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      12-03-2015, 06:28 PM   #17271
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I have a huge penis, so any argument you try to make is futile.
...yea, um....I'm 6'3", wear a size 12 shoe....so, not sure you wanna go there
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All right! Dick measuring contest!

Measure your penis here......


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...yea, um....I'm 6'3", wear a size 12 shoe....so, not sure you wanna go there
I'm 5'8'' and wear a size 11. You do that math real quick, mister financial adviser.
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      12-03-2015, 06:45 PM   #17274
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I'm 5'8'' and wear a size 11. You do that math real quick, mister financial adviser.
you're 7" shorter than me...?

damn
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you're 7" shorter than me...?

damn
Only in height.
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      12-03-2015, 06:47 PM   #17276
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All right you 2. Biorin will be the judge (if she wants to) to see which wee-wee is/are smaller. If she is up for it, txt it to her.
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Only in height.
i'll bet the girls tell you, 'you must be this tall to ride this ride'

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i'll bet the girls tell you, 'you must be this tall to ride this ride'

Actually, I tell the girls that 'you must be this tall to ride this ride'.



You think I want some crane hopping on my dick? Shallow standards.
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      12-03-2015, 06:49 PM   #17279
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All right you 2. Biorin will be the judge (if she wants to) to see which wee-wee is/are smaller. If she is up for it, txt it to her.
Willing and able
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Was he sending you ass and dick pics too?
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      12-03-2015, 06:53 PM   #17281
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Was he sending you ass and dick pics too?
No one has sent me ass and dick pics I have one ass pic you sent me, and one pic from Tonka that Tara was kind enough to share.
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Was he sending you ass and dick pics too?
...and I already "won."
(ass size as well)
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      12-03-2015, 06:56 PM   #17283
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All right! Dick measuring contest!

Measure your penis here......


[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/p0Fu6Nv.jpg[/IMG
May I direct your attention to just above her right middle finger.

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      12-03-2015, 06:57 PM   #17284
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No one has sent me ass and dick pics I have one ass pic you sent me, and one pic from Tonka that Tara was kind enough to share.
Tara must be holding out. She even asked permission to send it to you.
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      12-03-2015, 07:01 PM   #17286
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Tara must be holding out. She even asked permission to send it to you.
I have your abs, but that's it.
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I have your abs, but that's it.
Prenna says he has me beat in penis AND ass, I find this so fucking absurdly unlikely. Confirmation I'm right?
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      12-03-2015, 07:05 PM   #17288
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Prenna says he has me beat in penis AND ass, I find this so fucking absurdly unlikely. Confirmation I'm right?
I haven't seen either of your dicks, so can't say. In posted pics, Prena's ass was covered by jeans, so giving you the win there.
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      12-03-2015, 07:08 PM   #17289
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Somehow I'm fighting that irresistible urge to whore myself out to people on the internet in exchange for dick pictures. Stay strong, Biorin, stay strong!
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Somehow I'm fighting that irresistible urge to whore myself out to people on the internet in exchange for dick pictures. Stay strong, Biorin, stay strong!
...just putting it out there....you know, in case you wanted to share
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      12-03-2015, 07:15 PM   #17291
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I haven't seen either of your dicks, so can't say. In posted pics, Prena's ass was covered by jeans, so giving you the win there.
Yeah, I am kinda shy.
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I haven't seen either of your dicks, so can't say. In posted pics, Prena's ass was covered by jeans, so giving you the win there.
I'm always open for fair trade value. I can't expect my assets to depreciate in any way. If you're in agreeance, something can happen. I aint scurred.
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