Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

Most of my dinners are chicken. I need new veggies. Getting tired of potatoes, carrots & zucchini. Broccoli & beans mess w/my IBS. Aren't TV dinners just salt in a box?

Some of them definitely are salt in a box for sure.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

I'm a super tall 5' 8" & a super heavy 130ish lbs

Pick your jaws up off the floor!

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I'm 5'10 and 150, so not much different.

I'm a 6'0 and 470 so also not much different....





(That works right? Height is the most important, yes?)

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'm a 6'0 and 470 so also not much different....





(That works right? Height is the most important, yes?)

Probably would for a lot of the women who put "don't talk to me unless you are 6ft+" in their online profiles. It usually mentions nothing about weight.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

Fatso

Did you ever suck the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and then fill it with chocolate swirl ice cream?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

Fatso

Don't body shame me you misogynistic pig!!

Besides, I prefer names like, "Tubbo" or "Tank".


Fine, fine...admittedly, if I were 470 lbs, my guess is I couldn't even sit in a chair at that point. Or reach the keyboard if I could find a chair that could handle that weight.

I'm actually 6'0 and around 185-195. Which means I do have a small potbelly. But I like to refer to it as my "dad bod". Makes me feel better.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

Am I a pedophile if I call my own body "dad bod"? I don't have children.

Not unless you also happen to find children attractive.

You are just grooming your body to be in stellar shape if you happen to become a dad. Foresight, planning and preparation - nothing wrong with that is there? One might even see these traits as being those of a wise man.

Not in your particular case of course, but one *might* see it that way in another person.

[Delta0311]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Probably would for a lot of the women who put "don't talk to me unless you are 6ft+" in their online profiles. It usually mentions nothing about weight.

I'd fuck with them and reply back well I'm 5'2 but make 7 figures, which automatically makes me like 6'8.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

*dick punch*

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by CaptObvious

I was hoping someone would get my reference.

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Did you ever suck the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and then fill it with chocolate swirl ice cream?

now u have to do DIY

[upstatedoc]

OK, back on track here. Finally going to have a night alone with Danyell.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

OK, back on track here. Finally going to have a night alone with Danyell.

Ahhh - so it wasn't Danielle after all. It was a guy named Dan and he yells does he?

Curiouser and curiouser.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Find a way to videotape it

What happens with Danyell stays with Danyell. And she is all woman

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

What happens with Danyell stays with Danyell. And she is all woman

Such a tease.

[Turkish Pickle]

question time: what is the "pussy magnet" of cars?

inb4 someone says "fast cars only attract jealous dudes and teenaged boys"

i'd say either the i8 or the lexus LC

[DETRoadster]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

question time: what is the "pussy magnet" of cars?

inb4 someone says "fast cars only attract jealous dudes and teenaged boys"

i'd say either the i8 or the lexus LC

According to this article it's the Volvo S40. Nearly 60% female buyers. Not what you meant, I know, but women are obviously attracted to this car and the other sh*tty 9 vehicles on the list.

https://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/...buyers.html/10

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

question time: what is the "pussy magnet" of cars?

inb4 someone says "fast cars only attract jealous dudes and teenaged boys"

i'd say either the i8 or the lexus LC

Hmmm. That's a tough question. Probably kinda depends where you live. Here in Vancouver, BMWs are everywhere, including i8s so no one looks twice. I would say just any red, clean sports car, like a Porsche or Ferrari is what gets a girl's attention. But it's hilarious to me when a girl is attracted to a guy for his car which could be leased or belong to his Dad or whatever. I know millionaires and even a couple billionaires that drive basic cars.

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

question time: what is the "pussy magnet" of cars?

inb4 someone says "fast cars only attract jealous dudes and teenaged boys"

i'd say either the i8 or the lexus LC

serious question, are you asking for a friend?

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

question time: what is the "pussy magnet" of cars?

inb4 someone says "fast cars only attract jealous dudes and teenaged boys"

i'd say either the i8 or the lexus LC

If your car is attracting a woman, she is the wrong one, trust me.

For the record, I've never had a woman be interested because of my BMWs, and neither has my friend with his. That isn't why I bought them though. Any girl who likes a man based on anything car related is usually because she admires his passion for cars/working on his. At least that has been my experience.

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

What happens with Danyell stays with Danyell. And she is all woman

so you gave her full check up.... hows the foot healing?
when is the next check up

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

OK, back on track here. Finally going to have a night alone with Danyell.

Night passes...update is....crickets. Why - do you have a job or something? Geez...

I'm going to update everyone on your behalf, because I feel that it likely went one of two ways mmmkay? And here's the kicker - both ways are ironically from the very same song:

Either it is Option A:
This bed is on fire with passionate love
The neighbors complain about the noises above
But she only comes when she's on top



Or Option B:
Dressed me up in women's clothes
Messed around with gender roles
Line my eyes and call me pretty

[bimmette]

Maybe the full check up was exhausting and they are still asleep?