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      10-28-2015, 09:51 PM   #1651
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I have found that when women discuss their problems with me they want someone to listen and not solve their problems, is this the case with you?
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      10-28-2015, 10:01 PM   #1653
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That's hard for men because we don't just go yeah that sucks and do nothing about it
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      10-28-2015, 10:03 PM   #1654
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I have found that when women discuss their problems with me they want someone to listen and not solve their problems, is this the case with you?
We get a lot from unloading for sure, I tend to do this too but the worst is when I know there is a solution but I can't pinpoint it for the life of me, and my ego takes a hit because he tells it to me. It took years for him to learn that when I do this he needs to ask the questions that will lead me to the solution so I can save face.
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What do you wanna talk about?
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Do you ladies flirt with guys at work with whom you are attracted? I've got two of them at my job who poke me everyday and call me by my full name which I h8.
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      10-28-2015, 10:16 PM   #1658
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Do you ladies flirt with guys at work with whom you are attracted? I've got two of them at my job who poke me everyday and call me by my full name which I h8.
I only flirt with cops.
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      10-28-2015, 10:17 PM   #1659
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I only flirt with cops.
My name is Officer Goodbody, i'm going to need you to step out of the car maim. Do you know why i pulled you over?
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Do you ladies flirt with guys at work with whom you are attracted? I've got two of them at my job who poke me everyday and call me by my full name which I h8.
Aw, that must be so annoying, Christopher!
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My name is Officer Goodbody, i'm going to need you to step out of the car maim. Do you know why i pulled you over?
"well good evening officer! Isn't it a great night for you since I arrived here for your entertainment!"

"well, when my rd went off, I was looking abt 90? 95? So a mild over reaction to empty road gave me the pleasure of your company?"

"honey, I'll take the ticket but ive got standards. Shake your booty and take off the uniform slowly and then I'd say this is a few bucks spent well"
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      10-28-2015, 10:27 PM   #1663
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"well good evening officer! Isn't it a great night for you since I arrived here for your entertainment!"

"well, when my rd went off, I was looking abt 90? 95? So a mild over reaction to empty road gave me the pleasure of your company?"

"honey, I'll take the ticket but ive got standards. Shake your booty and take off the uniform slowly and then I'd say this is a few bucks spent well"
hahaha You're right, i wouldn't give you a ticket.
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Aw, that must be so annoying, Christopher!
But he has a sexy name, I'd call him that too!

"oh Christopher, want to get coffee with me...?"
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hahaha You're right, i wouldn't give you a ticket.
Nobody does. Ive even gotten away with my shit from a female officer
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      10-28-2015, 11:05 PM   #1666
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Nobody does. Ive even gotten away with my shit from a female officer
It wouldn't even be the flirting for me, i'd just be dying laughing. haha
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It wouldn't even be the flirting for me, i'd just be dying laughing. haha
Well yeah, that's how I roll. Cops usually are bored, making their night usually saves mine.
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Do you ladies flirt with guys at work with whom you are attracted? I've got two of them at my job who poke me everyday and call me by my full name which I h8.
Piss on them to show dominanc---

errr I mean poke them back.
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Aw, that must be so annoying, Christopher!
I hate Christopher! My parents were going to name me Damien so I wished I was named that.

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But he has a sexy name, I'd call him that too!

"oh Christopher, want to get coffee with me...?"
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errr I mean poke them back.
Now you've got me thinking sir.
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      10-29-2015, 07:52 AM   #1670
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I hate Christopher! My parents were going to name me Damien so I wished I was named that.
My mom wanted to name me Bradley, but my father insisted on William since that's his name. All the girlies love to call me Billy/Billie for some reason, the rest of the people I have to associate with call me William/Will/Billu....... Bill.
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My mom wanted to name me Bradley, but my father insisted on William since that's his name. All the girlies love to call me Billy/Billie for some reason, the rest of the people I have to associate with call me William/Will/Billu....... Bill.
Ever been called Billup ?
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My mom wanted to name me Bradley, but my father insisted on William since that's his name. All the girlies love to call me Billy/Billie for some reason, the rest of the people I have to associate with call me William/Will/Billu....... Bill.
My parents named me after my dad too, except they called me by my middle name from day one. So every official document I have to explain why I go by Jake, not my first name.
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