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      11-22-2015, 08:49 PM   #16721
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Oh god I hated using that little grip strengthening thingy to train for a trigger test.
Dont wanna brag but i broke a couple of those.
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Oh god I hated using that little grip strengthening thingy to train for a trigger test.
Was it with the captains of crush strength trainers? What level?
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Oh god I hated using that little grip strengthening thingy to train for a trigger test.
Was it with the captains of crush strength trainers? What level?
Oh geez I don't know. Whatever it took so I can pull a trigger fast and furiously.
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Oh geez I don't know. Whatever it took so I can pull a trigger fast and furiously.
It's a grip strengthener...not an index finger strengthener
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Oh geez I don't know. Whatever it took so I can pull a trigger fast and furiously.
And it's a trigger "PRESS"...not a pull!
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      11-22-2015, 09:12 PM   #16726
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Oh geez I don't know. Whatever it took so I can pull a trigger fast and furiously.
And it's a trigger "PRESS"...not a pull!
Whatever. STFU!
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Whatever. STFU!
You don't think for a gf, she's pretty damn cool?
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      11-22-2015, 09:29 PM   #16729
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You don't think for a gf, she's pretty damn cool?
We're having a catfight...stay in your lane.
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Whatever. STFU!
You don't think for a gf, she's pretty damn cool?
Meh, she's just alright I guess.
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And it's a trigger "PRESS"...not a pull!
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We're having a catfight...stay in your lane.
You've been stepping on a lot of toes lately.
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      11-22-2015, 09:58 PM   #16734
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You've been stepping on a lot of toes lately.
Everyone picks on the most helpless and weak...
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I drove into Michigan yesterday, and first when I was exiting I80 onto I280 in O-gay-O, I pulled into the booth to pay my toll and this lady was waayyy friendly, talked to the guy ahead of me for like 2 minutes, and I was like, wtf is this shit. Roll up, and she's all cheery, sorry about the wait, yada yada, I'm with Ziplock and today we're just covering everyones tolls, how long have you been on the road?

I'm like, SHIT GIRL ALL DAY, SINCE LIKE 5AM!

she started cracking up. I had to sign a waiver and they said I was on camera. I doubt I'll get on the commercial, but it was funny as fuck. They paid me a dollar, so I felt kind of cheap after.


Then I got to MI and we got 10'' of snow. It all started right as I crossed the border. Also finally met my sisters friend, and her eyes are deep ocean blue, and I plan on fucking her up in billiards tomorrow.


Thats my adventure.
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Everyone picks on the most helpless and weak...
The weak and helpless are the most fun to pick on.


Dumb nerds.
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I drove into Michigan yesterday, and first when I was exiting I80 onto I280 in O-gay-O, I pulled into the booth to pay my toll and this lady was waayyy friendly, talked to the guy ahead of me for like 2 minutes, and I was like, wtf is this shit. Roll up, and she's all cheery, sorry about the wait, yada yada, I'm with Ziplock and today we're just covering everyones tolls, how long have you been on the road?

I'm like, SHIT GIRL ALL DAY, SINCE LIKE 5AM!

she started cracking up. I had to sign a waiver and they said I was on camera. I doubt I'll get on the commercial, but it was funny as fuck. They paid me a dollar, so I felt kind of cheap after.


Then I got to MI and we got 10'' of snow. It all started right as I crossed the border. Also finally met my sisters friend, and her eyes are deep ocean blue, and I plan on fucking her up in billiards tomorrow.


Thats my adventure.
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      11-22-2015, 10:39 PM   #16738
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Also finally met my sisters friend, and her eyes are deep ocean blue, and I plan on fucking her up in billiards tomorrow.
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I drove into Michigan yesterday, and first when I was exiting I80 onto I280 in O-gay-O, I pulled into the booth to pay my toll and this lady was waayyy friendly, talked to the guy ahead of me for like 2 minutes, and I was like, wtf is this shit. Roll up, and she's all cheery, sorry about the wait, yada yada, I'm with Ziplock and today we're just covering everyones tolls, how long have you been on the road?

I'm like, SHIT GIRL ALL DAY, SINCE LIKE 5AM!

she started cracking up. I had to sign a waiver and they said I was on camera. I doubt I'll get on the commercial, but it was funny as fuck. They paid me a dollar, so I felt kind of cheap after.


Then I got to MI and we got 10'' of snow. It all started right as I crossed the border. Also finally met my sisters friend, and her eyes are deep ocean blue, and I plan on fucking her up in billiards tomorrow.


Thats my adventure.
This whole update is hilarious hahahhaah!
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      11-23-2015, 07:05 AM   #16740
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This whole update is hilarious hahahhaah!
Thanks, it was the best "too long, didn't read" I could come up with on the spot lol. A lot more has transpired, like today I have a shit ton to go do, so I'll probably have another update by tomorrow. Hitting up Detroit tonight with my old group of car friends.
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