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      11-25-2015, 11:19 AM   #16809
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Some days you are the dog....some days you are the tree....

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      11-25-2015, 11:25 AM   #16810
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Does she have a sister and is she cute?
I think you meant to ask if she has a brother. Which she does. But he's not cute and not in to weaponry.

CZ Scorpion 9mm Evo 3 or something like that. May be a clone. We're planning on making a "conical" visit to the holding FFL's range this Friday.
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      11-25-2015, 11:33 AM   #16811
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Does she have a sister and is she cute?
I think you meant to ask if she has a brother. Which she does. But he's not cute and not in to weaponry.

CZ Scorpion 9mm Evo 3 or something like that. May be a clone. We're planning on making a "conical" visit to the holding FFL's range this Friday.
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      11-25-2015, 11:35 AM   #16812
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How did that homeless guy in LA end up with not one, but TWO machine guns???
http://www.vcstar.com/newswire/patro...353634921.html
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      11-25-2015, 11:48 AM   #16813
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How did that homeless guy in LA end up with not one, but TWO machine guns???
http://www.vcstar.com/newswire/patro...353634921.html
At least he'll get free room/board/meals, be clean on a daily basis and get ass.

Today is my Friday and I don't wanna work for the rest of the day.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      11-25-2015, 11:53 AM   #16814
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      11-25-2015, 12:16 PM   #16816
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      11-25-2015, 12:49 PM   #16817
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      11-25-2015, 12:58 PM   #16818
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That looks really amazing my friend .
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      11-25-2015, 01:21 PM   #16819
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That looks really amazing my friend .
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Free booze is even more amazinger!
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      11-25-2015, 01:33 PM   #16820
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I'm conflicted on this photo. On one hand, calling ISIS a bunch of animal fornicators is something I can support, and on the other I feel bad for the goat.

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      11-25-2015, 01:33 PM   #16821
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      11-25-2015, 01:38 PM   #16822
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Don't know if you are alone out there...But anyway cheers my friend
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      11-25-2015, 01:43 PM   #16823
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      11-25-2015, 01:51 PM   #16824
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At 30,000 feet, it's a bit out out of my control, but I do appreciate the thought.

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      11-25-2015, 01:52 PM   #16825
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Did you fly LB ->Vegas just as a stop-over to go to the east coast???? That's a nice gesture just to fly over my chickens and drop them some .22
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Don't know if you are alone out there...But anyway cheers my friend
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