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      11-16-2015, 12:32 PM   #16479
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Hi ax, how was your weekend?

I am currently running a nursery here. If you ever want kids, I would probably donate you a few right now.
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      11-16-2015, 12:33 PM   #16480
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You should see the women on Casual Encounters.
I've got a fake ID and a checklist. It goes:

1. Never meet a girl on Craigslist

2. And never spend your money on a necklace

3. Three square meals, homie, gotta have breakfast.
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      11-16-2015, 12:34 PM   #16481
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I've got a fake ID and a checklist. It goes:

1. Never meet a girl on Craigslist

2. And never spend your money on a necklace

3. Three square meals, homie, gotta have breakfast.
All right, Hoodie.
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Judge me if you will, I'm just glad someone picked that up. Now I gotta switch Pandora stations.
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      11-16-2015, 01:10 PM   #16483
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Was working in the yard yesterday, and I shit you not, water actually started falling out of the sky!!!

The neighbor was PISSED. Seems he pulled all the shingles off his roof, and then had new ones up there, but took Sunday off to watch football or something. Now he has wet shingles and wetter plywood on his roof.
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      11-16-2015, 01:18 PM   #16484
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Hi ax, how was your weekend?

I am currently running a nursery here. If you ever want kids, I would probably donate you a few right now.
It was "so so". Aside from the car getting hit, all is well in the world. Helped my neighbor hang up some christmas lights and hung out with him all day yesterday so that was cool.

Hows yous weekend? Alls well in the world?

As much as I love children, I enjoy my peace and quiet in my home.
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      11-16-2015, 01:21 PM   #16485
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It was "so so". Aside from the car getting hit, all is well in the world. Helped my neighbor hang up some christmas lights and hung out with him all day yesterday so that was cool.

Hows yous weekend? Alls well in the world?

As much as I love children, I enjoy my peace and quiet in my home.
Haha, my weekend was a shitty one with no sleep!

Aww, enjoy your peace. I would too!
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      11-16-2015, 01:25 PM   #16486
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Haha, my weekend was a shitty one with no sleep!

Aww, enjoy your peace. I would too!
The peace sometimes is a little monotonous. I need crazy in my life, keeps the blood flowing.
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The peace sometimes is a little monotonous. I need crazy in my life, keeps the blood flowing.
I love mine though a cold season does get a little straining at times.
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I love mine though a cold season does get a little straining at times.
THAT'S what counts. I feel bad for the poor saps that don't love theirs.


Did you get to do annnnytthing exciting this weekend? Did you get to eat some bacon?
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      11-16-2015, 09:47 PM   #16489
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My kid wants to get a PINK PS4 controller "skin."
I told her if she gets "C-" or better average, she will get the pink controller.

Aren't I too nice?


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      11-17-2015, 10:30 AM   #16490
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She is your daughter, and I have no idea about your personal situation, but if my son came home with a C- average, we'd be giving all the games to local charities and spending a lot more time on homework and tutoring.
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Or buy it and use it in front of her until that's a-b range. Isn't showing up in public schools worth c- these days.
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Happy Birthday Mr. Tonka
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      11-17-2015, 04:43 PM   #16493
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She is your daughter, and I have no idea about your personal situation, but if my son came home with a C- average, we'd be giving all the games to local charities and spending a lot more time on homework and tutoring.
Yeah, I go by what kinda classes kids are taking relative to what kinda grade they receive. Even a village idiot can get an A+ during their high school senior year for Algebra. Whereas some freshman are taking AP Calculus. (for an example).
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      11-17-2015, 05:56 PM   #16494
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I'm confused, and not picking. So is your daughter less than a village idiot, or taking classes WAY over her head?

For the record, my son is a junior and just got straight As. IB English, Science, and Econ; AP Calc; Photography (for business); and Baseball.
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      11-17-2015, 06:15 PM   #16495
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I'm confused, and not picking. So is your daughter less than a village idiot, or taking classes WAY over her head?

For the record, my son is a junior and just got straight As. IB English, Science, and Econ; AP Calc; Photography (for business); and Baseball.
Good for you sir.
My kid is in 2nd grade.
Yes, she is not doing too good, but she is doing better than how I was in elementary school. Our family tend to catch up late. Not worried.
I was c- student in elementary school, and I am proud of it.

Ah. I remember taking AP Calculus "BC" and AP Physics "C" (calc based) exam like yesterday... it's been 20yrs now. WOW

BTW, I am confused here. Your son is in IB program and taking AP courses?
Usually, kids who are in International Baccalaureate (IB) program has to allocate their time on IB classes to get all their exam to get their criteria and exam done. Yes, I took IB classes , because pre-calc class was full. It doesn't count.

This is why I tell my kid's tutor* who are in highschool to just take AP exam, and if that is not enough, tell the school to send them to local college for beyond AP.

BTW, is your kid gonna take Calc2 on his senior year in local college? (assuming ap calc being AB)

ETA *= Yes, our kid has a tutor on weekend, and I return service by tutoring them. Heck. It's only been 20yrs since I took ap calc, ap phys, ap chem, ap whatever the f, but good enough for my kid's tutor to finish HW and prep for exam.

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Happy 32nd birthday sir!
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Happy Birthday! Hope you get laid
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Happy 32nd birthday sir!
It's hard to believe that 32 has come around this quickly.

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It's hard to believe that 32 has come around this quickly.


Congrats my friend !
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