Ask a girl anything?

[Axius]

How much communication do you expect from a new interest? Daily? Every so often? Phone calls? Texts?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

How much communication do you expect from a new interest? Daily? Every so often? Phone calls? Texts?

Daily texts

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Daily texts

What kind though, just touching base texts? Deep conversation texts?


I feel like an old man, because I'd rather pick up a phone and call then text, but everyone texts these days, so it's like I have to, otherwise it seems unattentative.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

What kind though, just touching base texts? Deep conversation texts?


I feel like an old man, because I'd rather pick up a phone and call then text, but everyone texts these days, so it's like I have to, otherwise it seems unattentative.

I'll text you

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

What kind though, just touching base texts? Deep conversation texts?


I feel like an old man, because I'd rather pick up a phone and call then text, but everyone texts these days, so it's like I have to, otherwise it seems unattentative.

You are old. I hate talking on phone, dick pics and texts are so much better

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You are old. I hate talking on phone, dick pics and texts are so much better

PM Sent. Enjoy.

[1MOREMOD]

No don't send me that. You have to be a girl to text me

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You are old. I hate talking on phone, dick pics and texts are so much better

People are easily offended by the things I say through text when they can't hear I'm being coherently sarcastic.


Lots of angry texts and voicemails have been had.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

No don't send me that. You have to be a girl to text me

C5 ?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

People are easily offended by the things I say through text when they can't hear I'm being coherently sarcastic.


Lots of angry texts and voicemails have been had.

Dude, a dick pic with a caption of "Can I PIITB" is not sarcasm. You'll never convince any of your coworkers otherwise.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

People are easily offended by the things I say through text when they can't hear I'm being coherently sarcastic.


Lots of angry texts and voicemails have been had.

Yeah I get that with my wife. She doesn't understand boy humor when I'm talking to her let alone over text. It's fun!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Dude, a dick pic with a caption of "Can I PIITB" is not sarcasm. You'll never convince any of your coworkers otherwise.

Well, for starters, what do I look like, some immature child?


Clearly when I send a dick pic I caption it with "YO YOU GUN GIT BUTT STUFF TN QT"

[1MOREMOD]

Im taking notes

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yeah I get that with my wife. She doesn't understand boy humor when I'm talking to her let alone over text. It's fun!

It's fun when it doesn't ruin chances with a dime.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Im taking notes

"The quickest way to get to a woman's heart, is through her butthole."
-Abraham Lincoln 1808

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

How much communication do you expect from a new interest? Daily? Every so often? Phone calls? Texts?

Women analyze everything so texting is better for us.

Originally Posted by bimmette

Daily texts

Does this mean we are dating then?

Originally Posted by Axius

What kind though, just touching base texts? Deep conversation texts?


I feel like an old man, because I'd rather pick up a phone and call then text, but everyone texts these days, so it's like I have to, otherwise it seems unattentative.

Aww ax, welcome to old fart club.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You are old. I hate talking on phone, dick pics and texts are so much better

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

No don't send me that. You have to be a girl to text me

Fine, I'll text you my collection of dick pics.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Women analyze everything so texting is better for us.

Aww ax, welcome to old fart club.

I can understand the analyzing part. Which makes it 1000x easier for us to say something stupid through text throwing everything off!


I'm going to start attending some of the local AARP meetings hoping to score me some nice looking cougars this year.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

"The quickest way to get to a woman's heart, is through her butthole."
-Abraham Lincoln 1808

I like it but was Abraham lincoln alive in 1808 bud?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I like it but was Abraham lincoln alive in 1808 bud?

It's the internet, would I tell a lie to you? I know Abraham wouldn't.

[1MOREMOD]

Just looked born 1809

[Axius]

Good, so I was right. Case closed.

[RJ_]