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      12-06-2015, 07:37 PM   #17425
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rohitsja - not sure you can handle being around all this awesomeness....but I guess if Axius allows a second date, who am I to deny the three way
So, who used the previous guy's cum as lube?
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      12-06-2015, 07:59 PM   #17427
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So, who used the previous guy's cum as lube?
...well, since we could not collect this from you in time as the 'official' repository....we had to improvise...
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      12-06-2015, 08:47 PM   #17428
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Next weekend will be the first ever East Coast BP meet and greet with myself, Axius and rohitsja!!!!

In addition to being better (well, because East Coast) - this gathering will be more epic in every aspect than those of any puny West Coast secret meets.
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      12-06-2015, 08:49 PM   #17429
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Next weekend will be the first ever East Coast BP meet and greet with myself, Axius and rohitsja!!!!

In addition to being better (well, because East Coast) - this gathering will be more epic in every aspect than those of any puny West Coast secret meets.
I'll believe it when I see it. Pics must be provided.
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Pic of feet or asses..?
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      12-06-2015, 09:21 PM   #17432
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I guess you can come too....so we can take this pic as well.
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      12-06-2015, 10:58 PM   #17433
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Next weekend will be the first ever East Coast BP meet and greet with myself, Axius and rohitsja!!!!

In addition to being better (well, because East Coast) - this gathering will be more epic in every aspect than those of any puny West Coast secret meets.
You're just jealous.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-06-2015, 11:09 PM   #17434
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I guess you can come too....so we can take this pic as well.
Solarcaine aloe vera, anyone?
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Next weekend will be the first ever East Coast BP meet and greet with myself, Axius and rohitsja!!!!

In addition to being better (well, because East Coast) - this gathering will be more epic in every aspect than those of any puny West Coast secret meets.
You're just jealous.
Thus, the comparison.
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You're just jealous.
NOOOO - You are jealous because it will be epic and awesome. If you had any idea what the activity for the day will be......
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      12-06-2015, 11:18 PM   #17437
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Thus, the comparison.
...and you too..?

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      12-06-2015, 11:19 PM   #17438
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...and you too..?

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      12-06-2015, 11:21 PM   #17439
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Thus, the comparison.
That's just because you never told him about our epic drive back. Or how we can talk about cars and agree soo much.

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NOOOO - You are jealous because it will be epic and awesome. If you had any idea what the activity for the day will be......
If you keep talking like that, I'll bring my gf Alex with me there.
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      12-06-2015, 11:24 PM   #17440
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That's just because you never told him about our epic drive back. Or how we can talk about cars and agree soo much.



If you keep talking like that, I'll bring my gf Alex with me there.
You'd finally get to show us 'Merikan's how to drive

Or how to lose at driving
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      12-06-2015, 11:28 PM   #17441
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You'd finally get to show us 'Merikan's how to drive

Or how to lose at driving
Hahaha.

I'm more like a long distance enjoyer with an epic stamina than a performance driver. Sad since I still kick the waxers buts in that too.

Hey I'm going to text you real quick.
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      12-07-2015, 07:42 AM   #17442
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Met Axius , what a cool guy!!! Enjoyed the beers and the nonsense that we chatted about, should do it again sometime bro?
Was cool meeting you man, we'll link up more often. Next time I'll have the car instead of the bike so I don't pussy out and leave early.
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How was your weekend Ax?
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      12-07-2015, 08:19 AM   #17444
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How was your weekend Ax?
Two nights were spent until 4am talking to probably one of my favorite people.

Yesterday after meeting Rohitsja, I got home and stayed up for about an hour then slept from 6pm to 1am.


So it had it's ups and downs. What about you?
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Two nights were spent until 4am talking to probably one of my favorite people.

Yesterday after meeting Rohitsja, I got home and stayed up for about an hour then slept from 6pm to 1am.


So it had it's ups and downs. What about you?
That's a change of pace, you're halfway to being nocturnal now. But spending it with cool people is a fine reason. How's it hitting you this Monday morning?

Mine was busy, but good. Got the lease signed on my rental, so that was a nice milestone. Renting it to an old friend from Ohio and his gf, so that was cool how it worked out.
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That's a change of pace, you're halfway to being nocturnal now. But spending it with cool people is a fine reason. How's it hitting you this Monday morning?

Mine was busy, but good. Got the lease signed on my rental, so that was a nice milestone. Renting it to an old friend from Ohio and his gf, so that was cool how it worked out.
Heh, wouldn't count on it, too much of a drunk to keep the cycle going. I'm fine, I ended up just sleeping the rest of the night until I had to get up for work at 4.

It's nice renting out to people you can trust, I've seen quite a few rentals get destroyed from people not caring.
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