in 2 days at the flat, and I rebuild the ceiling today. So going as usual.

Sup?
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      03-01-2016, 05:37 PM   #161
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Mine too.
he's good

common, we know u'r cute..
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      03-01-2016, 05:45 PM   #162
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if u were a hot blond like C5 u could get away with that all day.. just saying
Hey now, I'm not. Im a short russian guy with a Lot of body hair.
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Is it robot sex music?

Right. You're like the only man on earth who doesn't know danzig is my god?

And his misfits time.
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      03-01-2016, 05:50 PM   #163
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You're so ending up in my friends list.

And don't worry abt Tonka's comment. Nobody dears to suck up to me since I'm the scariest breed of bimmerpost: A female who joined in for the cars (and I hate all cars).

And when I rule the world, men are not allowed to drive ever again.

Indeed a rare hybrid specimen you are.


Can I at least be a passenger in your car?
See, sucking up!
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      03-01-2016, 05:51 PM   #164
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Right. You're like the only man on earth who doesn't know danzig is my god?

And his misfits time.
Not going to lie, I just blasted Mother and the drop for How the Gods Kill actually made me destroy my laundry room door. Again.
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      03-01-2016, 05:52 PM   #165
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See, sucking up!
See, there's a difference when I actually like someone.
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      03-01-2016, 05:57 PM   #166
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See, sucking up!
See, there's a difference when I actually like someone.
I'm confused, was sending me a picture of your abs supposed to be an intimidation tactic?
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Every post by jtodd_fl is awesome.

Every post by 1MOREMOD is epically lacking punctuation and emotion.

Every post by Axius is something I would say.

Every post by M3 Number 86 is related to Excel.

Every post by Mr Tonka is related to sexual positions and boobs in the last 5 posts of 3/1/2016.

Every post by swagon is in defense of the ///M2.
Every Post by Verbiage is double spaced....and he likes sticks in the bum

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Every post by ///M Power-Belgium is tits and ass!
Every post by V1.47fan is plane-related
Every post by Lups sounds like it was written by a trucker
Every post by C5driver is a gun or about a gun
Every post by Verbiage is sarcastic

(all of these are good things, by the way)
Every post by jtodd_fl is single spaced.
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      03-01-2016, 05:59 PM   #168
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I'm confused, was sending me a picture of your abs supposed to be an intimidation tactic?
I see what you did there......asshole!

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Every Post by Verbiage is double spaced....and he likes sticks in the bum



Every post by jtodd_fl is single spaced.
And why can't jtodd_fl like sticks in the bum?!
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See, sucking up!
The post quoted below. He's my new best friend now!
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Not going to lie, I just blasted Mother and the drop for How the Gods Kill actually got made me destroy my laundry room door. Again.
I have to say that has never happened to me, mainly because I don't do laundry.

My kiddo did sing me mother while witnessing me losing my shit in a skating ring today. The kid kept singing it (all lyrics went correctly btw) while I taped up my injuries. Turns out my fingers don't like bending as much as they used to and that I'm old.

Yup... I bet I would enjoy life more if I did laundry.

"mom this dog hauler is dead. The clutch smells, and you need to buy a car. I learned how to drive in an F82, so I'd accept an F80 too. But we are not waiting an other seven years. Stop being an emotional bitch and buy a car."
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Are you saying I've dated poultry?

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enemy is too much. Nemesis I can work with. Let's just say (and to be kind to us both) I find our personalities very different.



I'm good bitch, I took down 800kg of concrete since 54, 37cm fucked with me.

Yeah, I know. This is why my pacifist side stays in control usually.

I have a birthday party to give in 2 days at the flat, and I rebuild the ceiling today. So going as usual.

Sup?
Hopefully the birthday cake doesn't end up with any extra crunchy ceiling pieces.

If my calculations are correct, our relationship would consist of racing M3s on ice and and smashing things, plus a lot of fucking swearing (I got called out by my coworkers this week for sounding like a sailor). Done.

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he's good

common, we know u'r cute..
I'm not sure how this is related to my being a pile of toxic sludge.
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The post quoted below. He's my new best friend now!


I have to say that has never happened to me, mainly because I don't do laundry.

My kiddo did sing me mother while witnessing me losing my shit in a skating ring today. The kid kept singing it (all lyrics went correctly btw) while I taped up my injuries. Turns out my fingers don't like bending as much as they used to and that I'm old.

Yup... I bet I would enjoy life more if I did laundry.

"mom this dog hauler is dead. The clutch smells, and you need to buy a car. I learned how to drive in an F82, so I'd accept an F80 too. But we are not waiting an other seven years. Stop being an emotional bitch and buy a car."
Take THAT Mr Tonka!

I do it bi-weekly, but in this case I was just looking for something to hit because the adrenaline came on immediately and I was helpless to suppress it.

Ouch. Family outing, today? And nay for burning through a clutch. At first glance, I thought it was your F82 clutch. Apparently you are being an emotional bitch about everything, although I have yet to detect any emotion from you.
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Can confirm - you get banned for dating poultry
To think out in the middle east there's a problem with the guys dating goats, then you come here to the US and it's a problem with the poultry...,


Where does the madness end?
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EstorilM - is trying to decide what to have for breakfast....from last week
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V1.47fan - tries to be dark/mysterious, comes across as 'put the lotion in the basket'
///M Power-Belgium - just comes across as 'put the lotion in the basket'
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shoei - just wants to be with the 'in crowd'
EstorilM - is trying to decide what to have for breakfast....from last week
Mr Tonka - gets hot and sweaty riding bimmette and Lups and Biorin regularly
1MOREMOD - can lift a house and eats VW's
C5driver - is really cheap IRL (like me!!)
Lups - is really a Sheep in Wolf's clothing
Biorin - is dangerously smart....like Dr. Evil smart and shit...
Axius - lives in the large shadow of Billup
F30lolz - dates poultry and gets banned EVERY DAY
Wah - LOVES THE PATRIOTS and TOM BRADY
myzmak - LOVES people that take up 2 parking spaces
Mr.SugarSkulls - kisses the mirror every day
V1.47fan - tries to be dark/mysterious, comes across as 'put the lotion in the basket'
///M Power-Belgium - just comes across as 'put the lotion in the basket'
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