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      10-29-2015, 01:29 PM   #1717
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I still will use that quote thanks. Will see if wife bans me.
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      10-29-2015, 01:37 PM   #1718
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I still will use that quote thanks. Will see if wife bans me.
Banned, only forum members can ban you.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      10-29-2015, 01:42 PM   #1719
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Her ban carry more weight..could be banned from butthole or vaginal or mouth or all 3!
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      10-29-2015, 02:06 PM   #1720
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      10-29-2015, 02:20 PM   #1721
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Right they have extra orifices
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      10-29-2015, 02:37 PM   #1722
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      10-29-2015, 02:42 PM   #1723
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You can just rely on your female aliens.
Think you are talking from something like this ....
It's the Alien mutation queen from Alien and Prometheus and naked it looks actually galactic hot , think 1MOREMOD really likes it .
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      10-29-2015, 02:55 PM   #1724
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Think you are talking from something like this ....
It's the Alien mutation queen from Alien and Prometheus and naked it looks actually galactic hot , think 1MOREMOD really likes it .
I think those are fake. I prefer the real boobies.
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I think those are fake. I prefer the real boobies.
Yeah....First I thought...Damn those boobs look too seperated .
But probably it's normal for alien boobs .
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Yeah....First I thought...Damn those boobs look too seperated .
But probably it's normal for alien boobs .
Or a Kardashian.
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Or a Kardashian.
Do they have fake boobs ?
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      10-29-2015, 03:18 PM   #1729
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Or a Kardashian.
Do they have fake boobs ?
Some of them do
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      10-29-2015, 03:25 PM   #1730
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Some of them do
I actually like it when the job (design) was done right , not too big...The size of a good hand full and tight is just perfect.
Too big is really off for me , but when it is done right it looks lots better than drooping boobs .
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      10-29-2015, 04:02 PM   #1731
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Ladies, did I already ask what the most embarrassing moment of your lives were?
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Ladies, did I already ask what the most embarrassing moment of your lives were?
Yes. It's embarrassing when you ask the same question twice.
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Ladies, did I already ask what the most embarrassing moment of your lives were?
I know most ladies would say...Loud fart in a church .
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Ladies, did I already ask what the most embarrassing moment of your lives were?
I know most ladies would say...Loud fart in a church .
I doubt any of us go to church.
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I doubt any of us go to church.
Same thing here but thought you guys were more religious .
I'm going only when I have to ...."Funerals" what I hate even more because it makes me deeply sad and barbarians never cry .
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Yes. It's embarrassing when you ask the same question twice.
Sorry.

Answers must have been uneventful.

And clearly i'm too lazy to go back and check. haha
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Why do women like to bring up shit that happened long time ago, sometimes down to the dates?

They always want to change you but we accept women with their flaws.
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