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F30lolz · 11-18-2015, 12:11 PM

I have access to his 3 AMEX cards. Shopping anyone?

Axius · 11-18-2015, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

I have access to his 3 AMEX cards. Shopping anyone?

I hear Fleshlights are rated as the number one chistmas gift to give this year...., so I'll take about 5.

Torgus · 11-18-2015, 12:26 PM

Oh I want one! And a single turbo kit.

ASBSECU E93 · 11-18-2015, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Happy B-day Mr Tonka

Sooooooooo, the owner of my company informed my boss and I last week that his wife will be working in our department to assist with my boss in helping to retrieve old files and will be sitting across from me. I find this amusing, as he has banged at least two of the new girls who've began here only weeks ago. Also, she is annoying (owner's wife) as she is constantly talking to herself and asking me if she can give me tug jobs.

So think through this logically:

Hit it with Bosses wife and end up in a made for TV show loosely based on Horrible Bosses

I can play Jamie Foxx

She leaves boss - takes company and makes you new boss....in more ways than one

Mr Tonka · 11-18-2015, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Happy B-day Mr Tonka

Many thanks.

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Originally Posted by Axius

I hear Fleshlights are rated as the number one chistmas gift to give as a Secret Santa.

FTFY

Torgus · 11-18-2015, 12:50 PM

This is my secret santa gift this year: http://pooparcel.com/products/spring...itter-surprise

Axius · 11-18-2015, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

FTFY

Well, I didn't want to just come out and say it, I was hoping someone would take the hint.

Mr Tonka · 11-18-2015, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Well, I didn't want to just come out and say it, I was hoping someone would take the hint.

Always better to just be direct.

This Torgus dude better have entered into our Secret Santa!

1MOREMOD · 11-18-2015, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Torgus

This is my secret santa gift this year: http://pooparcel.com/products/spring...itter-surprise

I need to send a few of these out

Torgus · 11-18-2015, 01:14 PM

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I need to send a few of these out

I need to send a lot of these out.

The price isn't bad assuming shipping isn't crazy...I wonder when I need to order for delivery before xmass...

1MOREMOD · 11-18-2015, 01:19 PM

Can you make them untraceable?

Torgus · 11-18-2015, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Can you make them untraceable?

It looks like it...I should probably order one to myself just to make sure how it arrives etc. I can use that one for the family secret santa.

Mr Tonka · 11-18-2015, 01:22 PM

bimmette have you made any new DIY videos lately?

Torgus · 11-18-2015, 01:25 PM

Well I just ordered one. $20 shipped. Free international shipping.

I have a feeling this is not going to be as epic as I want it to be for $20 bucks...I would pay $40 for a full size dildo and a shit ton of glitter and lube to come flying out.

Description Price
1Spring-Loaded Cock and Glitter Surprise
Spring-Loaded Cock and Glitter Surprise
£13.00
Description Price
Subtotal £13.00
Shipping Free
Description Price
Total
Including £0.00 in taxes GBP £13.00
pooparcel
Order #1218
Thank you Jonathan!

Shipping address
Acton, Massachusetts

Torgus · 11-18-2015, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

bimmette have you made any new DIY videos lately?

She should make one of her opening up the glitter bomb dildo.

UncleWede · 11-18-2015, 01:52 PM

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BTW, I am confused here. Your son is in IB program and taking AP courses?
Usually, kids who are in International Baccalaureate (IB) program has to allocate their time on IB classes to get all their exam to get their criteria and exam done.

AP classes were boring him, I think. Being able to pick some IB classes, without the whole criteria of testing, etc. appealed to him. Plus it leaves him time for baseball practice and still getting homework done while having zero period class. Poor kid has to wake up at 5:30, just like mom and dad now so that he can stay in the baseball program. He was quoted as saying, since his brother drops him off on the way to his own college classes "I have to get dropped off before even the janitors get to school"

Good news, he had to stay late for Varsity practice yesterday, they need an extra catcher even though he really doesn't want to catch. Get on the team, catch bullpen, worm his way into the outfield.

RJ_ · 11-18-2015, 02:20 PM

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Good news, he had to stay late for Varsity practice yesterday, they need an extra catcher even though he really doesn't want to catch. Get on the team, catch bullpen, worm his way into the outfield.

Nothing wrong with that, bullpen catcher is the easiest way to the big leagues.

bimmette · 11-18-2015, 02:56 PM

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bimmette have you made any new DIY videos lately?

No...

: And now I'm scared...

F30lolz · 11-18-2015, 02:56 PM

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No...

: And now I'm scared...

Slacker.

bimmette · 11-18-2015, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

No...

: And now I'm scared...

Slacker.

I had planned to film one last weekend but had a last minute cruise/ meet with some bimmerpost people in your country instead.

ASBSECU E93 · 11-18-2015, 03:11 PM

Don't be skurrrd

Mr Tonka · 11-18-2015, 03:59 PM

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No...

: And now I'm scared...

Nothing on how to stylize your living room with fresh new accessories?

I, have a friend who's got some new accessories and I was looking to send her some advice on how she might use them effectively.

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Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6059 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	bimmette have you made any new DIY videos lately? __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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Torgus Slow. 3796 Rep 7,160 Posts Drives: N54 6466 100% E85 + Meth Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Boston, MA iTrader: (2) Garage List 2007 BMW E92 [10.00] 2007 BMW E90 [0.00] 2006 BMW E91 [0.00]	Well I just ordered one. $20 shipped. Free international shipping. I have a feeling this is not going to be as epic as I want it to be for $20 bucks...I would pay $40 for a full size dildo and a shit ton of glitter and lube to come flying out. Description Price 1Spring-Loaded Cock and Glitter Surprise Spring-Loaded Cock and Glitter Surprise £13.00 Description Price Subtotal £13.00 Shipping Free Description Price Total Including £0.00 in taxes GBP £13.00 pooparcel Order #1218 Thank you Jonathan! Shipping address Acton, Massachusetts __________________ E92 6466 E85 + Meth/ E70 #1 fully deleted 2.8 race flash / E70 #2 JBD / E90 & E91 both tuned & retired Psalm 144
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