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      11-20-2015, 10:42 AM   #16611
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      11-20-2015, 01:29 PM   #16613
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But NIL is so girly, I like my music with actual badasses and not just nail polish.

Edit why is my autocorrect such a hater. Nin=nil
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      11-20-2015, 01:31 PM   #16614
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But NIL is so girly, I like my music with actual badasses and not just nail polish.
Sometimes a girl needs some nail polish and red shoes...
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      11-20-2015, 01:31 PM   #16615
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All you guys talkin like Bimmette, Biorin, and Lups are your girls. Get real, dudes.


They all are mine. You can have Sara, though!
Babe I can't do all this sharing crap.
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      11-20-2015, 01:32 PM   #16616
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Babe I can't do all this sharing crap.
Are you suggesting I break it off with the other two and we live happily ever after finally?
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Sometimes a girl needs some nail polish and red shoes...
Red shoes I get, but I have worn nail polish like three times in my life. We are not going to be manicure buddies
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      11-20-2015, 01:34 PM   #16619
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Red shoes I get, but I have worn nail polish like three times in my life. We are not going to be manicure buddies
Disappointment Friday comes early
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Are you suggesting I break it off with the other two and we live happily ever after finally?
I would never demand anything like that, you need to decide what will make you the happiest.
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      11-20-2015, 01:35 PM   #16621
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Disappointment Friday comes early
I can build you a nail polish closet and what ever color you'll use, I will always compliment you on it!
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I can build you a nail polish closet and what ever color you'll use, I will always compliment you on it!
I want a secret closet
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      11-20-2015, 01:41 PM   #16623
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I would never demand anything like that, you need to decide what will make you the happiest.
So it's settled then. When do I get to move in?
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I want a secret closet
I added secret nail polish closet for the girlfriend to my list of tasks.

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So it's settled then. When do I get to move in?

My life in bimmerpost is so much better than reality.
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      11-20-2015, 01:52 PM   #16625
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My life in bimmerpost is so much better than reality.
Oh hush, leave it to William to bring that spark back into your life. We can drink scotch and throw rocks at passing cars.
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speaking of NIN, I do "Hurt"... but Johnny Cash came along and did a remake and absolutely KILLED it... Like the time Tonka one-upped Lups with a showing of legs...

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Oh hush, leave it to William to bring that spark back into your life. We can drink scotch and throw rocks at passing cars.

Only on white cars, okay?

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That is an excellent way to put it
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      11-20-2015, 02:11 PM   #16629
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Only on white cars, okay?
Absolutely. I pretty much hate anyone who thinks it's okay to drive a white car.



Oh shit. My ex's car is white. It all makes sense!
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Absolutely. I pretty much hate anyone who thinks it's okay to drive a white car.



Oh shit. My ex's car is white. It all makes sense!
Aww Billie, you'd make me sooo happy.
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Babe I can't do all this sharing crap.
She's saying, she wants a real man, not interested in all the platonic horseshit you're into.
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Aww Billie, you'd make me sooo happy.
You my number one, babe! Also, any Audi we see on the road, will get shot with a 9mm.

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Awwww, someone feeling a little inferior, huh? Perk up big guy, it'll be alright!
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